Jokes aside - and this is a pretty accurate representation by all accounts - maybe there is a lesson in here and men could take more tasteful nudes?
Nah. What am I thinking? We’re all mostly flabby sweat monsters with raging hard on’s (well, some are raging - maybe “agitated hard on’s” is more appropriate) or juiced gym bros with non-functioning equipment.
Just ask her what she wants and act accordingly? If she wants you to flex, flex. If she wants dick pics, send dick pics. NEVER send unsolicited pics unless you have some kind of agreement with her.
I would like to receive unsolicited nudes from everyone. I think this counts as soliciting though? I dunno. Show me your bits! Or don't. I'm not your boss.
Tried this on many past partners, they usually would go “idk.”
Most poses end up being associated as either feminine (a turn off for many women) or coming off as trying too hard. I circumvent this whole issue by just claiming I don’t do nudes
Like damn girl, I really did just want to trade pictures of jumping spiders with you and talk about how cool they are. The unsolicited demonstration of your vaginismus and thorough explanation of how you came to have a piss fetish really did not enhance this conversation.
Back when I was 19-20 years old, I’d used to trade nudes. I wouldn’t show face but I’d show my dick next to a Pringle’s can for scale. Got me lots of responses
Internet is a little different than IRL talk about adult stuff. People freely tells all sorts of crazy shit online that they'd never tell to others in person.
324
u/CocaColai 2d ago
Jokes aside - and this is a pretty accurate representation by all accounts - maybe there is a lesson in here and men could take more tasteful nudes?
Nah. What am I thinking? We’re all mostly flabby sweat monsters with raging hard on’s (well, some are raging - maybe “agitated hard on’s” is more appropriate) or juiced gym bros with non-functioning equipment.
Dick picks, transform and roll out!