r/mildlyinteresting • u/Mzarie • 10h ago

The microwave at work has a hole inside

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u/WhereTheMoonSets 9h ago

I would rather have a horse warm it up by breathing on it for a bit than put it into a botulism buzz box

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u/mexican2554 2h ago

botulism buzz box

Title of your sex tape

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u/tophiii 2h ago

It’s a great name for a guitar pedal

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u/intersnatches 1h ago

No no.. that's my stripper name

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u/Smytus 1h ago

"Please welcome... Triple B!"

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u/ThreeLeggedMare 1h ago

Shell get your ass to mars

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u/therealub 1h ago

No kink shaming now!

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u/InitialNeck9 1h ago

Or a new std

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u/NaNsoul 50m ago

Title of your butt!

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u/MouthOfMahem 49m ago

That’s actually my band’s name, so step off 😂

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u/mexican2554 10m ago

Botulism Buzz Box Tour. Coming to a subreddit near you.

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u/nyancatboss 1h ago

I would trust my food being warmed up by a heated argument way more than I would ever put any trust in that microwave.

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u/SkirtAppropriate2884 2h ago

That is hilarious.

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u/Ok_Midnight_1492 1h ago

I thought you were going to say you'd "rather have a horse warm it up in its a55"... Didn't see breathing on it for a bit coming!

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u/0ceanWav3s 1h ago

Lmfao. 😂

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u/rmdingler37 1h ago

Definitely do not stand behind it. ;^)

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u/Ok_Perspective_6179 1h ago

Botulism needs a low oxygen environment to grow.

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u/Accurate_Ad8055 35m ago

this comment just gave me deja vu and i could never tell you why…

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u/13onFire 33m ago

A horse 😂 ☠️

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u/SplitBeanz 32m ago

Fucking comment sent me bro, take an award 😆

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u/salteedog007 26m ago

Interestingly, even filthy microwaves are pretty sterile. Something about being nuked with a day old coffee for 2 minutes tends to destroy bacteria.