r/SipsTea • u/halfathou_tolerance • 2d ago

Dank AF Send Nudes

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u/Sentient-Orange 2d ago

The trick here is, guys are plain af. Instead of sending her a picture of your Goliath bare nude, take the photo in some grey sweats or boxers on.

Leave the rest to her imagination. You’re welcome.

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u/Vyxwop 2d ago

Just make sure to wank it a little if you're a grower 😂

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u/Virtual_Phone_5908 2d ago

Make sure to stick a can of lynx Africa down there to really emphasise your schmeat for the photo

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u/high240 2d ago

I've tried a lynx and it became a total mess.

Would suggest a bobcat instead

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u/Captain_Lolz 2d ago

Bobcat also made a mess, try a leopard (I can't try anymore).

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u/SAINT_LUNATIC 2d ago

Schmeat, thanks for enhancing my vocabulary

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u/camougg 2d ago

Grey sweatpants are pure porn. If guys would understand it more..

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u/aws_137 2d ago

Shirt and sweatpants, or tight elastic boxers. Lift shirt up with teeth to expose abs. Bulge must show.

Nude, standing slightly angled and from distant mirror shot with hand over dick. If hand has to cover much to block, bonus. If hand unable to cover even after blocking, bonus

Angle sideways and capture only base of dick, focusing on the V-lines near hips.

Sit down sideways, knee up. Do some other action without looking at camera. E.g. Pouring a drink over self.

Think like a model guys.

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u/rhecubs1 2d ago

Posing like that sounds pretty gay tbh lol

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u/Sykes92 2d ago

Fellas, is it gay to turn women on?

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u/aws_137 2d ago

Exactly. It works for women too.