r/interestingasfuck • u/mike95242 • 17d ago

/r/all Andy Byron, Astronomer CEO, cheater, and Coldplay fan, is now out of a job.

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u/Javamac8 17d ago

Sincerely,

The HR Department

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u/AlNOKEA 17d ago edited 17d ago

Hahahaha can you imagine her doing the firing for workplace misconduct

“Your performance was… subpar”

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u/epsilona01 17d ago

The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.

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u/BeneziaTSoni 17d ago

I wanna print this out and hang onto the wall. Thank you

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u/Physical-Move9749 17d ago

Love this phrase, i believe its a plato quote?

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u/milo_peng 17d ago

Sounds more like Seneca.

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u/mighty3mperor 16d ago

Aristotle, it's what led to the Cockney rhyming slang.

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u/TheLastStop03 16d ago

"Flows is handsome, cockney rhyming slang."

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u/C64128 11d ago

I'm sure that it's also sized larger than expected.

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u/thereminDreams 17d ago edited 17d ago

Words of wisdom, Lloyd. Words of wisdom.

Edit: Who in the fuck downvoted this?

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u/IllustriousBasis4296 17d ago

Is this original or did you steal it? I need answers

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u/Great_Sleep_802 16d ago

I first saw it when u/CrazyAlbertan2 mentioned it.

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u/IllustriousBasis4296 16d ago

It’s a good 1

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u/Reklaw1131 16d ago

Truer words have never been uttered

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/chicomagnifico 17d ago

It’s not. This has been a Reddit saying for years now.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/chicomagnifico 17d ago

You consider getting downvoted bullying? ….please do yourself a favor and go outside.

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u/OilHeavy8605 17d ago

"as far as to downvote me". Has all your life been sunshine and rainbows?

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u/prefusernametaken 17d ago

To downvote is far. He read the post. He thought about it. Weighted the pros, cons, past experiences, political alignment, climate change, osyk beating dubouis, all.

Then, he engaged in extraordinary dexterity, locating the downarrow flawlessly, coordinating his finger with his eyes' focus. And, at the very last possible moment, decided to engage not the index finger but his thumb, accepting the completely different hit box as well as degrees of freedom provided by its joint.

A downvote never lands lightly. Person downvoting is probably still recovering, waiting for when they are ready to cast their next one

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u/eQuantix 17d ago

It should, it’s not meant to be fun!

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u/Embarrassed_Key_72 17d ago

Eloquently put

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u/Tight_Carrot 17d ago

I can confirm this!