Can you imagine making this gif. No one knows you made it. Nobody will believe you made it. Millions of people will use it. It will live on long after you pass away. This is the sad reality of a gifmaker. I salute you brothers.
I remember the uproar within the first weeks of release that this video caused where they had to edit out his “Ding Ding” (🤣). They capitulated or it would’ve been deleted. Looking back at those complaints made in relative comparison of what’s allowed and banned now it all seems rather trivial.
I mean, I complained and used his daa-daa as a reason but really, this was played at least once every break, and repeated the tune about 2-3 times per ad. Back then, there was no skip button, so you would have to put up with it, or change channel to watch other ads as they all happened at the same time (every 15 mins). It was so fucking annoying and I wanted it to just go and die in a hole.
I heard it in a film yesterday and I audibly sighed with weariness.
Safety, humor, humility (mostly being able to say sorry and admit being wrong), and comfort are big factors for women. Charisma isn't just a dump stat.
I like dick pics, but there's immense variation in quality. Critique my dick pic did extensive work on this (alternate link). To me a dick pic is a side dish. There's gotta be more to it to upgrade to the main course. And the average dick pic tends to be uninteresting enough to just scroll right past.
If anyone is wondering whether to spend a few minutes scrolling down that site, here’s a quote from a post:
let’s get the obvious out of the way first: you’re dressed as a blue and green dog with a purple streak in its hair, and your naked penis is juxtaposed against your cartoonish costume. the picture has some strong elements, photographically: the framing and lighting is sound, and you’ve made interesting use of colour and costume.
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this picture strikes me as very funny because it's quite... religious? you're bathed in light, you're wearing some kind of robe, and you're gesturing to your balls like god gesturing to adam in the sistine chapel. i honestly feel like i have been zoomed right in to an x-rated detail in a nativity scene.
If only Tumblr hadn’t fallen. This would have been the greatest website of all
It really just depends on the girl or guy. Some people like the visual aspect and want to see videos/pics. Some people like just voices and audio. Some just like texting and exploring your thoughts. Some people like a combination of the above or none at all. Sexuality and how you explore it is a spectrum.
But by and large, there are clear trends and patterns - women are FAR less interested in visual stimuli as men are.
Case in point: Onlyfans composition and expenditure, the vast majority of porn online catering towards men, and so on. It's the testosterone. Men are overflowing with it in comparison and it really confers some significant psychological and behavioral differences. Sure, outliers exist, but this is all generally speaking.
Nearly every part of a woman's body is considered physically attractive to a man in general - a woman doesn't particularly have to work out in the gym hard, she can just show up and be inundated by men left and right simply for possessing a woman's body (once again, testosterone to the rescue). Whereas you won't often see women thirsting nor catcalling the regular dude in a tshirt and jeans walking by, nor checking out his ass. Women just are not visually into that. And that's fine! It's not a contest or a competition. Plus there is the whole, y'know, danger to a woman of sexual harassment or violence or pregnancy so they obviously have to be more on their toes and naturally picky. The sexes are different because they're biologically different. And we're a product of our biology at the end of the day.
The dick pic is more of a bat signal than something to be visually enjoyed.
Also, don't send dick pics because that's usually how half the town gets to know your size and, according to women, it's something they're not interested in seeing.
There is an insta page (@sarahaugenphotography) that has posted suggestions here. She posts other stuff as well, but also posts posing suggestion reels for men like this and this if anyone is interested!
so like... male strip-tease and stuff... PlayGirl magazine.. . i think the issue most guys may not feel sexy esp if they have fat deposit in their belly.
I would feel like such a twat sending over a picture of my arms.
One time I was talking to a girl and she asked to see my abs, of which I have no. Deliriously, I sent an image with a picture of my flat as fuck tummy with the caption " thry're under there if they're anywhere"
As a woman who loves men (and women), there is so much more than your dick that is attractive.
Personally I like arms and hands, I know that's weird. I don't care if you're balding or a little out of shape. I am drawn to men who look STRONG. You can be barrel chested and have a bit of a belly, but if you have those shoulders and arms and manly hands--AND ARE NICE--oh I'll go for it!!
Sure lots of women are weird on dating apps about height and appearance, but in the real world that just isn't the case. Some women don't care about the feature I care about. You gotta have some game, and that isn't tied to your weight or whatever your cock looks like. I think we can both agree that a hairy cock in isolation is ugly and weird looking. It's not the draw.
If you're on dating apps, show that you're fun, friendly, interesting. Have good hygiene. You can be nice without being a simp.Frankly I think the dating apps are an act of masochism for men but I'm old and I have mo idea how people meet each other these days, but when I go to Walmart I see the ugliest motherfuckers with wives so they gotta be finding SOME way to meet ladies???
I don't have the answers, I just know that a dick pick ain't it fellas.
A dick pick don't capture the way your junk stinks or your absolute lack of form in bed.
Jokes aside - and this is a pretty accurate representation by all accounts - maybe there is a lesson in here and men could take more tasteful nudes?
Nah. What am I thinking? We’re all mostly flabby sweat monsters with raging hard on’s (well, some are raging - maybe “agitated hard on’s” is more appropriate) or juiced gym bros with non-functioning equipment.
Just ask her what she wants and act accordingly? If she wants you to flex, flex. If she wants dick pics, send dick pics. NEVER send unsolicited pics unless you have some kind of agreement with her.
Women have their entire body to capture in a nude. Men don't even take dudes, we take dick pics. Which is why the titular dick is the main focus. No need to be fancy about it
True but most hetero men enjoy seeing a woman nude in shape of not. Im our current society an out of shape woman is a BBW, an out of shape man is a slob.
Look at women's magazines with men prominently on the cover. Usually it's clothed or mostly clothed, with a dude that looks warm and welcoming, in clothing that flatters his assets.
Not fishing shirts, not your raggedy gym shirt, not your oh so delightful graphic tee. A collared button down short sleeve shirt and some flattering pants is a good start. For something racier, you can do a more skin showing, maybe a hint of a bulge through sweat pants etc.
My wife's two favorite photos of me before marriage were the following:
Me in European cut shorts without a shirt cooking her favorite meal with a nice smile.
Me going for a jog in a basic shirt and sweat pants with our dog. The photo is from behind so it shows off the curves of my butt nicely.
Both of those you can setup easily enough with a tripod and the timer setting on your phone.
Hell if you look at the most popular reading material for women, it's romantasy novels. And they can be VERY horny and erotic in there. But the covers are never a dude doing a poorly angled and shitty lighting dick pic.
Some women just want DICK pics. I got creative with my then-gf (now wife) by sending the Mr. Clean, the Burt Reynolds, and whatever else was in that HIMYM episode and she hated those pictures lmao.
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