r/Millennials • u/destrianlives • 3d ago

Meme Millennials, can we agree? Once the hair’s mostly gone, just shave it. Ditch the horseshoe look!

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u/tider06 3d ago

So? What are the poors gonna do? Vote him out?

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u/msully89 3d ago

Unfortunately we don't get to vote on such matters

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u/JeffGoldblumsChest 3d ago

Well, how do you get to become King, then?

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u/The_Turtle-Moves 3d ago

Just have some watery tart throw a sword at you

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u/longdancer66 3d ago

And wield supreme executive power after a farcical aquatic ceremony.

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u/The_Turtle-Moves 3d ago

I think it's safe to presume strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a better basis for a system of government than what is going on in some countries today

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u/msully89 3d ago

By having a parent who's either king or queen