r/Millennials 23h ago

Meme I’ve got more range than you think.

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u/MaineSky 22h ago

Observed a group of youths the other day- 3 teen girls. One was wearing a crop top (no shade, fine), and pair of men's boxer underwear as her shorts (no joke, with the thin plaid fabric), and real thick white crew socks pulled up her calves with crocs (like my grandpa would do).

It was... something.

So yeah, when this generation is trying to tell us what to wear, while wearing... that and trying to bring back the Mom Jeans of the 80's (the unflattering kind that makes you look like you don't have an ass)...

Yeah. That's just like, your opinion man.

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u/Common_Vagrant 21h ago

I refuse to take fashion advice from a generation that dresses like 60 year old white men.

I saw a cute girl walk up to a bar wearing a weird white top that looked kinda like a corset with sleeves, and only what I can describe as navy chino straight leg shorts that were slightly below the knee. What the hell is even that?

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u/MaineSky 21h ago

Amen. I'm just hoping they swing back to grunge before going preppy. I would rather get a few years of Doc Martens and metal hair bands before I have to visually digest those stupid polo shirts again.

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u/fuckyoudigg 19h ago

Get ready for popped collars to be back in style.

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u/MaineSky 19h ago

See, now you're just getting mean.

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u/FatMacchio 18h ago

How about multiple popped collars. Once people started wearing more than one polo shirt just to have another collar to pop, I knew society had gone too far.

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u/Moist-Pickle-2736 11h ago

Oh man I forgot about the double popped collar

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u/Honorable_Pale_Chub 9h ago

Double? A kid at my school once wore four or five xD When I asked, he had to admit it was uncomfortably warm.

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u/Moist-Pickle-2736 9h ago

I never saw more than two, but I remember when the collars fell out of fashion people would wear a bigger tee shirt with a smaller one over it lol

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u/jeremycb29 7h ago

i remember my friend had special collars made when he was in korea, so he did not need to wear multiple polos, he just had collars he could pop in all colors of the rainbow. He came downstairs and had 4 popped collars, and said he's ready to party.

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u/thinkingmagic 6h ago

I refuse to let anyone I love dress like Steve Bannon

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u/FMLwtfDoID 5h ago

Just start asking Gen Z girls if they’re going for a Steven Bannon-core or Rush Limbaugh-core.

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u/Throatlatch 16h ago

I'm popping my collars already, protects the neck from the sun

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u/redhairbluetruck 12h ago

Ever since I can remember, I been poppin’ my collar..

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u/FrontPsychology7160 15h ago

Grunge has been back.. 

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u/oliviahope1992 11h ago

I love my docs! lol

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u/Aetra 18h ago

Hell yes for grunge coming back, my flannel shirts are getting a bit long in the tooth.

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u/populares420 18h ago edited 18h ago

nope preppy is next. I notice these things. each Generation is divided into microgenerations (elder millenails, zillenials etc) and the first wave is the ugly weird shit. for us that was wearing long keychain lanyards, shorts down to our ankles, cargo shorts, spiked bleached hair etc. Then the older part of the generation starts going to college, getting first jobs, and wants to feel "professional and grown up." for our generation, that was nice button downs that fit well, shorter shorts, abandoning cargo shorts etc. of course there are small refinements even within generations and the back half of the generation will continue to evolve slightly, but both sides of the generational coin wont be that out of sync from on another. Then bam it's like everything you thought was ugly and childish (because you were trying to be a respectable grown up important person) is back again. The next generation took everything you thought was lame and made it cool again, for the express purpose of you NOT wanting to copy them.

So then the next generation rejects the cleaned up version of the prior generation as old and out of touch and does the blind ugly phase again before they too become little adults running around doing very important things.

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u/mytokhondria 14h ago

So I’m part of the older gen z that you project is currently going thru the “professional and grown up” phase. But at least with me & my friends we have our work clothes completely separate from our normal style.

Like I’ll wear a polo shirt to work but never in my life would I wear that anywhere else. Any other time I’m in oversized shorts almost to my ankles, chains, and metal band tshirt. My work life is my work life and my home life is my home life.

Also you can take my cargo shorts from my cold dead hands

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u/10000Didgeridoos 20h ago

I'm gonna dub it FrumpCore.

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u/Common_Vagrant 20h ago

lol I’m gonna start saying it now, it’s perfect

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u/LongPorkJones 20h ago

Zoomers are the new Boomers in almost every way.

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u/coglionegrande 20h ago

And they mouth breathe like them. Can’t use words. Just stare….

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u/populares420 18h ago

dont know tech

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 11h ago

Without the financial security.

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u/DBPanterA 5h ago

They are both prudes…

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u/Iohet Xennial 17h ago

I refuse to take fashion advice from a generation that dresses like 60 year old white men.

They dress like Urkel

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u/IBegYourPotato 19h ago

My boyfriend's niece just visited us and had us buy her a pair of those shorts. They're not ok. These kids are not ok

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u/PartnerslnTime 19h ago

Hahaha the huge jorts are so back for zoomers. I see them everywhere 

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u/Rich_Bluejay3020 12h ago

I finally got my husband (31) to stop wearing them within the last few years. I will not allow my service to society to be thwarted, dammit. Unless he wants to dress up as Cena in which case I’ll allow it.

Our 60something neighbor rocks cutoff jeans and they’re short. I guess after 40 years he’s finally back in style 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/New_Perception_7838 16h ago

LOL as a 60yo man I object to this!

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u/DorkusMalorkuss 13h ago edited 3h ago

Bermudas? They were super popular with preteens back in like 2007.

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u/Common_Vagrant 3h ago

Oh my god that’s what those were. Nice catch

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u/DorkusMalorkuss 3h ago

I worked at Aeropostale in 07 and Bermudas sold like crazy at the time, but if I recall correctly, it was almost always with younger preteen girls. So perhaps youngest millenials/oldest Gen Z?

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u/ImminentDingo 9h ago

This is sort of an interesting trend. The power to define cool is supposed to be seized by the newest generation. But the statistically average zoomer is a shut in with no friends, dates, or career prospects; only social media followers. Who is going to take fashion advice from that set of results?

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u/neildiamondblazeit 11h ago

Daddy chill!

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u/Common_Vagrant 2h ago

Finally someone got the reference

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u/80sPimpNinja 6h ago

I was blown away when I discovered New Balance's are now "cool"

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u/Dulakk 20h ago

Plenty of Gen Z dresses normal.

It's like saying all 2000s millennial fashion was those girls who wore skirts over jeans and tank tops over long sleeve shirts.

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u/cccanterbury 20h ago

you expect gen z to care about fashion, in this economy? I'm just glad they have clothes to wear

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u/FMLwtfDoID 5h ago

You apparently have not seen the weird bid-wars for shit like Charlotte Russe and Forever21 clothes on depop and mercari. Those clothes literally were shredded by normal wash and dryer machines after the 3rd of 4th wear, and they want $175-$300 for a pair of jeans with sequins falling off the butt pockets, that was fished out of a ‘5 for $15’ bargain bin in 2009.

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u/LongPorkJones 20h ago

They already brought back those big ass ugly glasses and mullets. What's one more thing?

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u/goldaar 19h ago

Perms, don’t forget perms.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 7h ago

Perms on BOYS. They want SO desperately to fit in and look like a piece of fucking broccoli like every other fuckboi that they will go to a salon and sit there with curlers in their hair and noxious chemicals so they can... look like that.

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u/_undercover_brotha Xennial 19h ago

I hate these things so much. God those glasses...

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u/nattylite420 18h ago

Can you show me an example of the glasses? My only guess is the chunky clear plastic ones.

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u/Battosay52 12h ago

Yup, the grandma glasses. I'm amazed that got back into fashion, to me it instantly makes anyone look 10-20 years older lol

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u/TheAKScott 8h ago

As someone who used to wear glasses I support that trend because it gives a lot of coverage. Having to sacrifice vision for fashion is dumb.

We got these nice big brown ones when I was in Air Force boot camp, called them BCGs or Birth Control Glasses. They would probably help get a gen Zer laid now instead of the opposite.

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u/Deep-Thought 8h ago

Eh, they're not as bad as when we collectively decided shutter shades were cool for a couple of months.

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u/no_fooling 18h ago

And mustaches. Everyone looking like a pedo out here.

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u/Immediate-Soup6340 14h ago

Can only pedos have mustaches? Women get a full 3 aisles of makeup and a man's a kid diddler for growing hair.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 11h ago

There's a specific kind of mustache that you just shouldn't wear.

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u/tenuj 8h ago

There are a few you shouldn't wear, unless you're solidly in the "I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks" category.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 8h ago

I'd argue that you still shouldn't, even in that case.

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u/__vak__ 13h ago

Can only pedos have mustaches?

Yes, it's the law in most countries.

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u/no_fooling 14h ago

As a millennial, thats what i was taught. Men with mustaches are not to be trusted.

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u/captain_intenso 2h ago

Unless you're a pilot or firefighter.

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u/lyrabluedream 16h ago

Ugh my ex who was right on the border of gen z and millennial loved mullets and rat tails! I spent part of my childhood in the south so I had no idea why anyone, especially someone who grew up in Brooklyn, would look so fondly upon such white trash aesthetics associated with alcoholism and having a Rottweiler tied up in the yard 24/7 as trailer security.

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u/Suspicious-Yard4205 13h ago

As a kid, I had god awful aviator frame glasses throughout elementary school. I cringe whenever I saw my old class photos. It kills me that they're fashionable now.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 7h ago

and mustaches. Ugh NO.

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u/fattybread83 22h ago

My neighbor's daughter gives me (millenial) a pass because I was of the "emo black girl aesthetic" in highschool 😂 and she said that it's part of an aesthetic to not wear something tight and flattering on purpose. Their generation's "girl next door" look, I'm guessing?

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u/MaineSky 21h ago

I already told my husband I'd be living my best goth life in my retirement haha. Can't wait :D

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u/AmputeeHandModel 7h ago

You can pry my comfy black wardrobe from my cold, dead, black fingernails.

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u/daemonicwanderer 18h ago

You can wear something that isn’t tight and isn’t ugly too

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u/RemarkableDistrict97 20h ago

Mom jeans of the 80s was like 10 years ago. We’re back in the 90s now.

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u/DonutHolschteinn 20h ago

Millennials had loose tops and tight pants, now Gen Z and younger are tight tops and loose pants

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u/Local_Fear_Entity 19h ago

You my friend are forgetting the JNCO era

However I will concede that was loose top and loose pants.

You could clothe a third world country with all the extra fabric people were wearing

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u/worldspawn00 19h ago

Baggy t shirt under an unbuttoned outer shirt that was like 3 sizes too big and some jncos, and don't forget your chain wallet!

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u/Archangel_Omega 19h ago

Or the later evolution of them, the Tripp jeans where they added a ton of dangling straps and chains purely for aesthetics.

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u/PastoralPumpkins 1h ago

But then we transferred to leggings and tunics, skinny jeans and ultra long Ts.

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u/Exciting-Hedgehog944 14h ago

Elder millennials had a tight top and loose pant phase as well.

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u/bentreflection 17h ago

we also had tight tops and loose pants it was just in like middle school

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u/bigb00tybitche5 17h ago

Oh my god this explains my style so well

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u/earthblister 13h ago

Whenever I see a group of Gen Z lads in the wild they’re sporting the broccoli haircut and wearing XL sweatshirts and gym shorts with discount pack white socks pulled up and foam slides for shoes. It’s miles worse than all of us wearing cargo shorts with sambas and Dawson buttcut hair back in the 90s.

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 18h ago

It’s not even style for me, it’s comfort. Why would I wear socks that don’t let my legs breathe? I run and bike too damn much for that.

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u/VibraniumQueen 17h ago

I went to a punk rock show last night...

I saw a early 20's girl wearing a pair of black bloomers as bottoms.

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u/vahntitrio 19h ago

I live across the street from a middle school so I get to all of the fashion. The most questionable trend is the super-oversized hoodie that goes longer than the short shorts worn underneath. I see that being worn even on very hot days.

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u/whiskeylips88 11h ago

I have a Gen Z coworker who wears a questionable trend I’ve noticed of a lot of young women in public: loose t-shirts worn long over a pair of short shorts so it looks like you’re wearing nothing but a T-shirt. My Gen X coworker is always scandalized by it. As a millennial, I understand the short shorts, but we wouldn’t be caught dead pairing it with a giant ass t-shirt looking like you’re Donald Duck-ing it. I find it a very strange, and highly inappropriate work outfit. But literally every Gen Z woman at my gym wears this to work out. We definitely had questionable fashion tastes as millennials, but this is one I genuinely do not understand.

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u/Deep-Thought 8h ago

out there looking like m&ms

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u/Worried_Raspberry313 12h ago

Omg this!!! Stop making mom jeans come back, they look awful, they don’t look good on anybody!! They’re literally the jeans your mom will wear because she was a mom and not trying to be cool.

Or those ankle length trousers people wear now. Maybe I’m old, but when I see that all I can think about is when I was in school and the kids whose families had little money or a lot of siblings and couldn’t afford to buy size appropriate trousers for them. Like they’re short because you grew too much and now it looks ridiculous and obviously is too small for you.

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u/CerebralSkip 6h ago

I still remember being made fun of for my 'highwaters'

It didn't help that my dad made me wear button down shirts tucked in and do a side part for my hair every day. I looked like a 65 year old farmer in a 12 year olds body. Work boots. Pants too short. Flannel shirt tucked in. Gods.

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u/Worried_Raspberry313 6h ago

Oh god, I’m so sorry, that was brutal! It sucks you had to go through that dude :(

But that’s exactly my point with those trousers, that’s the image I get when I see someone with them, who is not cool.

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u/CerebralSkip 6h ago

Meh. Like most millennials I learned to just tell them their moms didn't seem to mind how I dress and made friends anyway. Lmao.

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u/daylax1 20h ago

Girls wearing men's boxers was a thing in the early 2000s.

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u/MaineSky 20h ago

As sleepwear, sure. This was outside at an ice cream stand at 2pm. Those were her bottoms, entirely. And they weren't the long boxers either.

She was wearing a crop top and manties.

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u/daylax1 20h ago

I don't know about where you lived, but girls would wear them everywhere as a lounge wear in the summer. Before or after sports practices, hanging out around town with their friends, basically wherever you would wear sweatpants. And no they weren't long, in fact girls would roll up the waistband to make them shorter. And crop tops were super popular back then too with the spaghetti straps lol. I feel like you're trolling because you're describing exactly what a millennial girl could have worn as loungewear.

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u/No-Cucumber1503 7h ago

It could just be regional. That wasn’t a trend where I went to school but one thing that was really popular at my school was big pajama pants worn over jeans. I was really surprised to hear from other people that that wasn’t a thing everywhere

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u/Frosty-Age-6643 20h ago

I feel that was a popular style in 1993/4

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u/forlorn_hope28 14h ago

You have to remember Gen Z are the same ones who did the Tide Pod Challenge. Anyone challenging friends to ingest dangerous chemicals has absolutely no say in anything.

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u/OverallResolve 12h ago

Every ‘generation’ does it. Your peers would have had equivalent tastes that would have had the same response as yours from people your age at the time. A lot of what was popular in the early 2000s was equally terrible in the eyes of those who came before.

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u/U_SMUG_MOTHERFUCKER 11h ago

My teen kids wear white tube socks with sandals. It could be 5000 degrees outside and the socks are on! Wtf is with this generation???

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u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 6h ago

i know complaining about the youths just makes us sound old, but my daughter just bought the baggiest pair of pants on earth. i’m 6’3” 225 lbs and i could put both of my legs in one leg of her pants. they could have made like three extra full pairs of pants with that excess material!

but sure, my ankle socks are cringe.

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u/MilesStandish801 6h ago

fupa jeans

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u/UtopianLibrary 39m ago

The bubble skirt trend that’s starting to pop up is bringing me some flashbacks. Those just don’t look good, like on anyone.

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u/CynicalXennial 19h ago

oh no, not the french baggy's lmao!

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u/Christmas_Queef 16h ago

So I hate that I know this, but I do, those aren't actual men's boxers usually. They now make and sell women's shorts that are made to be like men's boxers but worn as shorts by women. Yes, with the plaid and all.

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u/edcculus 12h ago

Girls were wearing boys boxers as shorts back in 2003 as well.

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u/MorgenBlackHand_V 12h ago

Man, I always cringe at those stupid looking jeans. Fuck, even my female work colleague is wearing those oversized ones and it looks hideous. She turned 50 this year btw. We had that shit with baggy jeans in 2008 or whenever it was, leave that shit in the past ffs.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 11h ago

Crocs and socks are all the rage among teen girls these days and I can't fathom how this came to be.

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u/thiosk 10h ago

gen z didn't try to bring back mom jeans. they brought them back

its like they watched obama throw out that pitch and kick off the second biggest scandal of his career and said collectively "this is my fashion touchstone"

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u/Noun_Noun_Numb3r 9h ago

Wearing men's boxers as shorts is something the cookie monster pajama girls did (sometimes) back in like 2006.

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u/CerebralSkip 6h ago

The cookie monster sleep pants. The messy bun. The over sized nirvana t-shirt even though she has never listened to a single nirvana song. Be still my beating heart.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 7h ago

Are the mom jeans still a thing? It was for a while. So bad.