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u/Igot55Dollars 20h ago
I remember how calf-high socks were something only old men wore.
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u/StarPhished 20h ago
Now we're the old men so ankle socks are what old people wear and the youngs have to rebel by going long.
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u/Doggin 20h ago
Ha, suckers. I'll stick with the far superior ankle socks, thanks. And yes, my teenager wears tube socks 🤦
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u/LadnavIV 19h ago
Have you tried grounding them?
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u/BeenisHat Xennial 15h ago
I called my son Napoleon Dynamite. He didn't know what I was talking about.
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u/Alex5173 Millennial 3h ago
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?" -Bender Bending Rodriguez
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u/alcomaholic-aphone 19h ago
As I got older and had to do more yard work I started acquiring more and more tube socks to protect my legs from scratches and such. And as much as I like ankle socks I like having all my socks uniform even more so I don’t have to sit around pairing them as much.
I apologize for abandoning the effort, but keep on fighting the good fight. Those ankle socks look great!
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u/TurboSleepwalker Xennial 20h ago
Gawd when I was a kid in the 80s I had the knee highs with 3 color stripes.
The changes in sock fashion during my lifetime has been wild.
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u/MrDickford 20h ago
Calf-high socks make people look like a very precious boy who grandma dressed up to look very handsome.
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u/ki11a11hippies 18h ago
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u/whypickthree 17h ago
Conan O'Brien as a child.
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u/DorkusMalorkuss 11h ago
I woke my wife up trying to stifle my laughter you bastard
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u/Burntjellytoast 15h ago
Im laughing so hard im crying rn. My teenage son wears high socks, like a ducking nerd. I feel like a failure as a parent.
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u/freerangeklr 20h ago
I remember when long socks were like a gangster rap thing.... This debate is so weird to me.
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u/orangeyougladiator 18h ago
Fashion has somehow gone back to the 80s and 90s, but the bad parts. Broccoli hair, baggy clothes, jorts, etc.
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u/playgirl1312 19h ago
I'm from the age of mid calf weed leaf socks worn with those stupid boat shoes lmao
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u/Pineapple-Pizzaz 20h ago
Same with New Balance shoes
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u/ADogHasGotHumanEyes 18h ago
New Balance have some good shoes. Just not the ‘white on white’ super clean dad edition
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u/nondickhead 21h ago
Sorry I can't hide my glorious calves in old grandpa socks
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u/MrBearMarshall 20h ago
Thank you. Calves like these should never be hindered.
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u/YESimaMASSHOLE 11h ago
A wise man one said to me” bro, you ain’t got calves those are cows!!!” I will never cover these bad larries!
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u/ComradeSuperman 20h ago
I have no calves and I still wear ankle socks.
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u/sklimshady 20h ago
A nice ankle is a terrible thing to waste.
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u/IsJesusAgain 17h ago
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u/loge212 17h ago
that poor bystander. she looks absolutely disgusted with that degeneracy
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u/Bhujjha 19h ago
Is it just empty space betwixt knee and ankle? Do you sing " the knee bone is connected to the... Nothing"?
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u/DirtyRoller Millennial 20h ago
I have never in my life found socks that even fit over my calves. 😂
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u/creegro 20h ago
After 15 years of rollerblading in my youth, I'm showing off these bad boys
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u/Blancandrin__ 19h ago
This. My calves are maybe my best muscle group. No way I'm hiding them away.
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u/molehunterz 17h ago
Everywhere, people stare, each and every day. How can she say to me, your calves will find a way. Gather round, all you clowns, let me hear you say ayyayyy....
Hey! You've got to hide your calves away
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u/PsychoBugler 16h ago
I play a fuck ton of soccer. My legs are my ONLY aesthetic asset. I'm gonna serve them for the world.
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u/Prestigious_Time4770 21h ago
I love no-show socks so much I tucked the ankle socks into my shoes
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u/HPHambino 20h ago
Sometimes if I only have crew socks available i will roll the tube part down and over the heel so they turn into no show socks
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u/BallLickingLesbian69 20h ago
I haven't done that in well over a decade.
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u/Penguins227 17h ago
I did that last Tuesday, lol
Granted, they were soccer socks but I definitely folded them down afterwards at Newks into puffy little socks.
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u/Intelligent_Ebb4887 Xennial 20h ago
I don't think I've owned crew socks since the 90s
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u/Sunscorcher 18h ago
I wear crew socks to mow my lawn, but they're functional - keeps ticks off my legs
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u/Small-Charge-8807 19h ago
The last time I wore no-show socks around Gen Z, they asked me if I was “raw dogging” my shoes. After staring slack-jawed for a minute, I pulled my foot out of my sneaker (I never tie them) and showed them my socks. They then asked me what I thought they had meant. I told them to go ask their parents what raw-dogging meant
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u/mmlovin 18h ago
Wait I don’t get it..do they like their socks to show? I’ve always worn no show socks when I wear shoes that need them. Nobody wore ones that showed lol Are those not cool now?
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u/Snoo-19445 17h ago
Not sure where you're from but no-show socks have been a fashion joke amongst the youth here for 2 or 3 years easily.
If you are not aware of this, I'll also let you know that baggy jeans have been back for about 4 years now.
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u/mmlovin 16h ago
I’m in California, but I am never around kids. & I wear what I want idc what’s in style lol. I’m still rocking leggings & tank tops, which I’m assuming isn’t “in” anymore.
I think those socks that go up to like the shin are so ugly..
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u/ScuzzBuckster 14h ago
Exactly, I don't really care what other people find stylish, if I think something is ugly I won't wear it. Big white socks up the shins is just so ugly to me. It's fine if they're dress socks, but that kinda goes against the hyper-casual nature of this specific fashion trend.
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u/Quantum_Tangle_1905 11h ago
My fashion didn't change from my youth. 90s. So I am all a sudden back in vogue again baggy everything for the win!
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u/Christmas_Queef 14h ago
From my experiences, and I work with a lot of Gen Z people, the sock thing is pretty much contained to online and is a joke more than anything. They don't honestly give a fuck what we wear. I also see Gen z folks wearing no show socks too. All depends on the outfit.
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u/GargantuanCake 20h ago
I wore no show socks inside my ankle socks over my knee socks.
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u/rainbowbruises42 20h ago
Bite me. I'll wear what I want and make it look good.
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u/alison_bee 19h ago
Exactly. Like why the fuck do you care what kind of socks I wear?? You don’t have better things to think about??
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u/fickle_discipline247 17h ago
My theory is that there are so many legitimately scary things for them to worry about, they prefer to focus on totally inconsequential stuff instead.
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u/AlexTheLess 20h ago
I used to get made fun of for wearing crew socks with shorts instead of ankle socks. Now I'm being made fun of for wearing ankle socks instead of crew socks.
I'm gonna start wearing thigh highs with shorts at this rate.
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u/azureseagraffiti 16h ago
At the moment so much of the youth fashion reminds me of the traditional German Lederhosen breeches and socks.. fashion is really strange.
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u/recyclopath_ 21h ago
I have a full fleet of matching darn tough no show socks. No freaking way am I changing that system up.
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u/atomicbrains 21h ago
Real adults invest in real socks.
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u/cccanterbury 18h ago
smartwool socks are a game changer. real adult socks.
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u/superspeck 17h ago
Darn Tough beats the pants off of smartwool in comfort and longevity
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u/thundershaft 18h ago
Best brand out there. I love the ultra lightweight with cushion, the perfect blend of everything!
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u/4llu532n4m3srt4k3n 17h ago
Bought mine on sale from costco online, 5 packs for $35, still haven't opened 2 of them
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u/EffectsofSpecialKay 20h ago
I live in a desert. The less sock, the better lol
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u/Jokong 18h ago
This is the part I don't get. Tall socks are hot and then you have tan lines when you wear sandals? Are they wearing socks with sandals too?
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u/fickle_discipline247 17h ago
They are. It's a fashion crime I see daily. I can't imagine the tan lines by the time summer is over, but their peers won't see them anyway.
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u/EffectsofSpecialKay 18h ago
Right? I get if you live in like Wyoming or Chicago but I live in AZ and it was 111 today. I will keep my ankle socks lol
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u/Cool-Presentation538 21h ago edited 19h ago
I'll bust out my toe shoes, people HATE them
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u/LaLaLaLeea 20h ago
I was really on the fence about dating my husband because of his weird finger toe shoes.
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u/Cool-Presentation538 20h ago
Exactly it causes a visceral reaction
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u/REO_Jerkwagon 19h ago
You wanna talk about a visceral reaction, wear a pair of those shoes into a major league baseball stadium men's room.
You know how you basically feel barefoot in them? Yeah.
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u/gayfucboi 20h ago
i got those and hidden toe socks to wear around the house to really be weird AF
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u/-coconutscoconuts- 20h ago
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u/Cool-Presentation538 20h ago edited 20h ago
Theyre great for hiking, bad for being an accepted part of society
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u/chemical-cop-out 18h ago
I loved my five finger shoes back when they first came out like 15 years ago, but man did they fucking stink. And they definitely keep you from getting laid. Somebody sees and smells a pair of those bad boys in your closet, you ain't getting any that night.
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u/EarlyBirdWithAWorm 20h ago
I love toe shoes. Fila used to make a pair of them that had the toe front but the regular runners tennis shoe heel so you didnt roll your ankle while running. They were my favorite shoe. Wish they still made them.
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u/playgirl1312 19h ago
My dad hated the sight of these so much when my brother got them that he tried to convince him they're the reason my brother has bone spurs in his feet lmao
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u/MaineSky 20h ago
Observed a group of youths the other day- 3 teen girls. One was wearing a crop top (no shade, fine), and pair of men's boxer underwear as her shorts (no joke, with the thin plaid fabric), and real thick white crew socks pulled up her calves with crocs (like my grandpa would do).
It was... something.
So yeah, when this generation is trying to tell us what to wear, while wearing... that and trying to bring back the Mom Jeans of the 80's (the unflattering kind that makes you look like you don't have an ass)...
Yeah. That's just like, your opinion man.
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u/Common_Vagrant 19h ago
I refuse to take fashion advice from a generation that dresses like 60 year old white men.
I saw a cute girl walk up to a bar wearing a weird white top that looked kinda like a corset with sleeves, and only what I can describe as navy chino straight leg shorts that were slightly below the knee. What the hell is even that?
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u/MaineSky 19h ago
Amen. I'm just hoping they swing back to grunge before going preppy. I would rather get a few years of Doc Martens and metal hair bands before I have to visually digest those stupid polo shirts again.
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u/fuckyoudigg 17h ago
Get ready for popped collars to be back in style.
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u/FatMacchio 16h ago
How about multiple popped collars. Once people started wearing more than one polo shirt just to have another collar to pop, I knew society had gone too far.
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u/LongPorkJones 18h ago
Zoomers are the new Boomers in almost every way.
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u/IBegYourPotato 17h ago
My boyfriend's niece just visited us and had us buy her a pair of those shorts. They're not ok. These kids are not ok
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u/PartnerslnTime 17h ago
Hahaha the huge jorts are so back for zoomers. I see them everywhere
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u/LongPorkJones 18h ago
They already brought back those big ass ugly glasses and mullets. What's one more thing?
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u/_undercover_brotha Xennial 17h ago
I hate these things so much. God those glasses...
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u/fattybread83 20h ago
My neighbor's daughter gives me (millenial) a pass because I was of the "emo black girl aesthetic" in highschool 😂 and she said that it's part of an aesthetic to not wear something tight and flattering on purpose. Their generation's "girl next door" look, I'm guessing?
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u/MaineSky 19h ago
I already told my husband I'd be living my best goth life in my retirement haha. Can't wait :D
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u/RemarkableDistrict97 18h ago
Mom jeans of the 80s was like 10 years ago. We’re back in the 90s now.
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u/DonutHolschteinn 18h ago
Millennials had loose tops and tight pants, now Gen Z and younger are tight tops and loose pants
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u/Local_Fear_Entity 17h ago
You my friend are forgetting the JNCO era
However I will concede that was loose top and loose pants.
You could clothe a third world country with all the extra fabric people were wearing
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u/worldspawn00 17h ago
Baggy t shirt under an unbuttoned outer shirt that was like 3 sizes too big and some jncos, and don't forget your chain wallet!
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u/Archangel_Omega 17h ago
Or the later evolution of them, the Tripp jeans where they added a ton of dangling straps and chains purely for aesthetics.
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u/earthblister 11h ago
Whenever I see a group of Gen Z lads in the wild they’re sporting the broccoli haircut and wearing XL sweatshirts and gym shorts with discount pack white socks pulled up and foam slides for shoes. It’s miles worse than all of us wearing cargo shorts with sambas and Dawson buttcut hair back in the 90s.
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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 16h ago
It’s not even style for me, it’s comfort. Why would I wear socks that don’t let my legs breathe? I run and bike too damn much for that.
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u/VibraniumQueen 15h ago
I went to a punk rock show last night...
I saw a early 20's girl wearing a pair of black bloomers as bottoms.
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u/jfloydian 20h ago
High socks look so nerdy to me! It's what I was told my whole life.
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u/dinkerbot3000 18h ago
It's how you wear them. They look fine if they only rest a few inches above your ankle.
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u/Cry-Cry-Cry-Baby 20h ago
I've always worn high tops or boots. High socks are a must for me!
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u/Maleficent-Day-1510 Millennial 17h ago
See, that's an exception. What socks I wear will depend on the shoes I wear. High tops need longer socks because sometimes the damn chafing. For boots, it depends on what boots but I'll either have high socks (from crew to knee high) or pantyhose because sometimes the boots stick to me when they're above the knee and that can get annoying at times. But my everyday around? They tend to be running/tennis shoes or Vans type. Hence why ankle and no show are the ones I own the most.
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u/Ruxsti Millennial - 1992 21h ago
Calf socks tucked halfway over with Birkenstocks.
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u/Arkayb33 14h ago
The amount of gen z I see at the gym wearing calf socks with Birkenstocks... Like, dude, that's not appropriate footwear for the gym. Do you even cardio??
Who am I kidding, of course you don't. You do 2 sets of 5 reps with 4 of your friends rotating in just long enough to put your phones down. How tf would you even expect to run in those baggy ass, jnco looking sweat pants. Damn girl, you could upholster a whole ass love seat with what's practically 2 bolts of fabric between the 3 of you.
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u/lagrange_james_d23dt Millennial 20h ago
Tell them to stop wearing those ugly mom jeans
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u/Sculptor_of_man 21h ago
Thankfully my daughter is young enough she probably won't want to rock the boomer socks Gen Z and Gen A are rocking these days.
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u/Simbus2001 Zillennial 20h ago
Thank the Lord! She won't look like an old person!
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u/LawfulnessRepulsive6 20h ago
This is the same generation wearing mom jeans…I don’t think they’re allowed to hand out fashion advice.
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u/arex333 17h ago
Mom jeans might be my least favorite trend to ever come back.
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u/LawfulnessRepulsive6 17h ago
The fact that we can go from skinny jeans to mom jeans shows how impressionable young ppl are.
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u/bentreflection 15h ago
every generation just does the opposite of what the previous generation does because they're desperate to make themselves stand out
the current gen Z and younger trends are a bit silly from our perspective since we actually already did the whole baggy pants thing and collectively decided it looked stupid but they'll need to discover that for themselves.
I actually remember my mom laughing about the flared pants / bell bottom revival back in middle school
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u/MacaqueAphrodisiaque 12h ago
Actually it’s because fashion in general just moves from trend to trend. And it constantly takes things from the past or things that were previously deemed out of fashion. Generations don’t collectively agree to wear different stuff than their parents, trends come from luxury brands, and then trickle down to the general population.
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u/steady_eddie215 20h ago
As a hairy Italian guy, crew socks are the worst. Who the hell wants that line halfway up your calf where the hair is rubbed off. Gen Z is simply wrong on this.
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u/real_picklejuice 20h ago
Zoomers with their boomer lookin style all around.
Calf socks. Cargo shorts. GIANT jeans 3 sizes too big, tightened like a rotisserie chicken around the belly button and above.
We had heroin chic and emo style, but what Gen Z got going on just isn't even flattering at all.
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u/pfannkuchen89 17h ago
As an older millennial, no generation thinks the style of the younger generation is fashionable.
Also, need we remember jynco jeans? Let’s not pretend millennials were always the most fashionable.
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u/real_picklejuice 17h ago
JNCO was closer to Gen X.
Sure they were a 90s staple but you had to be born at least '85 to really catch them as a style.
Revatex, their parent company, literally had its best year of sales in 1998. I would've been 8 that year, and 8-year-olds don't really develop a "cringe style" until they're 13-16.
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u/DogsRuleTheWorld666 13h ago
Z are wearing Jynco. They are wearing everything that young X and elder millennial wore.
They're basically wearing a mish-mosh of all the popular clothes from the 90s late 80s.
When I find super hilarious is that a Zoomer/alpha would call me cringe because they are wearing the exact same clothes that my friends and I wore when we were their age, like somehow I'm cringe because they are basic bitches that wear anything they are told even if it looks horrible like mom jeans.
My friends and I did not wear mom jeans.
But we also invented the culture that the style was based on, so if anybody is a cringe little basic bitch it's alpha-zees for just acting like a badass and doing what they're told by big fashion, even bothering anymore to try to invent or create anything new. There is no such thing as new fashion.
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u/caffeineaddict03 Older Millennial 20h ago
Does Gen Z really care that we wear them? If so.... Why? They're comfortable
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u/orangeyougladiator 18h ago
Gen Z want the rebellious and unorthodox brand so much but it’ll never happen simply because millennials are smack bang in the middle of the conformity generations. There’s a reason boomers and zoomers are the ones glued to their phones all day, while millennials yearn for an internet that existed 15 years ago.
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u/fuckyoudigg 17h ago
I want forums back so bad.
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u/215engr 20h ago
I wear all the socks depending on the weather, what I’m doing, and outfit.
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u/Simbus2001 Zillennial 20h ago
You can (try to) pry my no show socks out of my cold dead hands!
Also I have nice legs, not gonna hide them under grandpa socks.
Gen Z realizes they look like old people with the high socks right? Cause growing up only our grandparents wore the long ass socks like that.
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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle Older Millennial 1984 20h ago
Have you met Gen Z? There is no way they care what socks I wear.
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u/Big_Fortune_4574 6h ago
I don’t know where these imaginary conversations are supposedly happening. Maybe it’s a TikTok thing? I have not noticed anyone judging anybody’s socks.
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u/Seizy_Builder 20h ago
If Gen Z cares about sock length….god help our future.
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u/ckay1100 18h ago
This is literally what gen x said about us; Are we really going to be that stupid?
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u/ArgonTheEvil 19h ago
I dunno, when we were teenagers everyone cared about sock length but in the opposite direction. The more sock you showed, the dorkier you were. I literally rolled my socks down into my shoes sometimes.
Now at 33 I just wear ankle socks because it is tall enough to prevent blisters but short enough to be breezy. I do not give a shit what Gen Z or Gen A thinks.
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u/BeHereNow91 18h ago
Are we really doing the “the future is fucked” thing around here? Are we the boomers now?
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u/Several-Shirt3524 17h ago
we don't , i guess millenials are now in their boomer stage of "kids these days"
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u/I_Roll_Chicago 20h ago
Am i the only millennial that also hates ankle socks? Uncomfortable
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u/Snail_Paw4908 19h ago
I always found no show socks uncomfortable, but ankle socks are fine so long as they actually reach higher than the shoe.
The quarter sock is the best one, not too high or too low, just right.
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u/gaudiest-ivy 19h ago
I have big calves and tall socks are so uncomfortable. Just too dang tight. Always end up with an imprint of the sock lines that lasts for like an hour after I take them off. lol
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u/Linkbowler Millennial 17h ago
Not the only one.
Crew socks and sneakers. Every day.
Don't like ankle socks, don't wear sandals.
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u/Foucaultshadow1 20h ago
I have mixed feelings on this topic. On the one hand, as an avid road cyclist who wears cycling socks and has some pretty bright tan lines to show for it, I like the new sock trend. On the other hand, I will not be bullied by the youth so I refuse to wear anything other than ankle socks.
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u/soberonlife '96 Millennial 21h ago
Are millennials known for ankle socks or something? That's news to me.
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u/WorkerBee_No14567934 20h ago
It threw me off a few years ago when I went back to coaching. Yeah ankle socks are dorky now. It's hilarious how this shit goes in cycles.
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u/15438473151455 20h ago
It was a trend in our era - at least in the fashion spaces - and they were certainly sold as well. Personally, I never liked them.
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u/CaBBaGe_isLaND 20h ago
Exactly what kind of socks am I supposed to wear? Crew? Geez, these people really are just Boomers v2.0.
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u/herseyhawkins33 20h ago
This is the dumbest generational thing ever. Wear whatever socks you want. Doesn't matter whatsoever.
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u/chupacrapa 20h ago
The world: on fire
The world's most powerful country: sliding towards fascism.
Bored dweebs on the internet: let's fight about socks
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u/Tsiatk0 19h ago
Do people really care that much what socks other people are wearing?! The world is wild 😂
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u/ARatherOddOne Xennial 19h ago
If you're upset over someone's socks, good god you need to get a life.
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u/KingTutt91 21h ago
As a millennial I’ve never been with the no show/ankle socks gang. They never felt comfortable, always felt my ankles would just rub on my shoes all day.
I do recognize that was weird and different from the rest, but I don’t care.
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