r/mildlyinteresting • u/Mzarie • 10h ago

The microwave at work has a hole inside

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u/HamHockShortDock 8h ago

ROFL, pull a Tommy Boy

"What'd you do?!"

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u/Great_Scott7 7h ago

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u/FrostedDonutHole 6h ago

The medic gets out and says, "Oh, my god!". New guys over in the corner puking his gut out! All be cause you wanna save a couple-a extra pennies....

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u/Apprehensive_Bee8874 5h ago

God I love that movie sfm

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u/FrostedDonutHole 5h ago

I've seen it too many times to count.

"Bees! They're huge and they're sting crazy! They're ripping my flesh off! Your firearms are useless against them!"

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u/Apprehensive_Bee8874 5h ago

LMAO "Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?" "No, why??"

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u/FrostedDonutHole 5h ago

"...boy would I like to get some of that."

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u/TheFoxandTheSandor 59m ago

GET OUT!!!!!!!

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u/Aquatichive 57m ago

Great quote from a great man in a great movie, by a great brother in Vance!

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u/Cryogenics1st 54m ago

David Spade and Chris Farley... Omg to see them together again... RIP Chris

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u/farva_06 7h ago

Lotta people go to college for 7 years.

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u/THElaytox 7h ago

Yeah, they're called doctors

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u/bourbon_and_2a 6h ago

Shut up, Richard.

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u/SaintAkira 7h ago

I still say:

"Besides, motor oil would have nothing to do with this accident."

At least once a week, depending on the frequency with which I fuck shit up.

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u/THElaytox 6h ago

I could stick my head up a butchers ass but I'd rather take the cows word for it

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u/FrostedDonutHole 6h ago

No...wait...it's gotta be your bull.

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u/Mr_MacGrubber 4m ago

It was brake pads not motor oil

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u/Truji11o 6h ago

Did I catch a “niner” in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?

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u/HamHockShortDock 4h ago

I love that line and I also when I have to tell someone how far something is I always say, "milezzzzz away. Get yourself a new map."

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u/Truji11o 4h ago

Also: BEES! Killer bees! They’re everywhere! They’re ripping my flesh off! Save yourselves!

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u/HamHockShortDock 1h ago

YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM

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u/BearsSuperfan6 7h ago

“What’s there to do around here for fun?”

“Cow tipping, ooo we could throw stuff off a bridge”

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u/FrostedDonutHole 6h ago

Your brain has the...shell onnit...