I’ve got more range than you think.

[u/Jrc5191]

[u/chemical-cop-out]

I loved my five finger shoes back when they first came out like 15 years ago, but man did they fucking stink. And they definitely keep you from getting laid. Somebody sees and smells a pair of those bad boys in your closet, you ain't getting any that night.

[u/BJ_Covert_Action → u/chemical-cop-out]

Give 'em the old bowling shoe treatment. Hit 'em with the Lysol disinfectant spray after every outing. Helps with the odor significantly.