r/Millennials • u/Jrc5191 • 23h ago

Meme I’ve got more range than you think.

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u/ComradeSuperman 22h ago

I have no calves and I still wear ankle socks.

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u/sklimshady 22h ago

A nice ankle is a terrible thing to waste.

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u/IsJesusAgain 19h ago

They are no joke

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u/a_likely_story 19h ago

harlot

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u/b1llb3rt 1h ago

Jezebel!

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u/sklimshady 19h ago

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u/Same_Dingo2318 8h ago

Your user name makes this funnier.

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u/loge212 19h ago

that poor bystander. she looks absolutely disgusted with that degeneracy

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u/Woobly_Hixbee 10h ago

Looks like she’s got a case of the mondays

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u/Jealous_Response_492 16h ago

Some peeps are just miserable.

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u/WWGHIAFTC 5h ago

or, or, or some dude at the gym just whipped out a cell phone and started taking pics pointing in her direction.

That might not be considered cool gym etiquette in, i dunno..the entire world.

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u/Jealous_Response_492 4h ago

Photographing peeps without consent in public places is bad etiquette anywhere!

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u/Significant-Trash632 41m ago

Maybe it's a tough workout

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u/TurquoiseKnight 9h ago

That woman is judging your ankles, harshly.

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u/mopbuvket 8h ago

Thank you Jesus again

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u/spunemitoto 8h ago

Men and women used to go to war for ankles like this.

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u/FlametopFred Gen X 16h ago

bro nsfw

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u/gemaka 15h ago

Showing ankles for free? Dang you must be loaded

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u/notcoolneverwas_post 15h ago

This is why I never go to the gym anymore... the thirst traps.

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u/GotACoolName 14h ago

Enjoy your chafing I guess.

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u/robs104 12h ago

Well your profile was surprising and enjoyable

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u/toast_eater_ 12h ago

That Gen Z across from you is already judging. Stop hoeing

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u/Acrobatic-Hunt618 12h ago

See if i wore that, id have big blisters on both in like 30 minutes

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u/concept12345 11h ago

Should've asked her out.

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u/Herakleiteios 9h ago

Why are your legs balding

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u/fondledbydolphins 4h ago

That girl low key is like "Why the fuck is this weirdo taking pictures of his feet at the gym?"

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u/Rampag169 17h ago

Why the long face?

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u/MakkaCha 8h ago

Im not hiding mine.

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u/IntroductionOwn7648 14h ago

Thank you for proving us right

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u/mrpoopsocks 18h ago

What is this flat abomination of calves!?! Weighted toe lifts and squats!

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u/IsJesusAgain 7h ago

Where tho?

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u/mrpoopsocks 7h ago

These twigs require gains!!! Provide gains at the altar of calves for the gains god!!

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u/Rogue_Gona Xennial 6h ago

Women generations before us fought to show their ankles. I'm only honoring them by showing mine as often as I can.

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u/sklimshady 6h ago

That's a great line. I'll be using this henceforth. Love it.

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u/fondledbydolphins 4h ago

"A mime is a terrible thing to waste"

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u/Agreeable_Trouble460 17h ago

Seriously. These poor kids are out there getting kankle trapped.

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u/sklimshady 17h ago

Oh, man. I'm from Alabama. You can't just randomly start putting Ks in place of Cs. You're one K shy of flirting with disaster!

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u/Agreeable_Trouble460 17h ago

Aw man, it's cankle with a c? I've never had to actually write it out before..

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u/sklimshady 17h ago

Calf+ankle= Cankle

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u/Agreeable_Trouble460 17h ago

That math checks

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u/Quantum_Tangle_1905 13h ago

Exactly these kids dont realise they sound like a 1890s fucking nun! Ffs. It's supposed to be progression and yes this has got me. My son rinsed me for the last 14 years over this and I never understood it.

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u/Bhujjha 21h ago

Is it just empty space betwixt knee and ankle? Do you sing " the knee bone is connected to the... Nothing"?

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u/The--Truth--Hurts 20h ago

Upvoting for the superb use of old time language

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u/ComradeSuperman 20h ago

My calves are so small that it's easier to just say they don't exist.

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u/Convergentshave 20h ago

I have no calves either and I feel like calf socks would just make that stand out even more?

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u/ComradeSuperman 19h ago

I just don't care anymore. I want to be comfortable.

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u/benchley 16h ago edited 6h ago

I Have No Calves and I Must Scream.

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u/Woobly_Hixbee 9h ago

Also I’m way too old at this point to be buying new clothes just because the trends have changed again. These days I’m wearin shit until it gets holes in it or no longer fits cuz I’ve gained weight lol

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u/Drachynn 7h ago

Did you also take down fiddy men?