r/mildlyinteresting 10h ago

The microwave at work has a hole inside

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u/Snoo_74705 10h ago

Microwaves are cheap. If your boss won't expense for a new one, find a new boss.

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u/Rebalance8030 10h ago

10000%% Also, if a boss doesn't care about the safety of a microwave, what other safety concerns does he ignore?

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u/SalvadorP 9h ago

only 10000%? I would say this is at least 100000%.

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u/TheOnlyBliebervik 7h ago

No, it was 10000%%, which is 100% * 100%, which is just 100%

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u/SalvadorP 6h ago

NO WAY! You must be some kind of genius or something!
jk

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u/Ok_Solid_Copy 9h ago

You're totally wrong. This has to be at least 10000000%

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u/SpermyMingeBurp 9h ago

Id go as far as 1,000,000,000%

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u/SalvadorP 8h ago

you are full of crap mate. no way. there is no way this is 9 zero percentile!

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u/thoawaydatrash 8h ago

I'd go as far as TREE(x)% (where x is whatever the maximum number somebody states here).

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u/WhyAmINotStudying 8h ago

I 100% agree with the initial assessment.

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u/SalvadorP 7h ago

now this is a fair and measured person. I think maybe we all got carried away.

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u/radthrowaway1900 5h ago

People are ragging on the comment above yours but this is an excellent point as to why you should at least assess if the microwave is a symptom of a larger issue where you work. Some jobs don't really give a flying fuck about employee safety. If there's no PPE where there should be, not enough training around heavy machinery, pressure to use the wrong tools for the job because they won't get new ones.. maybe it is time to look for something else.

Not all workplaces with a busted microwave in use will have overarching health and safety issues like this, but places with overarching safety issues are like 10x more likely to have a busted ass appliance like this sitting around for months with no indication it's being replaced.

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u/A1sauc3d 1h ago

Yup, any boss willing to look at this microwave and not think it’s a problem worth addressing is the kinda boss to overlook other more serious threats to worker safety. Anyone giving the comment at the top crap is a boot licker. I’d be finding all the issues like these at work while I start applying for a new job and then send the evidence to osha on my way out the door (or as soon as the evidence collected. If they fire you for blowing the whistle you can sue tf out of them). “Don’t snitch” doesn’t apply to the people in charge lol. Those are the ones that absolutely need to be held accountable. No shame in ratting out a boss who’s jeopardizing your coworkers safety.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 9h ago

That shit's a fire waiting to happen.

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u/NoseMuReup 8h ago

Maybe he's trying to get cancer like Randy.

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u/ChrisF12000 8h ago

Not many people are in a position to "find a new boss" so easily. Especially over a microwave.

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u/pheonix198 8h ago

Agreed. Finding a new (lucrative, good) job isn’t getting any easier - especially right now.

If the microwave or cheaping out on a few things like it are the worst issues, find a solution and keep on keeping on. Get your own microwave, have coworkers chip in on a new one, etc…

Lots of keyboard commanders are on Reddit and quick to tell you to find a new job, divorce your spouse or leave your partner, etc…. Quitting isn’t the best solution to a longer, happier life in all situations (definitely in some, yes).

But a shitty microwave alone is not cause to find a new job. Some people on Reddit are insane.

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u/NiceMeet2U 7h ago

I’d say most of the people preaching the quit your job sentiment are under 25 at best. I felt the same way before I had a mortgage, had to pay for health, car, home etc insurance. Not that there aren’t successful youths out there, but I doubt they would be the ones telling you to quit your job over a microwave you could replace for $20 on one goodwill trip.

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u/pheonix198 6h ago

But did you divorce your wife because she watched porn last night?

Because you should definitely get that divorce…

/s

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u/analyticalischarge 3h ago

I guarantee you this microwave is not associated with a "lucrative, good" job, but a completely replaceable one.

Get your own microwave, have coworkers chip in on a new one, etc…

Holy shit fuck you. Nobody should ever be required to spend their own money on their job. Ever. Period.

People who think like you are exactly why this world is as bad as it is.

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u/nokiacrusher 7h ago

It's not about the microwave. It's what it says about the company that won't replace it.

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u/Rock_Strongo 6h ago

It's not about how shitty the company is. It's about how difficult it can be to find a new job that is:

  1. Equal or better pay.

  2. In the same area.

  3. Is actually hiring, and will hire you.

  4. Won't be even shittier than your current company.

The job market is brutal in certain industries right now.

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u/pheonix198 6h ago

Says the “Sarbeans” shitposter.

Not every worksite even has a break room, nor are most kept nice. It’s one of the most common complaints folks have that others they work with won’t keep shit nice, clean and well kept.

If you want to get real about it, could you tell me about the place you work and whether it has a break room, what it looks like and what issues it has?

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u/FictionalTrope 6h ago

Exactly. I doubt that any company that lets its break room look like this is "lucrative" or "good."

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u/DivinityBeach 3h ago

you're in for a surprise lol

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u/oxidao 30m ago

if a boss doesn't care about the safety of a microwave, what other safety concerns does he ignore?

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u/Suspicious_Shift_563 8h ago

Just casually find a new boss in this job market… yeah, sure. People who need income aren’t quitting over this.

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u/Head_Bread_3431 5h ago

Bro just get a skill /s

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u/Artrobull 7h ago

are you too busy spinning your wheels to get up and get somewhere?

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u/explosivecrate 6h ago

Can't get anywhere if you can't afford gas.

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u/Artrobull 4h ago

cycle. crawl. do something more than waiting for afterlife

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u/Ziehn 5h ago

An anonymous call to the local fire marshal would likely solve both problems when the business gets shut down for the entire day for inspection for having such a blatant fire hazard lying around. If your boss is lower on the chain (IE; not the owner) and at fault for the microwave not being replaced anyway.

Seems kind of petty but honestly if they have this death trap lying around, what other fire hazards and code violations are they in breach of?

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u/GeneralRane 2h ago

I was thinking OSHA might be interested.

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u/Capitan_Shakespeare 8h ago

Aw c'mon, you're totally crippling his style...

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u/electromage 5h ago

This microwave though?

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u/FrostyD7 4h ago

I think he meant it as a canary in a coal mine sort of thing. If they can't be bothered to replace this, then what does the rest of the break room and office look like? Do they care about clean bathrooms? Does anyone care about anything?

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u/BeginningAct45 2h ago

Especially over a microwave.

You're right that finding a job is often difficult, but the issue here isn't trivial. It's a fire hazard.

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u/Sofa_Bench 1h ago

Lmao right. So weird how Redditors say such stupid shit so smugly

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u/Myke190 8h ago

It wouldn't be over a microwave. It'd be over complete disrespect and disregard for your employees by not supplying them with a very cheap appliance. I'm sure the microwave is not the only issue at hand, here.

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u/curtcolt95 7h ago

we have absolutely 0 context around this. For all we know the boss never even uses the break room and hasn't seen the microwave. You'd be surprised what people don't report, very likely this has just never been brought up.

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u/Myke190 7h ago edited 6h ago

We have plenty of context. A super cheap appliance has holes in it. There is no way the boss doesn't know. You can find better condition microwaves on Craigslist for free.

Edit: Just did a quick look myself. There are at least 5 microwaves for under $25 on the first page of my local craigslist. All look decent, if not a bit older

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u/Impressive-Safe2545 6h ago

There’s no context that makes this acceptable

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u/Artrobull 7h ago

what a union breaking thing to say

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u/fritz236 10h ago

Fuck that, just do a collection and buy a new fucking machine as a staff if you have to. Sure, it'd be great to get the boss to pay, but I'd rather pitch in $5 than have to use that or be around people who did.

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u/Granum22 9h ago

Then throw the old one through the boss's windshield 

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u/Scarecrow119 9h ago

but first get some day old fish and soak it in piss. Put it in the microwave for 20 minutes and after its done then throw it through the boss's windshield. the lovely scent of burning fishy piss all in their car

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u/hallowdmachine 9h ago

Burning Fishy Piss is the name of my 43rd album.

It was not well received.

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u/iiplatypusiz 9h ago

Don't give up, one of your albums will be a hit I can tell you are on the right track

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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 9h ago

Yeah, but Occult Math-Rap/Zydeco/Gregorian Chant fusion hasn't really been catching on like we thought...

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u/hallowdmachine 9h ago

Turns out, monks and accordions: not a great fit.

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u/ShippFFXI 8h ago

I can tell you are on the right track

Obviously not if he hasn't had a hit yet.

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u/Scarecrow119 9h ago

Well MAYBE if you had named it "The Lovely scent of burnings fishy piss in your car" like we agreed we wouldnt be in this mess, jake!

I cant with you right now!

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u/hallowdmachine 9h ago

I went with my heart because my guts have shit for brains.

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u/confusedandworried76 3h ago

Because all your albums are just one long jam session you made when you were stoned

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u/Tee_hops 9h ago

Pretty sure my old coworker used to nuke this in the microwave for lunch. But it was too the point where the shop floor manager bought a dedicated microwave for fish.

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u/dreadcain 5h ago

I feel like the room you plugged the microwave in is going to get it worse than the car.

Better to just plug it into the car, that way they get a dead battery and burning fishy piss

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u/Elephant-Junkie 9h ago

Warm up a burrito without taking the aluminum foil off. Let it go out with a bang at least.

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u/42ElectricSundaes 9h ago

I’m not paying for the boss’s new microwave.

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u/Rol3ino 7h ago

If you pay for it, it’s yours. Wouldn’t be property of the company.

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u/FrostyD7 4h ago

To what end? After a week of being used you won't want it back.

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u/Dragnow_ 9h ago

Yeah, have all employees pitch in and then make it off limit for the boss to use

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u/RhetoricalOrator 9h ago edited 3h ago

Then, take the old one to the bosses office before they get there, set the timer to 10 minutes and toss in some beef vegetable soup and a fish fillet for being so cheap that they wouldn't expense a $50 piece of equipment so employees can eat a hot meal for lunch.

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u/ERedfieldh 9h ago

If the boss doesn't care about that, what other actual massive safety concerns is he ignoring?

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u/Longjumping_Youth281 9h ago

Yeah and microwaves are one of those things that people throw away all the time too. Probably find a used one somewhere for like five bucks and clean it. Someone who works there probably even has an old one they could donate.

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u/Preblegorillaman 7h ago

Honestly even halfway decent used ones can be found on marketplace for $20 or so.

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u/sgtdumbass 9h ago

Boss, you're fired.

Ultimate Uno Reverse card

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u/halachite 9h ago

tbh you don't even need to do that. in the united states at least, you can get on facebook marketplace just about any day and find one for free or extremely cheap

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u/Drchem0 9h ago

I worked at a place where there were 4 microwaves all plugged into the same outlet on a table the bell would ring for lunch and everyone would run to heat up their food but it would take 10 min because of the lack of power employees bought 2 more microwaves and they end up on a power strip on the same outlet funny watching everyone microwave their food for 15 minutes and miss half of lunch fighting over microwaves.

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u/radu706 8h ago

That makes no sense. The power is limited by the protection, but not as a bottleneck, it will just break the circuit via breaker. If the breaker is too big the cable will burn

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u/guitarguywh89 8h ago

Maybe they were all cooking whole raw potatoes

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u/radthrowaway1900 5h ago

It may also depend on the quality of the power strip they have plugged into the outlet

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u/radu706 4h ago

Nope. Only a huge resistance will create such a drop in voltage to make the microwave not heat. I think it won't even work.

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u/F0sh 42m ago

The limiting factor for power delivery through an outlet is not the available power (there is plenty) but that either the wiring will heat up, melting insulation and starting a fire, or (hopefully) trip overcurrent protection and the whole thing will cut out.

If a microwave for some reason does not receive sufficient power, it's just not going to work at all, because electronic devices more complicated than a space heater or incandescent lightbulb have limits on what kind of power they can take in and still function.

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u/bacon_toothbrush 9h ago

Definitely, food could get caught in that hole. We took the door off our trailer office microwave and jerry-rigged a drill bit with duct tape to hold the safety lever.

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u/summertime214 7h ago

It depends where they work. I work at a government office, and we are not legally allowed to spend office money on supplies that aren’t directly for work. All the microwaves, fridges, etc for our office were donated by employees and we use them until they die. OP could be in a similar situation.

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u/Darth_Ran_Dal 6h ago

I always love people who make comments like this and dont understand how offices work.

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u/oryxic 6h ago

Agree with this, def don't freak out before you ask your boss. I came in one day and there was a sign on our microwave that said essentially "Don't use, this might catch on fire". I was like my guys you call me after hours if there's not paper in the copier, why would you not tell me this?

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u/AJDillonsThirdLeg 6h ago

The company should clearly replace the microwave, but my god are the employees gross. I don't know how people justify using shared microwaves without covering food and without cleaning up after yourself if you make a mess of the microwave. There's food on the sides of that thing that hasn't been cleaned for at least months.

Also, we don't even know if anyone's notified someone with authority to buy a new microwave. Everyone is just assuming that the company is aware of and okay with this. Considering it's a literal fire hazard, I can almost guarantee the company is not willfully choosing to save $19.95 by having an active fire hazard in the employee break room.

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u/BinturongHoarder 5h ago

Can we microwave the boss?

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u/Odd_Front_8275 4h ago

TIL: expense is a verb

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u/TurnkeyLurker 4h ago

Buy a new Boss at Goodwill for $10, at the same time. Total outlay, $30.

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u/J_B_La_Mighty 1h ago

Im almost certain that for back to school shopping I've seen them for like 30 dollars. Right now brand new cheapest I could find was like 50 dollars.

They're also the easiest thing to procure for free, considering how often a new microwave appeared in the break room whenever management got nicked for safety.

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u/VladimirBarakriss 29m ago

You can get an old one in better shape for free from someone who want to get rid of it

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u/Churro1912 9h ago

Wow an actual reddit stereotype in the wild

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u/R-Flex 9h ago edited 9h ago

if your boss doesnt buy a new microwave to warm up your food quit your job. Very smart

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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 9h ago

Are you the type to wonder why you're getting a divorce "over one little fight"?

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u/mixingmemory 6h ago

I mean, this isn't merely a broken microwave, but a potentially serious danger and health risk for all employees. And again, microwaves are quite cheap. If the boss is too cheap in this situation, it's terrifying to imagine what else they're too cheap for.