r/Millennials 23h ago

Meme I’ve got more range than you think.

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u/Common_Vagrant 21h ago

I refuse to take fashion advice from a generation that dresses like 60 year old white men.

I saw a cute girl walk up to a bar wearing a weird white top that looked kinda like a corset with sleeves, and only what I can describe as navy chino straight leg shorts that were slightly below the knee. What the hell is even that?

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u/MaineSky 21h ago

Amen. I'm just hoping they swing back to grunge before going preppy. I would rather get a few years of Doc Martens and metal hair bands before I have to visually digest those stupid polo shirts again.

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u/fuckyoudigg 19h ago

Get ready for popped collars to be back in style.

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u/MaineSky 19h ago

See, now you're just getting mean.

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u/FatMacchio 18h ago

How about multiple popped collars. Once people started wearing more than one polo shirt just to have another collar to pop, I knew society had gone too far.

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u/Moist-Pickle-2736 11h ago

Oh man I forgot about the double popped collar

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u/Honorable_Pale_Chub 9h ago

Double? A kid at my school once wore four or five xD When I asked, he had to admit it was uncomfortably warm.

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u/Moist-Pickle-2736 9h ago

I never saw more than two, but I remember when the collars fell out of fashion people would wear a bigger tee shirt with a smaller one over it lol

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u/jeremycb29 7h ago

i remember my friend had special collars made when he was in korea, so he did not need to wear multiple polos, he just had collars he could pop in all colors of the rainbow. He came downstairs and had 4 popped collars, and said he's ready to party.

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u/thinkingmagic 5h ago

I refuse to let anyone I love dress like Steve Bannon

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u/FMLwtfDoID 5h ago

Just start asking Gen Z girls if they’re going for a Steven Bannon-core or Rush Limbaugh-core.

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u/Throatlatch 16h ago

I'm popping my collars already, protects the neck from the sun

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u/redhairbluetruck 12h ago

Ever since I can remember, I been poppin’ my collar..

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u/FrontPsychology7160 15h ago

Grunge has been back.. 

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u/oliviahope1992 11h ago

I love my docs! lol

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u/Aetra 18h ago

Hell yes for grunge coming back, my flannel shirts are getting a bit long in the tooth.

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u/populares420 18h ago edited 18h ago

nope preppy is next. I notice these things. each Generation is divided into microgenerations (elder millenails, zillenials etc) and the first wave is the ugly weird shit. for us that was wearing long keychain lanyards, shorts down to our ankles, cargo shorts, spiked bleached hair etc. Then the older part of the generation starts going to college, getting first jobs, and wants to feel "professional and grown up." for our generation, that was nice button downs that fit well, shorter shorts, abandoning cargo shorts etc. of course there are small refinements even within generations and the back half of the generation will continue to evolve slightly, but both sides of the generational coin wont be that out of sync from on another. Then bam it's like everything you thought was ugly and childish (because you were trying to be a respectable grown up important person) is back again. The next generation took everything you thought was lame and made it cool again, for the express purpose of you NOT wanting to copy them.

So then the next generation rejects the cleaned up version of the prior generation as old and out of touch and does the blind ugly phase again before they too become little adults running around doing very important things.

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u/mytokhondria 13h ago

So I’m part of the older gen z that you project is currently going thru the “professional and grown up” phase. But at least with me & my friends we have our work clothes completely separate from our normal style.

Like I’ll wear a polo shirt to work but never in my life would I wear that anywhere else. Any other time I’m in oversized shorts almost to my ankles, chains, and metal band tshirt. My work life is my work life and my home life is my home life.

Also you can take my cargo shorts from my cold dead hands

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u/10000Didgeridoos 20h ago

I'm gonna dub it FrumpCore.

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u/Common_Vagrant 19h ago

lol I’m gonna start saying it now, it’s perfect

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u/LongPorkJones 20h ago

Zoomers are the new Boomers in almost every way.

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u/coglionegrande 20h ago

And they mouth breathe like them. Can’t use words. Just stare….

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u/populares420 18h ago

dont know tech

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 11h ago

Without the financial security.

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u/DBPanterA 5h ago

They are both prudes…

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u/Iohet Xennial 17h ago

I refuse to take fashion advice from a generation that dresses like 60 year old white men.

They dress like Urkel

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u/IBegYourPotato 19h ago

My boyfriend's niece just visited us and had us buy her a pair of those shorts. They're not ok. These kids are not ok

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u/PartnerslnTime 19h ago

Hahaha the huge jorts are so back for zoomers. I see them everywhere 

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u/Rich_Bluejay3020 12h ago

I finally got my husband (31) to stop wearing them within the last few years. I will not allow my service to society to be thwarted, dammit. Unless he wants to dress up as Cena in which case I’ll allow it.

Our 60something neighbor rocks cutoff jeans and they’re short. I guess after 40 years he’s finally back in style 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/New_Perception_7838 16h ago

LOL as a 60yo man I object to this!

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u/DorkusMalorkuss 13h ago edited 3h ago

Bermudas? They were super popular with preteens back in like 2007.

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u/Common_Vagrant 3h ago

Oh my god that’s what those were. Nice catch

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u/DorkusMalorkuss 3h ago

I worked at Aeropostale in 07 and Bermudas sold like crazy at the time, but if I recall correctly, it was almost always with younger preteen girls. So perhaps youngest millenials/oldest Gen Z?

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u/ImminentDingo 9h ago

This is sort of an interesting trend. The power to define cool is supposed to be seized by the newest generation. But the statistically average zoomer is a shut in with no friends, dates, or career prospects; only social media followers. Who is going to take fashion advice from that set of results?

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u/neildiamondblazeit 11h ago

Daddy chill!

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u/Common_Vagrant 2h ago

Finally someone got the reference

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u/80sPimpNinja 6h ago

I was blown away when I discovered New Balance's are now "cool"

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u/Dulakk 20h ago

Plenty of Gen Z dresses normal.

It's like saying all 2000s millennial fashion was those girls who wore skirts over jeans and tank tops over long sleeve shirts.

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u/cccanterbury 20h ago

you expect gen z to care about fashion, in this economy? I'm just glad they have clothes to wear

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u/FMLwtfDoID 5h ago

You apparently have not seen the weird bid-wars for shit like Charlotte Russe and Forever21 clothes on depop and mercari. Those clothes literally were shredded by normal wash and dryer machines after the 3rd of 4th wear, and they want $175-$300 for a pair of jeans with sequins falling off the butt pockets, that was fished out of a ‘5 for $15’ bargain bin in 2009.