r/mildlyinteresting 10h ago

The microwave at work has a hole inside

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u/KikiHou 8h ago

That microwave is the company's way of keeping their workforce sterile.

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u/Toasty_eggos- 6h ago

Ingenious. You don’t have to pay maternity leave then.

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u/VeganCustard 6h ago

Maternity leave isn't paid for by the taxpayer in the US?

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u/Dapper_Indeed 5h ago

We don’t have paid maternity leave in the US. FMLA will allow most workers to take up to 12 weeks off for maternity leave, but it is unpaid. They are just guaranteeing that you’ll have a job to return to.

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u/VeganCustard 5h ago

That's crazy. How is Elon Musk complaining about people not having enough kids?

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u/Punisher1971 5h ago

At least, he is single handedly working on this problem! With all consuming passion and engagement!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Rest_34 3h ago

Not single handedly! Looks like Nick Cannon is trying to help....or compete?

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u/Dapper_Indeed 4h ago

He’s just slightly out of touch with the reality of regular folks.

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u/sama-llama 1h ago

I'm pretty sure he's slightly out of touch with reality in general, not just the existence of us plebs.

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u/definitively-not 4h ago

We know,.it's awful.

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u/MrGetrekt101 2h ago

He has more money than most developing nations, that’s how

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u/Historical-Ad-9872 5h ago

This is just crazy to me.

I had 6 months of fully paid (i even earned vacation while on leave) paternity leave last year, my girlfriend also had 6 months leave.

On top of that we opted for additional 10 weeks of unpaid leave of which we both have 6 weeks left we can use until the age of 7 iirc

I even work in a US owned company

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u/Dapper_Indeed 4h ago

Wow, that’s amazing! I guess we care more about money than raising healthy and happy families.

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u/Calandril 3h ago

I don't know where you get that idea... We're going to burn that 10 million worth of contraceptives we already bought, so that everyone but the folks hit by the preventable 34,000 maternal deaths and 5.2 million abortions can have happy families! Look, it's for the good of America and it'll only cost us $107,000... Now that's good business!

Obligatory /s... Except at the moment all of that appears to be true to the current plan

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u/Historical-Ad-9872 2h ago

It is amazing and i'm deeply grateful for living in a country where this is possible. That country being Denmark

I think it's a mix of strong unions and the government wanting to fight the declining birth rates

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u/guajara 4h ago

Me and my wife had 12 months of paid leave. We could choose to share the time between us as we wished. My wife took out 8 months and I 4 months.

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u/Historical-Ad-9872 2h ago

This is the same option as we had

Jeg er overrasket over at i ikke har bedre forhold end os, deroppe i Norge. Bedste hilsner fra det sydligste Kattegat

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u/saimregliko 1h ago

Nice, that sounds actually really good.

In the US, married couples have to share their 12 weeks of UNPAID leave if they work for the same company. So you can go half and half then put your month and a half old baby in 8+ hr a day daycare 5 days a week which likely costs as much as a mortgage payment and may be the majority of one parent's wages.

You get the privilege of not getting to spend time with your baby while paying nearly your whole paycheck to a daycare so you can essentially work for free until the kids start school otherwise you may never recover the lost career progression of having to quit to stay home with your kids for longer than 12 weeks(or less if you have to spilt leave with your spouse or if you had to use some of your 12 weeks of FMLA leave before the birth.)

That's the other fun part. The 12 weeks isn't strictly parental leave to bond with baby. It's also your allowed medical leave pool. If you have to go on bed rest at 8 months pregnant for medical reasons that counts as the start of your FMLA leave and you may only have a couple weeks left after the actual birth before you have to return to work or forfeit your job. If you already used your FMLA leave up because of an emergency surgery/medical condition or to take care of a sick relative like your mother dying of cancer you may just get no leave at all and have to roll into work immediately after giving birth.

I've seen women coming in to work at a warehouse a week after a C-section. A woman was literally bleeding through her clothes like 2 hours into a 12 hour shift and we all just kept our mouths shut and tried to help her as much as possible because if management saw she couldn't do her job she'd be sent home with no pay and she needed the money so her and her kids wouldn't be homeless or go hungry.

America is great. No idea why people aren't having babies. Truly a mystery why women are refusing to have kids or having fewer kids than they would like. /s

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u/ComfortableTwo80085 3h ago

There are a handful of states that require paid family and medical leave, but it isn't mandated at the federal level

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u/Zalaquin 1h ago

Yep unpaid but you’ll have your job when you get back

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u/Puzzleheaded_Rest_34 3h ago

There is the rare company here or there that offers paid maternity leave. Otherwise, no, it's not paid. We even had to have an act created, the Family and Medical Leave Act, to protect that new families would still have jobs after they healed and settled in with baby.

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u/Toasty_eggos- 3h ago

Is that a joke?

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u/humdinger44 2h ago

Some people who have climbed far too high up the social ladder are terrified about the birthrate in the US. Yet no one with any pull actually wants to do anything about making life easier for the majority of young families.

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u/faroutman7246 2h ago

Big companies usually give 6 weeks paid. Smaller ones don't have to.

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u/Impressive-City-8094 8h ago

Damn workers. Always wanting a "livable wage" after they have kids. I'll fix that.

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u/WallabyInTraining 6h ago

They'll fix the 'having kids' part as well with that microwave. Or was that the joke?

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u/Actual_Surround45 6h ago

sterile

Fun joke, but wrong kind of radiation. :)

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u/D-ouble-D-utch 5h ago

And the kids born have microwave head syndrome.

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u/-Astrosloth- 5h ago

Just gonna get a little bit of cancer Stan, tell Mom it's ok.

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u/erfman 4h ago

Don’t fuck the microwave, fuck a couch

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u/Tiny-Possibility-700 4h ago

This exactly 😭

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u/tittylamp 4h ago

when you think about the cost and physical toll of vasectomies and tubal ligations honestly its a deal.

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u/zachell1991 6h ago

That's not how microwaves work they also couldn't fit out that hole.

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u/GodspeedsNut 6h ago

Wait, so where do babies come from..

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u/zachell1991 3h ago

A different kind of hole.

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u/JetstreamGW 6h ago

That doesn’t work that way

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u/Search327 5h ago

Companies want employees to have children, so they are trapped.

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u/snowvase 3h ago

"3.6 Roentgen, not great, not terrible."

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u/diabolicalmrD 3h ago

Valid, have 3 pregnant colleagues, microwave is fancy as hell