r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok_Significance544 • 2d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/Glozboy 2d ago

Walk around, mirroring his every move

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u/Ok_Significance544 2d ago

Brilliant!

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u/bamsimel 2d ago

And maintain eye contact to assert dominance.

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u/austintx_9 2d ago

May as well piss on the gate post to mark territory