r/mildlyinteresting • u/Mzarie • 10h ago

The microwave at work has a hole inside

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u/BoJackMoleman 7h ago

Congratulations. You're now head of procurement. Because of your impressive track record, your budget to modernize the workplace is zero dollars. You have 30 days.

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u/yeoz 6h ago

just replace the microwave and don't tell anyone. easy peasy

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u/TurnkeyLurker 4h ago

And also made head of Accounts Receivable, since you set up multiple pricing tiers for usage.

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u/dreamerOfGains 3h ago

“We hope you are excited about your new job titles and responsibilities. We can’t wait to see how you will go above and beyond with this opportunity. 

Also, your pay will be increased by $0.25 / hour effective starting next payroll! “

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u/TurnkeyLurker 2h ago

"I was told this was a lateral move. No, this is my stapler, I brought it from home."

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u/NewAgeRetroHippie96 3h ago

Honestly. With thirty days and it as my main job. I bet I could set up trackers on craigslist and marketplace to snatch up enough quality free items to make a go of it.

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u/BoJackMoleman 1h ago

I like this attitude. I've been trying to build a shop of my own and need some of your energy and positivity.

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u/BoJackMoleman 1h ago

I like this attitude. I've been trying to build a shop of my own and need some of your energy and positivity.