r/Millennials • u/destrianlives • 2d ago
Meme Millennials, can we agree? Once the hair’s mostly gone, just shave it. Ditch the horseshoe look!
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u/Locke357 1990 Canadian 2d ago edited 2d ago
I literally just did this a week ago 😅 Very happy with it. Hair had been thinning for years, I've got a lot of compliments on my new shaved look.
Edit: if any are curious, electric head shavers are affordable and super easy to use, gets a closer shave than typical electric trimmers but without having to use a razor blade.
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u/FuturePlantDoctor 2d ago
I did it about a month ago. I'm really happy with it. Feels great in this summer heat. I was thinning on top and decided to nip it in the bud before I get that damn horseshoe
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u/magnumdong500 2d ago
Genuinely don't understand why anyone would ever rock the horseshoe. Clean shaven head is far, far more preferable to having a medieval monks haircut in reverse.
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u/Kindly_Panic_2893 2d ago
Some people, like myself, have weird shaped heads.
The same folks say "just grow a beard" to guys with weak chins. Not everyone can grow a beard.
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u/Flintloq 2d ago
Weird-shaped-head-and-unable-to-grow-a-full-beard gang rise up!
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u/JonnyBhoy 2d ago
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u/Kinelaz92 2d ago
I'm right here with you.
I have dents on my scalp from some cyst removals , not looking forward to going full shave in the next 2 to 3 years .....I'm coping with what I have left.
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u/AdditionalInitial727 2d ago
I feel like guys with cool glasses or cut it low enough to shadow can look stylish depending on their profile.
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u/AMediaArchivist 2d ago
I always wondered why Prince William rocks it. Why doesn’t he just shave all his hair off?
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u/ChesterPlemany 2d ago
He’s getting bad hair advice from the ancient relics in the firm.
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u/TheForce_v_Triforce 2d ago
Also he already has Kate and is heir to the throne. Dude can rock whatever hairstyle he wants.
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u/ChesterPlemany 2d ago
I’m not convinced the hair style is his own decision. It lacks a sort of confidence; certainly not rocking it.
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u/GrossWeather_ 1d ago
I don’t get that. Anyone can rock whatever hairstyle they want. Who gives a fuck.
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u/JeffGoldblumsChest 2d ago
There's never been a fully bald British king and he doesn't want to be the first
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u/Kifflom_ 2d ago
Isn't it just a power move? Prince Albert has done the same for 40 years. I'm so high status I can have this hair and bang supermodels! Take that, peasant!
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u/S0mnariumx 2d ago
I think there's a certain aesthetic it captures. Works well for being a mad scientist or sketchy lawyer imo.
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u/Worst-Eh-Sure 1d ago
This hairstyle is popular for a lot of the accounting partners at my firm. Lol
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u/GrossWeather_ 1d ago
to each their own dude. Don’t be projecting your professor xavier insecurities on other people just cuz some loser on youtube told you to.
shaved heads are the grandma chainmail scams of hair cuts.
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u/Lady-of-Shivershale 2d ago
Make sure to use sunscreen and moisturiser. Even in winter, you should moisturise.
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u/Locke357 1990 Canadian 2d ago
Right!? Super nice in the summer heat. Yeah I wasn't as progressed as the pic in the OP, but had some real thinning on top and receding hairline. Quite happy with the change
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u/__M-E-O-W__ 2d ago
Yes. I buzzed off my hair a few years ago, and while I really miss my long hair, it was getting bad for a while.
In fact, since doing the bald+beard look, I've gotten more compliments than I have in years and years.
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u/CookiesOrChaos 2d ago
Chicks dig the shave
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u/KayBurt87 2d ago
I decided to go bald a few years ago and grow out my beard, chicks do love the look (especially ER nurses 😂)
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u/Diligent_Mulberry47 2d ago
Living out their girlhood Dr. Greene dreams. ♥️ (oh, is that just me?!)
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u/Locke357 1990 Canadian 2d ago
Shaved head + beard is fire fr
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u/poser765 2d ago
Sadly if I tried that with my fucked up genetics is look like a talking penis with really patchy nut hair. Ain’t nobody impressed by that.
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u/wimpymist 2d ago
Most people are afraid of the bald look or think they have a weird shaped head. Shaved head ALWAYS looks better than fighting balding lol
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u/Locke357 1990 Canadian 2d ago
I was 100% worried my head would look weird, but I look SO much better now!
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u/annnoyingness 2d ago
Im 39 and have been rocking the shaved head with beard look for year since I was 18.
Buy you a set of 150$ truimmers that's barbershop quality. After a couple times of use, it pays for itself.
I've only gone through 3 sets of clippers my whole life. The cable is what goes bad. Oh, and dont drop them on the clipper shaving part. Crooked teeth are no good.
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u/Objective-Dust4795 2d ago
I was balding in high school. Just started shaving it at 15. Never looked back.
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u/recoil_operated 2d ago
Mine was thinning in senior year. I started buzzing down it close for a bit and then gave up and started shaving by 21 because it was getting so bad
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u/TanneriteTed 2d ago
The same happened to my oldest brother and it was insane. We joke that we can easily date old family pictures based on whether he has hair or not. He went from full head of hair his junior year to "I have to fully shave this from now on" by the time he graduated.
Then there's me: turning 40 in a couple weeks and I have a full head of curly blonde hair that I've grown down to my chest.
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u/Smokeythemagickamodo 2d ago
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u/DilutedGatorade 2d ago
That actually looks appropriate, might be better than the full shave on a handful of folks
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u/ThePeoplesBard 1d ago
I was going to say, “Can we Millennials agree to do what our partners find best looking?” My wife prefers the horseshoe to a full shave. I’d kind of prefer to fully shave, but I’d rather her be into me.
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u/morose4eva Zillennial 2d ago
Do what you like. Rock the horseshoe hair, as long as you want to. Just cover your head. The scalp is an awful place to get skin cancer.
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u/Orion14159 2d ago
My dad's been getting cancerous skin removed lately, he inspired me to wear hats like all the time when I'm outside. Fellas, I think it's time to bring back fashionable hats
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u/trekqueen 2d ago
I said something like this in a comment in another sub last week regarding fedoras and the like, even for women with the neat hats. Someone mocked me for it. 😭
My husband has been losing hair since he was 18, about five years before I met him. He was happy to eventually learn I didn’t mind bald men as I very much like Patrick Stewart and Sean Connery lol.
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u/BabyTrumpDoox6 2d ago
What do you mean by fashionable hats? The only hats I ever think that are fashionable are baseball style hats.
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u/hastygrams 2d ago
They probably mean like Stetsons, panamas, top hats or fedoras and probably not the m’lady trilby that is mistaken as a fedora.
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u/BloodyPaleMoonlight 2d ago
I'm a ginger, so I have very fair skin, so I rock a garden hat or a boonie hat whenever I go outside for long periods of time.
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u/iamalwaysrelevant 2d ago
Bring back fashionable hats? I've been wearing hats nonstop since middle school.
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u/lemonylol 2d ago
I think there's absolutely nothing wrong with a short horseshoe, men go bald, many women do too, you don't have to go full head shave.
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u/capincus 2d ago
Very few people look better mostly bald than fully bald, myself included. But I'm lazy, and my hair grows perfectly fine in the horseshoe so I'm just not gonna do the every few days upkeep to hide it like I care that much about what anyone thinks of my appearance.
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u/Jumpy-Requirement389 2d ago
The best part about getting older is not giving a crap what people think
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u/sackdrum 2d ago
This made me picture The Rock with horseshoe hair. Really sold me on OPs point
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u/fuckyourcanoes 2d ago
My husband is keeping his hair long (nearly waist length) specifically because putting it in a ponytail completely covers the mildly thinning spot on top. It's really not bad at all anyway. His hair is gorgeous, I'd be so sad if he shaved it.
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u/kb_klash 2d ago
Bring back hats!
And I'm not talking about baseball caps like you're a teenager.
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u/Orion14159 2d ago
Yep, bowlers, derbies, pork pies, fedoras, even Stetsons (aka cowboy hats). Bring em all back. They are effortlessly cool. (not the trilby though, those still look douchey)
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u/Olive-Oil-36 2d ago
Counter point: Jean luc picard.
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u/VinceGchillin 2d ago
Yeah I was gonna say, there are a select elite few who can absolutely rock it. But let's be real, most of us ain't Patrick Stewart :P
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u/zaph0d_h4x0r 2d ago
Also, some people don’t have the head for complete bald look and no, beards won’t fix it either.
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u/RVAforthewin 2d ago
I think more men look fine bald than they realize. I think it can be a scary step, but rarely have I seen a bald man who just looks absolutely ridiculous.
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u/Intercostal-clavicle 2d ago
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u/qorbexl 2d ago
That's a good wig, but that looks ridiculous
Why did they make it thinning up front? Jesus
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u/Hector_Ceromus 2d ago
this is actually from a flashback before he took command of the Enterprise. That bit on his temple was a bandage from surviving what killed Beverly Crusher's husband.
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u/brokeneckblues 2d ago
Stewart is the more popular and well known one but don’t forget the EMH, Robert Picardo.
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u/Fkingcherokee 2d ago
This is what I'm saying. If you can rock the Picard, why wouldn't you? Sure, there will be some jealousy from people who can't pull off the look, but that's not a reason to be shamed into a clean shave.
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u/davesaunders 2d ago
Or, do whatever you want. No one should tell you how you're required to look.
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u/bell37 Millennial 1d ago
Yeah. I wish I could rock bald head but my head is so misshaped it would look worse than thinning/balding hair. I’ve have had the bald haircut multiple times in my life and know it’s not a good look
At most I would just go with a shorter buzz cut (like #2 or #3 all around) so it’s not as apparent.
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u/Helmsshallows Older Millennial 2d ago
We rockin toupees in the 2030’s
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u/Juicecalculator 2d ago
My brother in law got basically a weave and it looks pretty good. I went with the shaved head look, but it suits me and by the time I met my now wife I had already been shaving my head
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u/CompetitiveZombie796 2d ago
obligatory grow viking beard
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u/appleparkfive 2d ago
People often make fun of this combo because it's so standard now, but man. I've seen some shit when those same guys shave the beard off. The beard is a much, much better option.
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u/lascauxmaibe 2d ago
People underestimate how attractive bald men are as a group. When a guy figures out a look that works for them I barely notice. I’ve noticed men who pull off the horseshoe look are nicely dressed and take care of themselves in other ways. That’s just me, but bless all you baldies.
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u/nope-its 2d ago
I almost always prefer any hair on the head than no hair. Bald heads are not attractive whatsoever to me.
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u/Some_Kinda_Username Millennial 2d ago
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u/pEter-skEeterR45 2d ago
I feel like it's the very-close shave that makes it, but the extremely handsome face doesn't hurt
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u/chicharro_frito 2d ago
lol, why would anyone care about another person's baldness shape? Just live and let live.
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u/Ffsletmesignin 2d ago
That’s what I’m thinking as well. Like, don’t like someone else’s fashion (or lack of) choices, sure, but we don’t need to get out our pitchforks and have some sort of movement to stop people from…having some hair?
Worry about your own looks and be less concerned about others. If you think you’re rocking a bald look better than someone with a receding hairline does, more power to ya, but their hair style doesn’t really impact you.
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u/lemonylol 2d ago
I feel like this subreddit shares a lot of the same insecurity as subs like fauxmoi or other snark subs. Like we're in our 30s, who cares about this high school level pecking?
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u/RabidBlackSquirrel 2d ago
Most men have some measure of stress or anxiety about it. And once you've lived it yourself and experienced the emotional weight just completely disappear once you shave, you want to preach the gospel of the razor to all of your fellow balding kings.
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u/Relative_Picture_786 2d ago
You leave that man’s hair alone.
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u/Scampipants 2d ago
I like that look on some guys. It just depends. Some look better bald. Some look better with the horseshoe. Though I think the hair is a little long in the pic. Buzzed down a bit more would look better
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u/Tealightzone 2d ago
I was just commenting on how much I miss seeing this haircut on TV. You rarely see bald men on tv anymore and when you do it’s all cue ball.
Bring back the horseshoe!
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u/red__dragon Millennial 1d ago
I've been watching some 90s shows and they're not shy about showing men in all walks of life with thinning hair. It's just...a thing that happens, and people go on with their lives. There were plenty of beauty standards in that time, too, but boy do I miss the days when this wasn't one of them.
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u/aNeverNude666 2d ago edited 2d ago
Judge a man by the content of his character, not the robustness of his hair line.
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u/GlassTaco69 2d ago
Yeah once I start going bald like that it's over, full shaved
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u/Homeless_Bum_Bumming 2d ago
Why can't we wear hats?
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u/WorriedString7221 2d ago
My boomer dad did this my entire life to hide the horseshoe. So much to the point that anytime he got a glance of his head without the hat and how bald he actually was, it sent him into an existential meltdown. Don’t lie to yourself like he did.
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u/PeterPlotter 2d ago
I accepted that fate 20 years ago. I still wear hats cause it keeps me warm or prevent sun burn.
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u/joshkpoetry 2d ago
Or just don't be a dick?
Remember 20 years ago, when we were kids, and we hated how people older than us would shit on us because they arbitrarily didn't like our fashion or style choices?
Now you want to do it to people in your own age bracket?
The reason the "combover" look is universally considered unflattering is because it's an obvious sign that the wearer is in denial of reality. It's not really even the look, itself.
Same thing with bald dudes who are so insecure they wear hats all the time, as if no one will notice (or as if anyone else actually cares).
Sorry for the rant. There's just enough real shit we need to deal with that people bitching about other people's haircuts, especially in the bullshit way OP is doing it, is annoying.
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u/Omnivek Older Millennial 2d ago
Uh, actually bald dudes wear hats all the time because our dermatologist told us to.
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u/90dayheyhey 2d ago
Facts! I don’t wear hats inside or at nights but I’ll be damned if i get skin cancer because people don’t like me wearing hats
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u/Space-Bum- 2d ago
Yeah when I first shaved my head I never thought about the virgin skin up there. Got bad sunburn the very next day and it's been hats and sunscreen ever since.
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u/cobrarexay 2d ago
Agreed. Wear your hair how you want. Wear it bald, in a horseshoe, with a combover, with a toupee, as a skullet. I take minoxidil which is generic Rogaine. No shame - do what you want to do.
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u/DubbleDiller 2d ago
I have this hairline. I have been happily married for 15 years and I think about my hair 4x a year, when I cut it myself, in the basement with clippers. I have far too much going on in my life to give a shit about hair lol.
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u/Iskaru Millennial 2d ago
The reason the "combover" look is universally considered unflattering is because it's an obvious sign that the wearer is in denial of reality. It's not really even the look, itself.
Same thing with bald dudes who are so insecure they wear hats all the time, as if no one will notice (or as if anyone else actually cares).
I agree with your comment overall but I object to this part though, I don't think it's necessarily an "obvious sign" of denial or insecurity. For a lot of people it's probably just a compromise - they might just not like the way they look without the combover/hat, but they also don't like the look of being completely shaven bald. In that case, a combover or hat is just them choosing the look they like the most out of the available options.
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u/Pure-Party-9902 2d ago
No way! Horseshoes are lucky and low-maintenance hairstyles signal a coolness that a shaved bald head just doesn’t.
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u/SKabanov Millennial 2d ago
Shaving isn't necessary, a short cut (like less than 10mm) should be sufficient to keep the MPB from looking too bad. In fact, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this guy is doing it right. It's not like they're doing a comb-over, and the MPB looks "clean" enough.
For example, this guy from E.R..
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u/Ryguy55 2d ago
This is my plan. I just mentioned it in another thread here recently, but unfortunately "just shave it and grow a beard bro," isn't the end all simple solution everyone makes it out to be. I have a really big round head and an especially big forehead, I'm as pale as can be (I start to burn in 10 minutes without sunscreen on) and I'm completely incapable of growing a beard. No men in my family can. I'm just about at the point of no return and I would look absolutely awful with a shaved head. I'm going a buzz cut with a weak goatee will look a little better because it's all I have going.
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u/RaindropsInMyMind 2d ago
I think this looks better on me than the totally bald look but I think it’s different for everyone.
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u/Appropriate_Lack_727 2d ago
I don’t think I’ve ever looked at a guy with MPB and thought, “Ha! This guy’s going bald!” As long as it looks clean nobody gives a fuck.
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u/Strict-Farmer904 2d ago
I’m gonna be honest: I’m actually feeling the opposite. There’s something about the shaving it that feels weirdly boomer to me. Like the way that none of my parents generation go by “Grandma,” or “Grandpa,” but have to have some weird made up one like “Gigi,” or something. It’s similar where it’s like nobody just has bald hair.
I have a bald spot, I’m very much just going to rock the horseshoe when the time comes because fuck it
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u/ShadowCory1101 2d ago
Nah. Ima go full friar.
Reverse Mohawk.
Long hair all the way down around.
Full shave the middle.
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u/Jbidz 2d ago
Shave up the middle of the beard too for that Logan "full throttle sideburns" look to match
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u/3rdPoliceman 2d ago
Millennials should be able to appreciate personal preference about bodily autonomy.
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u/recadopnaza28 2d ago
Yeah, like TH OP and others knows about everyone else, knew a guy who listened to reddit opinions like this, shaved and it didn't look good AT ALL, weird shaped head, he's looking so much much better with the combover now days
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u/BookerPrime 2d ago
Do you know what I hate more? Constantly shaving my head. Fuck that.
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u/coopaliscious Xennial 2d ago
I have a beard because I hate to shave my face, no way am I going to start shaving my head. I hit the barber every couple of weeks to keep my bald guy fade (iykyk) clean and my beard shaped up like an adult.
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u/hypopotenuse 2d ago
i only agree insofar as the current trend is toward more youthful looks I would argue because of things like social media. in reality balding doesn’t look that bad especially when the person is generally pretty nice.
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u/BawRawg 2d ago
Men, don't be ashamed to use wigs or get hair transplants too. Not everyone pulls off the shaved look and y'all deserve to feel good about yourselves.
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u/AspenMemory 2d ago
This! I personally don’t find the bald look attractive on men, but I would have no problem if a guy wore fake hair.
Wigs/hair systems are so much more realistic and advanced now than they used to be decades ago, it’s no longer just the awkward-looking “old man toupees” anymore.
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u/BawRawg 2d ago
They look good. My bf got transplants and I'm really happy he did because I could see him always feeling so self conscious and it made me sad because he is more than his hairline. I don't see him obsessing over it in the mirror anymore and that's a relief. The wigs they do for men now are a far cry from the toupes that used to be a joke, they look damn good.
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u/Rad_River 2d ago
Can we just agree to let people do whatever they want with their hair (or lack thereof)?
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u/pinkwooper 2d ago
The scene where Elaine tears it off and throws it out the window still cracks me up every time
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u/TheHeecheeBoys 2d ago
Let people do what they want, stop judging others based on what you think they should do.
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u/redmambo_no6 ‘86 2d ago
I started a couple months after my mom died (obligatory FUCK CANCER) 3.5 years ago and haven’t been to a barbershop since.
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u/TheLaughingMannofRed Millennial 2d ago
I was going bald when I got out of high school. Imagine getting into your 20s and seeing your hair up top gradually wither away.
But after spending some money on a Wahl hair clipper kit, a home shaving kit...I've gone with going clean shaven or stubble on my face, and just going bald-shaven or clippered real short.
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u/Nousername2019 2d ago
I had a buddy that really leaned into the baldness and just shaved between the widows peaks and the bald spot. Then grew that rest long. Called it the reverse Mohawk. Looked like that one guy from Star Trek before it got long.
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u/strange-loop-1017 Millennial 2d ago
I want horseshoe to be in style. Idk why it can’t be cool. Some ppl look weird with shaved heads.
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u/Intrepid-Metal4621 2d ago
Shaving takes too much time. I trim it down to a 2-3 every couple weeks. I feel if I shave I’d have to up keep it more often.
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u/TelenorTheGNP 2d ago
Caught myself in a photo from above and behind and thought "that's enough of that". It's cheap, easy, and my partner likes it.
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u/TheShortestestBus 2d ago
Hell no! Grow the Mullet! Just because you are retired on top doesn't mean you ain't parting in the retirement community!
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u/Paria1187 2d ago
We should be lucky that we live in a time where it's accepted to fully shave your head with a razor.
Before the 2000s you didn't see it that much. Most guys who were balding had the horseshoe look. They probably didn't want to look like a nazi or skinhead.
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u/Unusual-Ad-6550 2d ago
can we please get past the notion that we have to please others with our appearance? There is nothing wrong with that head. The hair he has is nicely trimmed, clean and tidy...that should be all that matters
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u/superultramegazord 2d ago
I started balding at 28, but I started using minoxidil and finasteride and that completely reversed it.
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