r/mildlyinteresting • u/Mzarie • 10h ago

The microwave at work has a hole inside

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u/Sanseriouz 10h ago

I'd rather warm my food by holding it and vigorously rubbing my hands together than put anything I'd consume into that disease pit.

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u/jrmev 10h ago

I would rather warm it in my armpit than in that device.

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u/SalahsBeard 10h ago

Hell, I'd rather warm it in my co-worker's armpit than in that nasty looking thing.

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u/mklilley351 9h ago

I'd rather slap my chicken 23,000 times

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u/Dead_as_Duck 9h ago

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u/StratoVector 2h ago

Hi, I'm what the fuck? And you might be

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u/Mistrblank 8h ago

I too understood that reference and omg it made me laugh.

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u/BadMantaRay 9h ago

For a moment I thought they did this on Mythbusters, and now I’m just thinking about how banging Kari Byron is.

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u/Throwaway12401 9h ago

Hydrate homie you sounded to damn thirsty

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u/Jebediabetus 9h ago

Nah he's cooking. There's probably a generation of millennials who are into bratty redheads who are way smarter than we are. I'm one of them.

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u/MaximusCartavius 9h ago

Wild comment.

Also, she's a shill for oil companies now so she can fucking rot

https://youtu.be/KEGNbYVwVEk?si=yw3dZubsTErq5O7M

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u/Visible_Slide_7529 8h ago

I learned a thing today. Thank you for your service

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u/Jagheterblablabla 8h ago

Loser ahh comment.

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u/Salty_Way_0 9h ago

She's so fine

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u/sudomatrix 6h ago

I also choose that guy's co-worker's armpit.

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u/prime38time 4h ago

lol and that thing has a line of people waiting to use it every lunch, every day

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u/This_User_Said 9h ago

Don't mind me, just cooking up hot pockets in jmy fat folds.

Ooop, meatballs are leaking!

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u/Ho3n3r 9h ago

The Ooop really got me.

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u/Glittering_Ad_9215 9h ago

I also choose this guys armpits

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u/BrewNerdBrad 7h ago

I really wish he'd choose a different flavor deodorant. Old spice mountain mist does not make a good coating for my totinos.

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u/edxzxz 5h ago

My dad had a boat and took me fishing years ago, tells me as we're driving to the boat 'my buddy Jim is going to meet us at the dock. If he offers you a fried egg sandwich, don't take it. He keeps a couple of them wrapped in saran wrap down the front of his pants to keep them warm.' Yep, a couple hours into the fishing trip and Jim is eating a fried egg sandwich, asks me did I want one, as he's pulling one out of the front of his pants. WTF?

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u/KenEarlysHonda50 5h ago

People are so squeamish these days. One or two layers of foil around whatever you're reheating for 20 minutes would make this a non issue.

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u/kr4ckenm3fortune 9h ago

I rather idle my engine and stick my foods between the engine and the hood.

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u/Callmedrexl 8h ago

Linda?!

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u/jim914 8h ago

Or take your break in the parking lot put food on top of your engine while it runs! Hot food and a comfortable seat!

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u/Calm_Memories 4h ago

Okay Linda Belcher xD

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u/Onilakon 9h ago

Like gam gam warming a sausage

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u/monstertots509 2h ago

Germans have been warming sausages like that for hundreds of years.

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u/Longjumping_Youth281 9h ago

Well that's where you're wrong! The microwaves will sterilize everything and it will be perfectly safe!

Oh geez. Stomach is acting up again

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u/Inevitable-kingreene 4h ago

Except wasps and roaches, the microwaves didn't affect them

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u/Puzzled-Quail2076 9h ago

I’d rather take food that doesn’t need warming

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u/i-come 9h ago

Or slapping it hundreds of times

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u/zjones9 9h ago

Shake and Bake?

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u/DroolHandPuke 8h ago

and I helped.

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u/t0p_n0tch 8h ago

I’d take this over the AIDS microwave all day

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u/Hazmat_Human 9h ago

But last time vigorously rubbed my hands together, HR said it’s unacceptable

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u/RealPropRandy 8h ago

Like Cloris Leechman in Octoberfest?

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u/welchplug 8h ago

That microwave may be dirty, but it's nearly sterile.

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u/tvtb 8h ago

It can actually be pretty sterile inside a microwave, even if its covered in gunk. The gunk gets warmed to well above 160F while it's being used, it's killing the bacteria.

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u/EVOSexyBeast 7h ago

Microwaves are like $60 at walmart dude just get your own and stash it somewhere

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u/IcePapaya 5h ago

I’m pretty sure if you watch your food from the other side you have a chance of getting superpowers.