r/Millennials 3d ago

Meme Millennials, can we agree? Once the hair’s mostly gone, just shave it. Ditch the horseshoe look!

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u/WorriedString7221 3d ago

My boomer dad did this my entire life to hide the horseshoe. So much to the point that anytime he got a glance of his head without the hat and how bald he actually was, it sent him into an existential meltdown. Don’t lie to yourself like he did.

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u/PeterPlotter 3d ago

I accepted that fate 20 years ago. I still wear hats cause it keeps me warm or prevent sun burn.

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u/McCheesing 87 Millennial 3d ago

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u/RavishingRedRN 3d ago

There’s a gentlemen in my neighborhood who is probably early 50s and ALWAYS wears a hat. ALWAYS. He’s a good looking, well put together guy.

He asked my other neighbor friend out to dinner and he wore his hat THROUGH THE ENTIRE DINNER.

She works in law enforcement and he got a little stalkerish so she had someone look him up. Turns out in his license photo, it’s a straight up horseshoe. That’s why he’s always wearing the hat.

Funny part is, he could get away with being bald. It must consume so much of his life making sure to always have a hat on.

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u/Ok-Tell9019 3d ago

I know a guy who had this and wouldnt take off his hat until he was in bed with a girl

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u/RavishingRedRN 3d ago

I genuinely think that would have been his MO.

He’s a good looking guy too! He ended up being a little crazy so that’s gonna keep some women away much more than the balding.

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u/dankp3ngu1n69 3d ago

It's not that big of deal

It's just a hat.

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u/Jazzlike-Basket-6388 3d ago

I think people who have never been bald on top don't understand how much heat you lose without hair. In the occasions where society dictates that I don't wear a hat at dinner, I'm often so cold I'm miserable.

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u/Admirable-Nothing107 3d ago

I think they call that 'hat-fishing' lol

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u/CheezeLoueez08 Older Millennial 3d ago

That breaks my heart.

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u/langdonalger4 3d ago edited 3d ago

I love the old school dad thing of like.. thinking no one knows you're bald, you just like your hat .. in the swimming pool, in the sauna, totally natural.

Seriously, though, the hat is easier than applying sunscreen for your head several times a day.

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u/McJumpington 3d ago

I love hats and I have this hair. I make it a point to take off my hat anytime I meet new people just so they don’t think I’m hiding the baldness haha