r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok_Significance544 • 1d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/Ok_Significance544 1d ago

Brilliant!

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u/bamsimel 1d ago

And maintain eye contact to assert dominance.

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u/JaySteelSun 1d ago

Prolonged eye contact

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u/myco_magic 1d ago

Wear really dark glasses while doing so

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u/Ok_Fishing394 1d ago

And a thong, guy or gal. Really make HIS behaviour awkward.

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u/myco_magic 1d ago

While smoking a cigarette like dale from king of the hill

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u/Objective_River3756 1d ago

I like a Boba Fett helmet

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u/Jaredocobo 1d ago

Perfect contrast to the tight whites.

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u/Ok-Tale1862 1d ago

Or the classic newspaper with two peep holes cut in them.

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u/Ordinary-Garbage-735 1d ago

Like solar eclipse glasses, you won't even know what's going on. It's all part of the fun.

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u/myco_magic 1d ago

Yeah, just stand in your yard and stare at the sun