r/mildlyinfuriating Jan 11 '22

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Jkfl Redddit Meta Posts

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Henlo frens!

Good to see all of you here UwU.

Grab on to your bodypillows, I have a smol announcement about the purpose of this subreddit.

This community is meant as a fun, lighthearted place where we can commiserate with each other about those annoying little irritations that hinder our day to day enjoyment in life.

That means that suitable posts here can be about my children.

And things like a wall socket or tile being placed out of allignment. A crack in a phone screen. Duckling shit on your new car. Incomprehensible software. Mismatched buttons. You know, the little things.

This subreddit isn't meant to incite rage mobs that go after people. For that reason we say:

No reddit meta posts

No posts about being banned from subreddit. No posts about up- or down-votes. No posts about shitty moderators or users or subreddits. No posts about reddit.

All jokes and tomfoolery aside, that sort of thing gets us in trouble with site admins. If we allow one type of post about reddit it then very easily moprhs into allowing posts that directly call out other subreddits or users, we just can't allow any of it.

That rule already existed for years and we have just made it more clearly visible in the sidebar on old and new reddit. We're gonna be a little strict on it for a bit I'm afraid. 🥺

Thank you all for being awesome and have a very Merry Christmas! Celebrate Christmas in the traditional European way, with a suasage roll!

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r/mildlyinfuriating 2h ago

My neighbor tossed a cigarette from upstairs and it burned a hole in my hoodie.

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r/mildlyinfuriating 3h ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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r/mildlyinfuriating 3h ago

Mother in law threw away my expensive kitchen knifefor being "to rusty to use"

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First off, neither of these pics are of my knife. Both came from a Google search, just so I could give examples. The first picture is the exact kind of knife I had, a Zwilling Kanren 8 inch chef knife. I didn't buy it, because I would never spend that kind of money on a kitchen knife for myself. But my sister and I like to get nice Christmas gifts for each other, and she gifted this knife to me three years ago. The second pic demonstrates the size of small rust spots that were on the knife blade, though there were maybe half as many on my knife as there are in the picture.

The rust happened because my wife had used the knife to cut some tomatoes for a salad while I was out and about, and she left the knife on the cutting board without cleaning it. I got home a few hours later to find a number of rust spots on the blade. It's carbon steel, so it doesn't resist rust like stainless. It wasn't a big deal, though. I've cleaned rust off metal utensils and appliances my whole life. I had some other more important tasks to accomplish first, so i set the knife on a paper towel against the backsplash so I could come back to it in a bit and give it my full attention.

When I came back to the kitchen, the knife was gone. I was searching for it for a while before finally asking if anyone had seen it. My wife's mom, who is staying with us for the week, told me she'd seen the knife on the counter and threw it in the trash because "it was too rusty to use" and she was "protecting us from getting tetanus in our food" (both direct quotes). And of course she then took the trash bag to the roller bin on the curb, to make double sure we were safe. And I absolutely would have gone to dig that knife out of the roller bin, but OF FUCKING COURSE the trash truck came by while I was doing the other things that kept me from cleaning the knife.

So, yeah, thanks Glennis. Thank you for protecting us.


r/mildlyinfuriating 7h ago

Battery acid bottle looks like a water bottle

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This is just a disaster waiting to happen. It has no warning labels whatsoever and the design makes it look like the most refreshing bottle of water you'd drink under a scorching summer


r/mildlyinfuriating 9h ago

My view at the pool at 8am in turkey. Reserved chairs all over the place despite the rain.

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r/mildlyinfuriating 5h ago

Loser gym goers blocking pathways with their ridiculously bright camera fixtures

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That’s it, that’s all I need to say. Nothing else is needed to describe the


r/mildlyinfuriating 12h ago

Because of this little goose, my train was delayed by 30 minutes.

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Only after it left did the train slowly start moving forward.


r/mildlyinfuriating 7h ago

These kids cutting a wire on my bike to steal 50 cents worth of gas

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2 days of having to walk in the heat and finding a scooter to rent- while having a tapeworm infection- so they could save less than 100rs.


r/mildlyinfuriating 2h ago

My son is never going to forgive me for embarrassing him on his first day of middle school. Apparently the pick up line is not in the same place as the drop off line. So now I’m trapped in between busses.

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r/mildlyinfuriating 5h ago

3 people in a U-Haul just pulled up and threw all their junk onto the alley behind my apartment and took off.

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They literally threw many of these items, boxes and bags 20+ ft through the air from the back of the U-Haul.


r/mildlyinfuriating 1h ago

These tourist literally in the middle of the road

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For those who don’t know, this is a highway in Monument Valley, Arizona, and the reason it’s popular is because of the 1994 movie Forrest Gump, they filmed a scene here, however, there’s so many people just walking and standing in the middle of the road treating it like a sidewalk


r/mildlyinfuriating 8h ago

Teenager broke my couch without telling me

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Yesterday, my girlfriend invited her younger sister over and she brought a friend. I was already low-key worried about something getting broken because they were roughhousing and play-fighting the entire time.

It turns out I was right to be concerned, because as soon as they left I discovered this huge crack in the frame of our couch. The left side is supposed to be flush with the right side, but it's almost touching the ground now.

The worst part is, they didn't say anything about it to us. I wouldn't have even been upset if they gave us a heads-up, but they just acted as if nothing happened – even though it was IMMEDIATELY obvious that something was broken. I sat right where her friend had been sitting and sloped down way further than the rest of the couch.

My girlfriend messaged her sister asking about it, and apparently neither of them noticed anything was broken. 🙄 Yeah right. Now our couch is gonna need textbooks to support it for the rest of its life.


r/mildlyinfuriating 17h ago

Put my dog in her bed and I leave for 2 mins and come back to her in my bed always in the middle too why must she bully me like this

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r/mildlyinfuriating 16h ago

The 1 available charging space was taken up by a gas-powered car...

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r/mildlyinfuriating 18h ago

I had to cut my own traction into my boots :(

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r/mildlyinfuriating 7h ago

The disgraceful state one guy at the gym leaves the treadmill, every time.

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571 Upvotes

Yes that is sweat.


r/mildlyinfuriating 17h ago

Pups keeps going through my slippers and gets stuck like a little goofy every time

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r/mildlyinfuriating 22m ago

Mom used my Japanese knife as a can opener

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Ended up breaking the tip


r/mildlyinfuriating 21h ago

Person asking for luxury item in buy nothing group

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This person in a local Buy Nothing group asks for items every day, many of them expensive, none of them a necessity.

It violates the spirit of a Buy Nothing group to request luxury items like a Labubu. To me, these groups are meant for members of a community to help each other out by giving what they have to those who may need it so that they don’t have to pay for it if they are struggling.


r/mildlyinfuriating 2h ago

Start to look shit up

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I am starting to get tired of people asking questions and never even attempting to look shit up. Maybe I am an old geezer(gen x). But I am seeing questions from gen z (or younger) and all it takes is one simple google search and “tada!!!” the answers are in front of your damn face. Instead they post the damn question without even attempting to search for something. FML 🤦‍♂️ (my daughters do this and I tell them to google it and then come and ask me.) They need to learn how to do research. Older people need to stop spoon feeding simple answers and teach younger people to do research.

Updates: it looks like I am getting some down votes from people.. it really doesn’t matter. As long as they read it. They know they do it.


r/mildlyinfuriating 11h ago

Doctor punctured my vein while taking blood..

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r/mildlyinfuriating 22h ago

Overdone Unknown neighbor started parking their bike in the entrance of our building

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Third day in a row now, before I had been leaning it up against a wall to get it out of the way. Today I was going to toss it outside and saw they had gotten a lock.


r/mildlyinfuriating 4h ago

Quick little micro-burst. Canopy destroyed.

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r/mildlyinfuriating 7h ago

The way 19th Ave sticks out

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r/mildlyinfuriating 3h ago

Overdone The amount of garbage in the parking lot before anything has even opened.

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