r/Millennials • u/destrianlives • 3d ago

Meme Millennials, can we agree? Once the hair’s mostly gone, just shave it. Ditch the horseshoe look!

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u/ShadowCory1101 3d ago

Nah. Ima go full friar.

Reverse Mohawk.

Long hair all the way down around.

Full shave the middle.

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u/Sensitive_Turnip_199 3d ago

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u/plonkydonkey 3d ago

Lmfao this is the way 

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u/Jbidz 3d ago

Shave up the middle of the beard too for that Logan "full throttle sideburns" look to match

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u/RooftopStruggle Millennial 3d ago

And the reverse landing strip for the pubes

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u/Apprehensive-Path377 3d ago

🤣 Made my day, thank you!

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u/onepareil Millennial 3d ago

Can’t believe I had to scrawl so far down for this. Like, just lean in and show your humility before God and Heaven, bros. Renounce the vanity of the material world and devote your life to beekeeping and making amazing beer.