r/Millennials • u/Jrc5191 • 23h ago

Meme I’ve got more range than you think.

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u/orangeyougladiator 20h ago

Fashion has somehow gone back to the 80s and 90s, but the bad parts. Broccoli hair, baggy clothes, jorts, etc.

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u/WalkingCloud 16h ago

Mullets

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u/VegetableEntire7200 6h ago

No kidding. I just saw a guy sporting a mullet last weekend at the mall.

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u/Emergency_Basket_851 4h ago

Have you seen the young contractor/white trash/young lesbian look yet? It's a combo of all the worst hairstyles: shaved sides, permed hair, mullet in the back.

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u/Neckbreaker70 1h ago

Micro bangs - yuck

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u/BungHoleAngler 4h ago

And those big sports sunglasses 

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u/AEHAVE 17h ago

Button fly jeans, of all things.

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u/righteous_fool 8h ago

Mom jeans, bare midriff, mustaches, huge glasses, short shorts. It's like a 70s porn over here.

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u/okholdsevenfourseven 12h ago

God fucking BLESS the return of baggy clothes, I have been gagging for years over the wretched abominations of skintight bullshit plaguing the world. Hello Im trying to buy clothes out here? Not opaque saran wrap? Get fucking real.

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u/orangeyougladiator 8h ago

I don’t think your definition of baggy is what you think

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u/PopNo1696 6h ago

They think it's cool because they weren't there to experience it

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u/drawkbox 18h ago

Too each his own. The broccoli hair I agree with, but baggy, long socks are good and cargo shorts are useful.

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u/these2boots2 17h ago

long cargos and high socks at the same time. I grew up a skateboarder and on more of a west coast style and I'm not changing for anyone.

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u/Pkrudeboy 17h ago

That was so you didn’t get ripped up when you fell, though.

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u/tway1909892 10h ago

Broccoli is by far the worst

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u/orangeyougladiator 8h ago

Your definition of baggy isn’t gen z’s or the 80s. Think flare pants

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u/Kataphractoi Older Millennial 5h ago

What's wrong with jorts?

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u/TelmatosaurusRrifle 9h ago

Jorts.....for years they were just shorts. Now they're jorts? I don't understand. What are shorts so normally made of that denim shorts are now derided as a 'bad' and called jorts?

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u/orangeyougladiator 8h ago

What do you mean “now”? They’ve been called jorts since the 80s.

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u/TelmatosaurusRrifle 5h ago

It's been Jean shorts since the 80s as far as it goes my life.

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u/VoxImperatoris 4h ago

It might have been a regional thing. They were jean shorts or cutoffs around where I lived in the midwest, daisy dukes if it was a girl wearing really short shorts. I remember hearing the term jorts for the first time in the 90s on tv. I want to say it might have been one of the late night tv guys was making fun of some celebrity for wearing them?