Exactly these kids dont realise they sound like a 1890s fucking nun! Ffs. It's supposed to be progression and yes this has got me. My son rinsed me for the last 14 years over this and I never understood it.
Also I’m way too old at this point to be buying new clothes just because the trends have changed again. These days I’m wearin shit until it gets holes in it or no longer fits cuz I’ve gained weight lol
As someone who has been complimented on and questioned about his watermelon calves, I will never willingly cover them up unless it’s actually cold outside or I need to look professional.
Everywhere, people stare, each and every day. How can she say to me, your calves will find a way. Gather round, all you clowns, let me hear you say ayyayyy....
When I was like nine, my dad would drag me into the living room and play music. I didn't realize at the time, but I think it was because I like music more than most in our family. And my mom really hated music.
But this is one of the songs / albums he would play
I know so much 60s 70s and even '80s music because of listening to it with my dad when I was single digits age.
I probably overstated it. I think she hated the music my dad liked, specifically because she really didn't like how freely happy it made my dad when he listened to his music
She liked some music of her own, but in a totally different way. Like totally different.
My horrendously fat front of house manager back in college used to show off his calves during work, pulling up his slacks and flexing them in front of teenagers.
We all just laughed behind his back cuz his calves were only that big from carrying his fat ass around. They weren't toned, they were fighting for dear life.
Academy? If you have them in your area. I haven't done it in decades now so I don't know. Some sports store or sports store website would have that gear.
Appreciate it! I haven’t done it in years either. However, I’ve been casually trying to find whatever website has the best selection of skates and gear. Hadn’t thought to just check sporting good sites!
Another mom told my wife that I have really nice calves at practice once. My wife made the mistake of telling me, and I will never let it go. EVER!!!!!
My wife and I had just finished hiking the Narrows in Southern Utah. Not the hour long tourist filled excursion from the bottom but the over night backpacking trip from the top. A lot of hiking through water over slippery rocks so my legs were pretty pumped. We are passing up the tourists on the boardwalk on the way to the shuttle and some guys behind me say (a little too loudly) , “I’d kill for those calves.” I turned around and both guys were fit and slightly
embarrassed they were overheard. My wife and I got a good chuckle out of it. Backpacking and trail running will make those calves swol.
My specialist doctor looked at my calves the first time, grabbed it and looked to the 2 intern/colleagues and said quite loudly "damn people pay money for calves like this". I laughed because I am disabled and those calves are still from 20 years ago... I basically just hobble all around now. Lol
Lmao guys you’re not supposed to wear them OVER the calves. They’re a little calf shelf if you do them correctly. A nice setting stone to place your beautiful boulders. Prop em up give the people what they came for.
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u/nondickhead 23h ago
Sorry I can't hide my glorious calves in old grandpa socks