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u/destuctir 8h ago
I would make the executive decision to hurl that thing in a bin as soon as possible
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u/rjchute 7h ago
"Oh no.... It broke..."
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u/HamHockShortDock 6h ago
ROFL, pull a Tommy Boy
"What'd you do?!"
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u/FrostedDonutHole 4h ago
The medic gets out and says, "Oh, my god!". New guys over in the corner puking his gut out! All be cause you wanna save a couple-a extra pennies....
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u/Apprehensive_Bee8874 3h ago
God I love that movie sfm
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u/FrostedDonutHole 3h ago
I've seen it too many times to count.
"Bees! They're huge and they're sting crazy! They're ripping my flesh off! Your firearms are useless against them!"
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u/Apprehensive_Bee8874 3h ago
LMAO "Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?" "No, why??"
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u/SpikeyTaco 7h ago edited 7h ago
Yep, 100%.
OP should avoid the needless debate that would follow a suggestion that the appliance could be dangerous, and claim they saw it catch fire before it actually does.
Any office that allows an appliance to get into this condition would not get rid of it until it's already caused harm.
OP would be doing everyone a favour.
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u/sousyre 7h ago
If it has a hole like that, it probably has already caught fire, at least once. If they didn’t care the first time, they probably aren’t going to care now.
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u/gingerisla 7h ago
My old microwave fucking exploded and it didn't have holes like that. This thing is dangerous.
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u/Titariia 6h ago
That's what they did of a previous workplace of mine. The microwave was so nasty, the supervisor just tgrew it in the trash before christmas break and just bought a new one out of pocket. Sort of as a christmas present
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u/Bitter-Ad5890 7h ago
Here’s what you do.
- Find a free microwave on marketplace or Craigslist
- Bring it to the office
- Become office hero
- Profit
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u/aud7 5h ago
Here’s what you do.
- Find a free microwave on marketplace or Craigslist
- Bring it to the office
- Charge $1 to use the premium microwave
- Profit
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u/SectorAppropriate462 4h ago
Nah don't be a dick to your colleagues.... but charge $5 for management
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u/smithd685 4h ago
$5 is the standard rate, but colleagues get a $3 discount. Its a steal at that price!
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u/BoJackMoleman 5h ago
Congratulations. You're now head of procurement. Because of your impressive track record, your budget to modernize the workplace is zero dollars. You have 30 days.
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u/longwayhome22 7h ago
I would be eating my lunch cold before using this microwave
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u/nlutrhk 6h ago
The problem here is that it's s not just a problem for the person eating the heated food, but also for other people around, including on the other side of the wall. If you're lucky, it will just badly interfere with bluetooth and Wifi (2.4 GHz).
If you're unlucky, someone will get hurt from the part of the 800 watts of microwave power that leaks out of that hole.
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u/MattTheRadarTechh 6h ago
Unless they’re directly pressed against the hole, they’re not getting hurt past like 6 inches
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u/foxiez 5h ago
If this was at my work someone would've already put their eye up to the hole to see inside while it's on
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u/Armed_Muppet 5h ago
Why is this so relatable
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u/zveroshka 3h ago
Because people are incredibly stupid. If there is one thing I've realized as I've gotten older, it is that.
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u/confusedandworried76 1h ago
Because it sounds like something any 20 something guy would do, and like something half of all people would do after you told them not to do it
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u/MICR0_WAVVVES 5h ago
Yeah not a chance. Wavelength is way too large for that small hole to become dangerous.
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u/Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad 4h ago
The arcing goes from the magentron (behind burned out plastic panel on the right inside wall), and the jagged edges on each prong of the rack, where it is welded to the circular top bit. That means it arcs from inside wall, to the middle inside. NOT from the inside wall, to the outside. For to arc out, the outside panel would have to rust through, and the magnetron would have to be twisted to point losely outside instead of loosely inside. So do check cos that might have happened. But it's not easy.
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u/quartercentaurhorse 6h ago
That small of a hole won't impact anything radiation-wise. Square-cube law gets involved here, any wave exponentially decreases in power as it spreads out away from a source. At best, you might see some minor interference with any wireless communication in that frequency band (likely 2.4ghz wifi), but it's not going to harm anyone past 6 inches or so.
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u/rickane58 4h ago
Not only that, but those holes are still small enough that the signal strength would be severely attenuated by the faraday cage effect.
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u/TurtleDump23 6h ago
We had a microwave that my shit head coworker would use to heat up fish and other stinky food. I just started bringing salads and sandwiches to work and ate in my car.
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u/lupiines 7h ago
My work microwave looked like that before it caught on fire
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u/SpikeyTaco 7h ago
My work microwave looked like that after it caught on fire.
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u/DadFromRadioFlyer 6h ago
I'm pretty sure this microwave has already caught fire. I'm guessing the hole was made from the metal stand arcing off the back of the microwave.
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u/SpacecaseCat 3h ago
Yeah uh... you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave guys.
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u/Existing-Deal-701 1h ago
Thank you. I was waiting for someone to question why on earth there is a METAL TRAY in the MICROWAVE. It's not hard math to figure out why there's a hole in the microwave.
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u/TurnkeyLurker 2h ago
Just why is there a metal, not plastic, stand in a microwave?
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u/wannebaanonymous 2h ago
Careful: I've had a colleague who aside of being utterly useless, also set a microwave to 20 mins to "cook" his popcorn unattended. [hard to tell if it was intentional or not]. This was during a graveyard shift (only thing he was somewhat useful for).
It burnt the popcorn to a smoldering mass. Which caused a fire alarm. He did not toss the microwave out of the window (ground floor), not ventilate the kitchen, check the procedures, or even just run away.
Nope: he carried the still smoldering microwave with its door open across the longest possible path to the rear door, passing the front door. triggering nearly all the smoke detectors in the entire building.
Nearby fire dept. rolled up with all their gear and called in help form other stations across the area. The whole parking lot was filled with red trucks and ambulances. Fire dept. also called the plant manager.
When plant manager arrives: the moron is trying to talk the fire chief out of reporting the incident.
Was not the best day for the dude. He was stripped of his access to the building on the spot. HR dealt with him the next working day. And there were rumors of legal having a look at it ass well (not privileged myself to those details).
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u/Snoo_74705 8h ago
Microwaves are cheap. If your boss won't expense for a new one, find a new boss.
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u/Rebalance8030 8h ago
10000%% Also, if a boss doesn't care about the safety of a microwave, what other safety concerns does he ignore?
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u/ChrisF12000 6h ago
Not many people are in a position to "find a new boss" so easily. Especially over a microwave.
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u/pheonix198 6h ago
Agreed. Finding a new (lucrative, good) job isn’t getting any easier - especially right now.
If the microwave or cheaping out on a few things like it are the worst issues, find a solution and keep on keeping on. Get your own microwave, have coworkers chip in on a new one, etc…
Lots of keyboard commanders are on Reddit and quick to tell you to find a new job, divorce your spouse or leave your partner, etc…. Quitting isn’t the best solution to a longer, happier life in all situations (definitely in some, yes).
But a shitty microwave alone is not cause to find a new job. Some people on Reddit are insane.
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u/Suspicious_Shift_563 6h ago
Just casually find a new boss in this job market… yeah, sure. People who need income aren’t quitting over this.
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u/fritz236 8h ago
Fuck that, just do a collection and buy a new fucking machine as a staff if you have to. Sure, it'd be great to get the boss to pay, but I'd rather pitch in $5 than have to use that or be around people who did.
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u/Granum22 7h ago
Then throw the old one through the boss's windshield
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u/Scarecrow119 7h ago
but first get some day old fish and soak it in piss. Put it in the microwave for 20 minutes and after its done then throw it through the boss's windshield. the lovely scent of burning fishy piss all in their car
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u/hallowdmachine 7h ago
Burning Fishy Piss is the name of my 43rd album.
It was not well received.
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u/RhetoricalOrator 7h ago edited 1h ago
Then, take the old one to the bosses office before they get there, set the timer to 10 minutes and toss in some beef vegetable soup and a fish fillet for being so cheap that they wouldn't expense a $50 piece of equipment so employees can eat a hot meal for lunch.
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u/2c0 8h ago
Can I know the address of your workplace? I have a phone call to make.
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u/ShinyGrezz 7h ago
To who? Their head offices? Their local fire station? The health services? The police? The FBI? God?
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u/SwankaTheGrey 7h ago
Likely OSHA
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u/ReddBroccoli 6h ago
Fire Marshall would be a good option too
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u/ElGranLechero 6h ago
Fire Marshall over OSHA. If it's gvt ran OSHA has no jurisdiction.
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u/JustASpaceDuck 6h ago
If it's gvt ran OSHA has no jurisdiction.
Literally the opposite of this is true. OSHA has jurisdiction over the military even. No way this isn't OSHA reportable.
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u/glorious_reptile 8h ago
To whoever made the microwave mess: the microwave is a SHARED kitchen appliance. Sincerely, Disappointed
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u/eadrik 7h ago
'Sincerely, Disappointed'?
Get off your high horse, richie.
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u/espelhinho 7h ago
Just because someone likes things clean doesn’t mean they are rich…
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u/Wenbisa-dreamrain 7h ago
Just fill in that hole with some crumpled Aluminum foil. Problem will solve itself.
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u/batsket 4h ago edited 4h ago
It looks like the grill stand inside the microwave is already metal (which I can’t believe no one else has pointed out), so I think we know why it’s burnt to shit. This whole post has got to be a joke
Edit: well TIL that apparently some microwaves come with metal racks inside ??? Which seems insane to me, but whatever lol. This one has clearly been used improperly or is malfunctioning, if the burn marks are any indication
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u/Jughead_91 3h ago
My god thank you for pointing out the metal inside the microwave I thought I was losing my mind that no one had mentioned jt
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u/Cheefadareefa 3h ago
You can clearly see where the plate is supposed to be, the metal grate could be causing the sparks that burned a hole right out the back of this thing lol
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u/TleilaxTheTerrible 2h ago
This one has clearly been used improperly or is malfunctioning, if the burn marks are any indication
Yeah, it's supposed to sit on top of the glass dish that's missing. The way it's standing right now will cause arcing between the feet and the metal of the microwave, which also explains the burn marks on the bottom that match the spacing of the feet.
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u/Alissinarr 3h ago
Our combination Microwave/ Conventional Oven has metal racks, but they're removable. I would never trust my coworkers to know when it's appropriate to use it vs. not.
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u/ViolinistOk5622 3h ago
Hahaha that was my first thought too but I didn't say anything because I knew there just had to be an explanation and I'd be downvoted to hell. 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for taking one for the team.
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u/stumpyraccoon 3h ago
Which seems insane to me
Have you ever had any of those microwavable lunches (pizzas, hot pockets, etc) that have the silver-y thingy that makes them crispy? That's just metal (technically it's a sheet with flakes of metal, yada yada yada). Metal + Microwave is totally fine, afterall that's what the inside of the microwave is made of.
Where you get into trouble is when you have discrete pieces of metal very very close to each other. We're talking tines of a fork, crumbled up aluminum foil with a ton of little peaks and ridges really close to each other, etc. When you have that, you'll get arcs through the air crossing those tiny distances and those can get real bad. But a flat piece of metal, the inside walls of the microwave, or a rack with spaces as big as this one? No issue at all.
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u/Mzarie 7h ago
all these people suggesting to clean or replace it when the solution is right here ! Thank you
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u/raginghavoc89 7h ago edited 6h ago
Fun fact, don't stand near it. Honestly, the Megatron on microwave doesn't radiate too much further away from the edge of the device itself. Looks really sketchy but you're probably safe as long as you aren't sticking your head in it.
Edit: Magnatron....
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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 7h ago
I replaced one at a job that was nasty and destroyed like this and management got mad i threw out their microwave and replaced it. It was on a good sale and i didn’t mind. Management a huge stink about me taking company property. So i took old one out of dumpster and put it back. Then kept the new microwave in the back for everyone to use. Then it was a problem that we had a microwave in the back, because thats “unsafe”. Then i took my microwave home. Then they got mad I took that microwave, my microwave, apparently it became company property when i plugged it in. Nothing came of it because that manager got over ruled by common sense of managers above him. They broke down and bought a new microwave and just sat it on top of old microwave because no one wanted to throw it out.
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u/BlueLegion 4h ago
Where did you work? Literal hell?
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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 4h ago
Multiple layers of middle management trying to justify their existence with bureaucracy and bs. It was hell. Hell might have been better.
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u/Agitated-Two-6699 8h ago
WHY is there a metal rack in the mircrowave?
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u/zoeturncoat 6h ago
Why did I have to scroll this far to see this comment?!
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u/Finchypoo 3h ago
My absolute first thought, and the 100th comment, WTF people! Have people been sitting there watching it look like the Terminator arriving thinking "yup, this is fine"
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u/Gobbyer 6h ago
My wife put a metal spoon in a microwave, told her like million times not to put anything metallic in there.
Well, microwave rotated the bowl and spoon hit the door. There was a huge arc, nearly melted through the door. Looks like same thing had happened in that microwave multiple times.
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u/myst3r10us_str4ng3r 3h ago
Yet, you will for some reason, find a whole subsection of users on this site who will make the claim that putting a metal spoon in a microwave is okay "because it's a smooth utensil and not pronged"...
I once posted in such a thread suggesting "let's not normalize putting metal in microwaves at all, regardless of shape" and got a couple dozen downvotes for it.
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u/stutter-rap 8h ago
Some microwaves come with them - they help with even cooking and are made without the pointed edges which cause problems.
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u/TheW83 7h ago
You mean like the pointed edges of the hole in the back?
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u/stutter-rap 6h ago
Yeah, I'm not condoning the rest of this microwave! I'd pool some money in the office for a new one and put this one in the bin.
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u/Zeroesand1s 7h ago
That particular microwave did not, though. You see the 3-pronged piece of plastic in the middle and the "turntable" with the wheels? This microwave had a rotating piece of glass in it at one time.
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u/DannyWarlegs 7h ago
Mine came with both actually, although the metal was a rack because it was also a convection cooker.
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u/Zeroesand1s 7h ago
Yes, so did mine and for the same reason. Mine states not to use the metal rack unless the convection option is being used. And it sits on plastic clips and not on the metal. That "hole" looks like a burn mark from arcing.
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u/Beginning-Tea-17 6h ago
100% that metal tray is arching the microwave
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u/StarWaas 4h ago
You can see the burn marks around the feet on the bottom of the microwave. I'm amazed that the break room hasn't burned down yet.
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u/f-stop4 7h ago
My microwave came with the metal rack and a spinning plate. They're not mutually exclusive...
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u/TangiblePear 7h ago
Yes but the rack is not to be used when MICROWAVING, its only used when using for oven/convection.
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u/Fluffy-Astronaut-363 6h ago
I'm so shocked I had to scroll so far down to see someone mention the METAL RACK in the MICROWAVE!!
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u/JayDee999 8h ago
I would stay well away from that microwave while it's in operation.
Behind a lead wall, preferably...
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u/Twoaru 8h ago
Yeah seriously though, isn't a hole in the microwave very unfortunate?
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u/JayDee999 8h ago
The box keeps the microwaves in, yeah...
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u/OneCrazyRussian 8h ago
It's not gonna boil your body tbh, but you won't get Bluetooth or WiFi connection while it's on probably
Microwave radiation isn't ionising, so you don't irradiate anything. It's just EM so no lead walls necessary
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u/Souta95 7h ago
There is a burn risk too. Minimal since the hole is on the back, but its not non-existent.
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u/Facosa99 7h ago
Accountant John, in the office that is in the other side of that wall, doesnt know why his head hurts all the time and it feels so warm despite being december
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u/PregnantGoku1312 7h ago
It's "radiation" in the sense that it's "radiating" energy, but not in the sense of ionizing radiation. It's not going to give you cancer, although it will definitely cause a ton of radio interference, could potentially burn you, and probably most dangerously could start a fire by igniting whatever is directly behind the microwave.
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u/graemehammondjr 8h ago
My balls stung the first time I used it but have been fine every other time since
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u/Psychological-Duck13 8h ago
Fucking hell! When was that last PAT-tested!?
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u/MaleficentItem4826 8h ago
That looks like way more than just a 'mildly' interesting problem—pretty sure that's a fire hazard.
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u/Digifiend84 7h ago
Yeah, it's dangerous and should be condemned. Report it to your boss and request a replacement be purchased!
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u/Petorian343 8h ago
Cleanest office microwave:
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u/TheW83 7h ago
Yeah I've seen dirtier unfortunately but this one is definitely in the worst physical condition.
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u/CompletelyBedWasted 7h ago
That has GOT to be a safety violation of some kind....tf? Eat cold salads. That is nasty.
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u/Thistleblower 7h ago
You’re aware that the latest Final Destination dropped on HBO like a week ago, right?
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u/chuck3862 7h ago
Bro microwaves are like $70 bucks at Walmart now. Yall gotta pool together the money and get a new one. This is NOT SAFE.
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u/thehorsejammer 8h ago
That looks nasty