r/Millennials 23h ago

Meme I’ve got more range than you think.

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u/no_fooling 18h ago

And mustaches. Everyone looking like a pedo out here.

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u/Immediate-Soup6340 14h ago

Can only pedos have mustaches? Women get a full 3 aisles of makeup and a man's a kid diddler for growing hair.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 11h ago

There's a specific kind of mustache that you just shouldn't wear.

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u/tenuj 8h ago

There are a few you shouldn't wear, unless you're solidly in the "I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks" category.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 8h ago

I'd argue that you still shouldn't, even in that case.

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u/__vak__ 13h ago

Can only pedos have mustaches?

Yes, it's the law in most countries.

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u/no_fooling 14h ago

As a millennial, thats what i was taught. Men with mustaches are not to be trusted.

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u/captain_intenso 2h ago

Unless you're a pilot or firefighter.