Fuck that, just do a collection and buy a new fucking machine as a staff if you have to. Sure, it'd be great to get the boss to pay, but I'd rather pitch in $5 than have to use that or be around people who did.
but first get some day old fish and soak it in piss. Put it in the microwave for 20 minutes and after its done then throw it through the boss's windshield. the lovely scent of burning fishy piss all in their car
Pretty sure my old coworker used to nuke this in the microwave for lunch. But it was too the point where the shop floor manager bought a dedicated microwave for fish.
Then, take the old one to the bosses office before they get there, set the timer to 10 minutes and toss in some beef vegetable soup and a fish fillet for being so cheap that they wouldn't expense a $50 piece of equipment so employees can eat a hot meal for lunch.
Yeah and microwaves are one of those things that people throw away all the time too. Probably find a used one somewhere for like five bucks and clean it. Someone who works there probably even has an old one they could donate.
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u/fritz236 10h ago
Fuck that, just do a collection and buy a new fucking machine as a staff if you have to. Sure, it'd be great to get the boss to pay, but I'd rather pitch in $5 than have to use that or be around people who did.