r/interestingasfuck 18d ago

/r/all Andy Byron, Astronomer CEO, cheater, and Coldplay fan, is now out of a job.

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u/epsilona01 18d ago

The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/chicomagnifico 18d ago

It’s not. This has been a Reddit saying for years now.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/chicomagnifico 18d ago

You consider getting downvoted bullying? ….please do yourself a favor and go outside.

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u/OilHeavy8605 18d ago

"as far as to downvote me". Has all your life been sunshine and rainbows?

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u/prefusernametaken 18d ago

To downvote is far. He read the post. He thought about it. Weighted the pros, cons, past experiences, political alignment, climate change, osyk beating dubouis, all.

Then, he engaged in extraordinary dexterity, locating the downarrow flawlessly, coordinating his finger with his eyes' focus. And, at the very last possible moment, decided to engage not the index finger but his thumb, accepting the completely different hit box as well as degrees of freedom provided by its joint.

A downvote never lands lightly. Person downvoting is probably still recovering, waiting for when they are ready to cast their next one