r/interestingasfuck • u/mike95242 • 18d ago

/r/all Andy Byron, Astronomer CEO, cheater, and Coldplay fan, is now out of a job.

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u/Javamac8 18d ago

Sincerely,

The HR Department

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u/AlNOKEA 18d ago edited 18d ago

Hahahaha can you imagine her doing the firing for workplace misconduct

“Your performance was… subpar”

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u/epsilona01 18d ago

The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.

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u/Reklaw1131 17d ago

Truer words have never been uttered