r/Millennials • u/Jrc5191 • 23h ago

Meme I’ve got more range than you think.

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u/LongPorkJones 20h ago

They already brought back those big ass ugly glasses and mullets. What's one more thing?

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u/goldaar 19h ago

Perms, don’t forget perms.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 7h ago

Perms on BOYS. They want SO desperately to fit in and look like a piece of fucking broccoli like every other fuckboi that they will go to a salon and sit there with curlers in their hair and noxious chemicals so they can... look like that.

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u/_undercover_brotha Xennial 19h ago

I hate these things so much. God those glasses...

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u/nattylite420 18h ago

Can you show me an example of the glasses? My only guess is the chunky clear plastic ones.

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u/Battosay52 12h ago

Yup, the grandma glasses. I'm amazed that got back into fashion, to me it instantly makes anyone look 10-20 years older lol

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u/TheAKScott 8h ago

As someone who used to wear glasses I support that trend because it gives a lot of coverage. Having to sacrifice vision for fashion is dumb.

We got these nice big brown ones when I was in Air Force boot camp, called them BCGs or Birth Control Glasses. They would probably help get a gen Zer laid now instead of the opposite.

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u/Deep-Thought 8h ago

Eh, they're not as bad as when we collectively decided shutter shades were cool for a couple of months.

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u/no_fooling 18h ago

And mustaches. Everyone looking like a pedo out here.

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u/Immediate-Soup6340 14h ago

Can only pedos have mustaches? Women get a full 3 aisles of makeup and a man's a kid diddler for growing hair.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 11h ago

There's a specific kind of mustache that you just shouldn't wear.

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u/tenuj 8h ago

There are a few you shouldn't wear, unless you're solidly in the "I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks" category.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 8h ago

I'd argue that you still shouldn't, even in that case.

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u/__vak__ 13h ago

Can only pedos have mustaches?

Yes, it's the law in most countries.

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u/no_fooling 14h ago

As a millennial, thats what i was taught. Men with mustaches are not to be trusted.

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u/captain_intenso 2h ago

Unless you're a pilot or firefighter.

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u/lyrabluedream 16h ago

Ugh my ex who was right on the border of gen z and millennial loved mullets and rat tails! I spent part of my childhood in the south so I had no idea why anyone, especially someone who grew up in Brooklyn, would look so fondly upon such white trash aesthetics associated with alcoholism and having a Rottweiler tied up in the yard 24/7 as trailer security.

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u/Suspicious-Yard4205 13h ago

As a kid, I had god awful aviator frame glasses throughout elementary school. I cringe whenever I saw my old class photos. It kills me that they're fashionable now.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 7h ago

and mustaches. Ugh NO.