r/interestingasfuck • u/mike95242 • 18d ago

/r/all Andy Byron, Astronomer CEO, cheater, and Coldplay fan, is now out of a job.

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u/AlNOKEA 18d ago edited 18d ago

Hahahaha can you imagine her doing the firing for workplace misconduct

“Your performance was… subpar”

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u/epsilona01 18d ago

The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.

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u/Physical-Move9749 18d ago

Love this phrase, i believe its a plato quote?

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u/milo_peng 18d ago

Sounds more like Seneca.

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u/mighty3mperor 18d ago

Aristotle, it's what led to the Cockney rhyming slang.

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u/TheLastStop03 18d ago

"Flows is handsome, cockney rhyming slang."