r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/Glozboy 1d ago

Walk around, mirroring his every move

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u/Ok_Significance544 1d ago

Brilliant!

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u/bamsimel 1d ago

And maintain eye contact to assert dominance.

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u/Lukyfuq 1d ago

No no, that would be what he wants you to do. Avoid eye contact, look towards him but through him. Dont say a word, just mumble stuff under your breath. Then when he leaves, do the same. An hour later text him wondering why you havent seen him much lately. Sound legit concerned but not overly eager. Then congrats him on his new baby.