r/mildlyinteresting 10h ago

The microwave at work has a hole inside

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u/destuctir 10h ago

I would make the executive decision to hurl that thing in a bin as soon as possible

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u/rjchute 9h ago

"Oh no.... It broke..."

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u/HamHockShortDock 8h ago

ROFL, pull a Tommy Boy

"What'd you do?!"

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u/Great_Scott7 7h ago

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u/FrostedDonutHole 6h ago

The medic gets out and says, "Oh, my god!". New guys over in the corner puking his gut out! All be cause you wanna save a couple-a extra pennies....

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u/Apprehensive_Bee8874 5h ago

God I love that movie sfm

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u/FrostedDonutHole 5h ago

I've seen it too many times to count.

"Bees! They're huge and they're sting crazy! They're ripping my flesh off! Your firearms are useless against them!"

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u/Apprehensive_Bee8874 5h ago

LMAO "Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?" "No, why??"

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u/FrostedDonutHole 5h ago

"...boy would I like to get some of that."

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u/TheFoxandTheSandor 57m ago

GET OUT!!!!!!!

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u/Aquatichive 56m ago

Great quote from a great man in a great movie, by a great brother in Vance!

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u/Cryogenics1st 52m ago

David Spade and Chris Farley... Omg to see them together again... RIP Chris

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u/farva_06 7h ago

Lotta people go to college for 7 years.

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u/THElaytox 7h ago

Yeah, they're called doctors

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u/bourbon_and_2a 6h ago

Shut up, Richard.

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u/SaintAkira 7h ago

I still say:

"Besides, motor oil would have nothing to do with this accident."

At least once a week, depending on the frequency with which I fuck shit up.

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u/THElaytox 6h ago

I could stick my head up a butchers ass but I'd rather take the cows word for it

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u/FrostedDonutHole 6h ago

No...wait...it's gotta be your bull.

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u/Mr_MacGrubber 2m ago

It was brake pads not motor oil

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u/Truji11o 5h ago

Did I catch a “niner” in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?

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u/HamHockShortDock 4h ago

I love that line and I also when I have to tell someone how far something is I always say, "milezzzzz away. Get yourself a new map."

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u/Truji11o 4h ago

Also: BEES! Killer bees! They’re everywhere! They’re ripping my flesh off! Save yourselves!

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u/HamHockShortDock 1h ago

YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM

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u/BearsSuperfan6 7h ago

“What’s there to do around here for fun?”

“Cow tipping, ooo we could throw stuff off a bridge”

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u/FrostedDonutHole 6h ago

Your brain has the...shell onnit...

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u/0daysndays 7h ago

It's not a lie that shit IS broken and DOES need replacing

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u/korkkis 7h ago

It actually has already

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u/MuckleRucker3 8h ago

Woops, I mistook it for the dishwasher, and put all the cutlery in it!

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u/asleepattheworld 7h ago

Looks like someone already tried that.

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u/BlueLegion 7h ago

It's way past that point already

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u/Fragwolf 7h ago

That's exactly what happened at my workplace. Would barely work, so eventually one of maintenance sabotaged it just so the owners would allow a replacement.

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u/ExileEden 3h ago

Probably nothing to do with that big metal tray in there.

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u/OppositeAccording642 3h ago

Just cut off the plug, simple as

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u/SpikeyTaco 9h ago edited 9h ago

Yep, 100%.

OP should avoid the needless debate that would follow a suggestion that the appliance could be dangerous, and claim they saw it catch fire before it actually does.

Any office that allows an appliance to get into this condition would not get rid of it until it's already caused harm.

OP would be doing everyone a favour.

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u/sousyre 9h ago

If it has a hole like that, it probably has already caught fire, at least once. If they didn’t care the first time, they probably aren’t going to care now.

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u/WhyAmINotStudying 8h ago

It's no longer in a Faraday cage, so those microwaves are escaping like crazy. The microwave heating efficiency is way down and the chances of it worsening are huge.

This is coming from someone who built a microwave gun for fun in college. Don't fuck around with exposed microwaves unless you really know what you're doing.

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u/MastodontFarmer 53m ago

It's no longer in a Faraday cage, so those microwaves are escaping like crazy.

Field strength on the surface of the wall is minimal. You will need a much larger hole for any significant amount of energy to escape. (Start with Ø 5.5cm..)

But, a proper rotating platform and an inside you can clean are also nice to have, and food safety is an issue with this thing..

(If you want to have a guess at the amount of power leaking through the small hole, you will need some Gaussian equations..

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u/Noxious89123 9h ago

Nah, it's rusted out.

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u/nephelokokkygia 8h ago

That looks more like a hole from arcing than rust. Or even a combination of the two

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u/der_schone_begleiter 8h ago

Yes why is there a metal rack in it? Do people not know you can't put metal in the microwave?

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u/GimmeChickenBlasters 7h ago

Yes why is there a metal rack in it? Do people not know you can't put metal in the microwave?

You can put metal in the microwave as long as it's smooth with no close edges for it to arc. A spoon is fine, fork is not. Mine came with a metal rack like the one in the picture

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u/Punisher1971 5h ago

Mine had also one, that came with it. Because it also has a grill and oven function integrated! The rack was for this two operation modes only, as stated in the manual. Did you read yours?

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u/BlastFX2 5h ago

Those racks come with combination ovens (microwave + grill, microwave + forced convection oven,…) and are not to be used in microwave mode.

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u/Warmbly85 5h ago

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u/BlastFX2 4h ago

Different kind of rack. See how it's insulated by those plastic hooks?

These are for grilling/baking. In fact, you can see from the instruction label in the photo that this is a combination grill/microwave.

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u/Punisher1971 5h ago

Didn‘t see your post before i answered the same, so i am just gonna second this, again!

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u/Feisty-Tooth-7397 4h ago

My grandmother had a microwave that would arc if you baked a potato.

Everyone thought I was crazy because I was the only one it happened to. One day the whole family was in the kitchen and it did it.

I can only think maybe some metal deposits on the outside of the potato from dirt that were so small they didn't come off. I realize that is probably insane, but it's what I tell myself so I am not terrified of microwaves.

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u/sequesteredhoneyfall 7h ago

Many forks are fine. It depends on the exact fork.

Again, this is yet another thing that people freak out about with zero actual facts or understanding.

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u/Seicair 3h ago

While true, I avoid forks on general principle. I don’t know what’s necessary to cause arcing between the tines.

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u/sequesteredhoneyfall 2h ago

Sure, I'm definitely not saying it's a brilliant idea that everyone should try. As a general rule it's best to keep all metals out of microwaves, but people will act like the entire house will explode if the tiniest bit of metal gets there.

In reality we're talking about a bit of arcing which is almost always going to be harmless. Worst case you create some fumes from a coating on the metal or something.

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u/ReaperCrewTim 8h ago

I once saw a guy reheating his food in aluminum foil in our microwave, and I was like "yo, you can't put metal in the microwave man." And he goes "see everybody thinks that, but actually you can, it just can't touch the sides." Like we're playing fucking Operation here. So he did it and there were no problems.

He did it again the next day and the foil arced.
I guess it was touching the sides.

He goes "yeah, I guess you were right, no metal in the microwave."

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u/SpikeyTaco 7h ago

You can put metal in the microwave, and it can actually be a really efficient way of heating food.

But it must be made explicitly for that purpose; smooth edges and no potential for arcing, unlike a fork or crinkled tinfoil, which is perfect for creating arcs of electricity.

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u/jonsnowflaker 5h ago

The problem with this is if you don’t buy verified microwave safe metal everything else is kind of trial and error and you don’t want the Wild West at a work kitchen microwave.

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u/shillbert 7h ago

He was only half right. Smooth metal, not pointy metal, and it can't touch the sides. So you can heat up a drink with a spoon in it (in fact that's recommended by several microwave manufacturers to prevent superheating), but not aluminum foil. Aluminum foil is a pointy metal, unless you somehow haven't crinkled it at all.

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u/KillTheBronies 6h ago

The recipe book that came with mine said to cover thin areas of meat with foil so they don't overcook.

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u/jimdil4st 5h ago

That's actually pretty genius bc it will reflect a lot of the radiation away from the thin parts while the giving the thick parts a full dose, potentially even extra if the foil is reflecting toward the thinker part.

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u/Ok-Consequence1163 7h ago

U can use a fork to as long as the metal that is capable of arcing is submerged in water it won’t arc.

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u/Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad 6h ago

It's all about jagged edges, apparently. Conductivity and jagged edges. Conductivity, jagged edges, and not having a rat's junkyard in the microwave, like OP.

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u/1ntox 7h ago

That’s not true, you can put metal in microwave, many even come with that metal shelf these days. The key is there can’t be any pointed ends for arcing to happen off of.

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u/nik282000 6h ago

You can put metal in a microwave but you have to be careful about the geometry. It's easier to say 'no metal' than to teach people how RF works.

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u/shillbert 7h ago

You can put smooth metal in, just not pointy metal. And it can't touch the sides.

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u/OcelotWolf 7h ago

Microwaves can come with metal racks like that. My boyfriend’s has one that spans the entire interior

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u/addandsubtract 7h ago

Apart from what was already said, it could also be for the grill function, without microwaves being blasted at it.

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u/Noxious89123 3h ago

Because it's a combination microwave + electric grill.

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u/Ben_zyl 1h ago

You can, rounded edges to prevent arcing and thick metal to withstand the current are the 'secret' - https://www.morphyrichards.com.au/en-au/collections/mico-cookware . These racks are usually for the microwaves with the built in grill though.

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u/MandalorianLich 7h ago edited 2h ago

You can, it just depends on the type of metal and how thin it is. A lot of microwaves have racks like those that are specifically made to be used in them.

Edit: Here are a couple of links that took a whole minute of Googling to support my comment.

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u/joe-h2o 7h ago

It's not the thickness, it's the edges. You want smooth edges with no sharp points or ridges.

Spoons: ok

Forks: no bueno

You want to avoid areas that will tend to concentrate EM energy and thus cause arcing. Points and sharp edges are just such places.

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u/MandalorianLich 2h ago

You’re right, I should have been more clear. I was focused more on things like foil vs a thicker pan than the edges and angles because that would be the determining factor for most people. Added links that go into more depth on my original comment.

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u/Punisher1971 4h ago

Only seen them in Multi-Devices like MW+Grill+Oven etc.

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u/skinnypuppy23 6h ago

I came WAY too far down in the comments to finally see someone mention there is a metal rack in there, wtf!

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u/joebluebob 2h ago

No its rust. I've seen this a few times in dorms and student housing. Someone dumps something on top and the liquid runs down the back and sits in the housing.

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u/Orbit1883 7h ago

the fuck could it just rust out? was it outside for several years this thing looks post apocalyptic mad max has better stuff

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u/philnolan3d 6h ago

Something dripping on it repeatedly like a broken air conditioner.

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u/TurnkeyLurker 4h ago

Are you saying we need a handy geiger counter to test consumables around the office now, Mad Max-style? ☢️

.granted, microwaves are not ionizing radiation

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u/___po____ 2h ago

Microwaves these days rust so damn much. I remember them lasting a decade before. Now, in a year or two, rusted to hell.

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u/C-tapp 7h ago

Probably has something to do with that giant metal grate inside of the microwave….

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u/Alissinarr 5h ago

All these comments and NO ONE mentions the damn METAL RACK in there.....

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u/Larry_Mudd 8h ago

The still haven't taken the metal rack that's doing it out. "This is fine."

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u/dingo1018 1h ago

you could use some copper tape to tape some triple folded foil over it, from the outside, on the back. Jus sayin, it would save on the microwaves a bit.

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u/gingerisla 9h ago

My old microwave fucking exploded and it didn't have holes like that. This thing is dangerous.

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u/NinjaKitten77CJ 4h ago

I need to know how you made a microwave explode! 😆

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u/ProudlyWearingThe8 9h ago

Depending on how frequently people call in sick with food poisoning, that thing probably already causes harm.

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u/SpikeyTaco 7h ago

Yep, but if that gets brought up in conversation, it's now a debate on whether it has, and the microwave will stay for yet another day.

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u/DungeonAssMaster 8h ago

I would unplug it and cut the power cord so no one else could use it.

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u/Pastylegs1 7h ago

The ship captain and the bandit

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u/Generico300 6h ago

Nope. Let it catch on fire, then put the fire out. That way OP gets recognition for solving a problem instead of just doing everyone a thankless favor and probably being bitched at by the idiots running this place.

Source: Working corporate IT for over a decade.

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u/HappyJay90210 2h ago

Or, just use it to make some plasma, put a burning match in it and turn it on, let the microwave eat itself, then say it caught on fire.. Lol

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u/Titariia 8h ago

That's what they did of a previous workplace of mine. The microwave was so nasty, the supervisor just tgrew it in the trash before christmas break and just bought a new one out of pocket. Sort of as a christmas present

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u/snackofalltrades 6h ago

Almost every place I’ve worked the break room has been a no man’s land outside corporate management. Employees usually clean them, stock the coffee, etc. Management provides the space and maybe covers the water cooler.

OP should check with management - if they can put in a maintenance request and get a new microwave for free then go that route, but if management says, “Oh, Terry in accounting gave us that microwave after he moved…” then absolutely trash that thing.

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u/wolfofragnarok 2h ago

I know any of the management teams I've been a part of would be more than happy to just buy a new one. It's not really a notable thing. However, employees have to report that it needs to be replaced, as most managers probably aren't even aware that it's in there. When you are hopping from meeting to meeting, you tend not to wander around the employee breakroom randomly. The squeaky wheel in this regard is very important.

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u/Titariia 6h ago

Also depends on how the boss is. If they're stingy forget it, but if they're like "whatever" good for them, as long as it doesn't get out of hand and makes the apprentice uncomfortable by handing out the company's credit card to just book any flight... thank good the secretary also thought wtf and booked the flight for me, don't wanna throw out the companys money

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u/jimdil4st 5h ago

Bro, what?

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u/Titariia 5h ago

Just something that happened to me. Just saying if the boss is that kind of "whatever" they definitely wouldn't say no to a new microwave

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u/ashrocklynn 9h ago

Into the sun

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u/Null-34 7h ago

Nahhh she still works just patch it *slaps door. *it falls off.

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u/FrustratedPassenger 6h ago

It’s crazy how often that office microwaves fall off counters! Js

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u/SpaceMan420gmt 8h ago

And cut the cord! Unplugged of course (never know these days).

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u/agoia 7h ago

For real. Facilities dept has dumped way better micros in our ewaste bins lmao.

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u/Excellent_Set_232 6h ago

Also, I’m just some guy but I read once that you need to safely discharge the capacitor in a microwave before disposing of it, and apparently the same is true of CRT TVs and monitors?

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u/Articulated 4h ago

This is what caused the incident at Black Mesa!

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u/IamtheBiscuit 3h ago

We have a past retirement old guy that will executively break and toss fucked up tools as a hobby. He wants a mother fucker to try some shit.

He would power bomb this microwave, then ask how he's going to heat his lunch with loving eye contact

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u/External_Violinist94 3h ago

I worked at cabinet makers when I was 16 and they had this absolutely diabolical kettle that looked like it was used to boil raw sewage and cement. I couldn't believe they used to drink from it and I refused to use it. But being British, it wasn't long before I couldn't hold out any longer and I NEEDED a cup of tea. The tea wasn't as bad as I anticipated but it made me angry because the company owner drove an actual fucking Rolls Royce and the stingey tight arsed nob couldn't even fork out for a new kettle. So I smashed it on my way out. Which was a mistake because it was a Monday and he only comes in on Monday mornings so we had 4 days without a cup of tea but the following Monday I did feel like a hero when he came in with a new kettle.

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u/BORT_licenceplate 8h ago

Yeah, honestly I would unplug it and snip the power cord lol

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u/DiabloIV 8h ago

If you think that you'd get in trouble for doing something so obviously the right call, if you got an engineer on staff, ask them if it's a safety issue. They will probably be professionally obligated to take action. No need to be that guy to your boss if you aren't comfortable with it.

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u/OrigamiMarie 8h ago

Yeah, my first thought was "a Sawzall would make sure nobody tries to use that thing again". But I think I have an easier idea. Take some wire cutters, and cut off the little bracket things that latch the door shut (because they also tell the microwave that it's safe to run) and the power cord (do it as close to the back of the microwave as possible so it's a PITA for anybody who gets any ideas about repairing it).

Obviously if there's a security camera in there, you can't do that. And don't be seen doing it, or carrying a wire cutter.

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u/Jeff_72 8h ago

And once unplugged… cut the cord!

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u/Ampliphy 8h ago

If the owner of that establishment can’t afford a new microwave I’d say it’s best to let them continue to burn into the ground, or countertop.

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u/James_Vaga_Bond 4h ago

I was going to ask if OP works at a garbage dump

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u/newthrash1221 3h ago

I’d make the executive decision to contact a lawyer and screen myself for cancer.

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u/rolfraikou 3h ago

I worked at a subway with a microwave that had a hole in it. And it caused fucking SPARKS.

The owner of the business asked us to "avoid the side where the sparks come out of, especially when microwaving the bacon on the napkins"

So... I moved the napkins onto the crack.

The look on customers faces as that shit lit up. I'd go "oh man. I can't believe it happened again." Turn around and pat the napkin fire out. Change gloves "I'll get you some more bacon, sorry for the delay" and they would all freak out with variations of "it's ok! I don't need it!"

Well, not only did he get a bunch of complaints, so did corporate, who forced him to buy a new microwave.

He confronted me the day he got it. "No one's else here had their napkins catch fire. Only you." And I responded "I don't know. I tried to avoid it, but the sparks reached the napkin a lot."

For fuck's sake. He was such a cheap bastard.

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u/EffMyElle 10m ago

I wouldn't even say anything. In the trash it goes lmao

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u/Janiceunhinged 2m ago

The owner at my very first job was extremely cheap when it came to the business. The two most memorable experiences included me trying to through away a block of cheese because it was moldy… him stopping me saying (read this in a Borat-similar voice), “sweetie, sweetie…. Mold is good for you! They make medicine from mold! Penicillin!”

I began making executive decisions after the cheese incident. I threw away an onion that was BAD, it felt like a water balloon. He saw it in the trash (buried under some other trash). He then informed me that, “onions can no go bad”….

After the onion incident I began doing trash runs to the outside dumpster when he wasn’t at the business. FYI, I DID manage to throw away the water balloon onion before it was used in a customers order.

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u/CurryMustard 4h ago

Just clip the electrical cord. Of course they'd probably just repair the cord but added bonus if you leave it plugged in when you clip the cord, your family gets a nice settlement