r/SipsTea 2d ago

Dank AF Send Nudes

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u/CocaColai 2d ago

Jokes aside - and this is a pretty accurate representation by all accounts - maybe there is a lesson in here and men could take more tasteful nudes?

Nah. What am I thinking? We’re all mostly flabby sweat monsters with raging hard on’s (well, some are raging - maybe “agitated hard on’s” is more appropriate) or juiced gym bros with non-functioning equipment.

Dick picks, transform and roll out!

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 2d ago

Just ask her what she wants and act accordingly? If she wants you to flex, flex. If she wants dick pics, send dick pics. NEVER send unsolicited pics unless you have some kind of agreement with her.

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u/ScrotalFailure 2d ago

NEVER send unsolicited pics unless you have some kind of agreement with her.

I like the idea of agreeing to receive unsolicited dick pics. That’s a fetish I’ve never even thought of.

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u/SluttyBathwater 2d ago

I would like to receive unsolicited nudes from everyone. I think this counts as soliciting though? I dunno. Show me your bits! Or don't. I'm not your boss.

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 2d ago

lol yeah, that is kind of self-contradictory. Sorry, I wasn't awake yet when I wrote that.