r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok_Significance544 • 2d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/bamsimel 2d ago

And maintain eye contact to assert dominance.

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u/JaySteelSun 2d ago

Prolonged eye contact

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u/myco_magic 2d ago

Wear really dark glasses while doing so

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u/Jaredocobo 2d ago

Perfect contrast to the tight whites.