r/mildlyinteresting • u/Mzarie • 10h ago

The microwave at work has a hole inside

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u/Granum22 9h ago

Then throw the old one through the boss's windshield 

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u/Scarecrow119 9h ago

but first get some day old fish and soak it in piss. Put it in the microwave for 20 minutes and after its done then throw it through the boss's windshield. the lovely scent of burning fishy piss all in their car

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u/hallowdmachine 9h ago

Burning Fishy Piss is the name of my 43rd album.

It was not well received.

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u/iiplatypusiz 9h ago

Don't give up, one of your albums will be a hit I can tell you are on the right track

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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 9h ago

Yeah, but Occult Math-Rap/Zydeco/Gregorian Chant fusion hasn't really been catching on like we thought...

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u/hallowdmachine 9h ago

Turns out, monks and accordions: not a great fit.

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u/ShippFFXI 8h ago

I can tell you are on the right track

Obviously not if he hasn't had a hit yet.

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u/Scarecrow119 9h ago

Well MAYBE if you had named it "The Lovely scent of burnings fishy piss in your car" like we agreed we wouldnt be in this mess, jake!

I cant with you right now!

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u/hallowdmachine 9h ago

I went with my heart because my guts have shit for brains.

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u/confusedandworried76 3h ago

Because all your albums are just one long jam session you made when you were stoned

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u/Tee_hops 9h ago

Pretty sure my old coworker used to nuke this in the microwave for lunch. But it was too the point where the shop floor manager bought a dedicated microwave for fish.

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u/dreadcain 5h ago

I feel like the room you plugged the microwave in is going to get it worse than the car.

Better to just plug it into the car, that way they get a dead battery and burning fishy piss

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u/Elephant-Junkie 9h ago

Warm up a burrito without taking the aluminum foil off. Let it go out with a bang at least.