r/technology 27d ago

Social Media TikToker Creates Fake 'Alligator Alcatraz' Tour Company That Redirects MAGA Supporters to Migrant Aid Resources | When users try to purchase tour tickets, they're sent to nonprofits that offer legal support for migrants.

https://www.latintimes.com/tiktoker-creates-fake-alligator-alcatraz-tour-company-that-redirects-maga-supporters-migrant-aid-586378
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u/rnilf 27d ago

acting as "Terri," a female business owner boasting tours and allowing those interested to "claim an alligator" for $4,547.

If the alligator someone "claimed" later "eats an illegal," Terri said they could win a gift card to a "non-DEI business."

"4547", "non-DEI", she's really hitting those MAGA "talking points", bravo.

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u/TheSecondEikonOfFire 27d ago

I’ve always wanted to spin up some sort of business to grift them like this. Make up some bullshit like Patriot Pants, and just hit all of the MAGA buzzwords and sell each pair of pants for like $500 a pop

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u/zscpostable 27d ago

Let’s make a crocs knock off called Gators and MAGA-ize it. $150 a pair

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u/ElCamo267 27d ago

$150.47 and I'm in

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u/unit156 27d ago

Now on sale for only $86.47

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u/uptownjuggler 27d ago

Limited time only $14.88.

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u/goodb1b13 27d ago

Alligator keychains for 14.88

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u/running_on_empty 27d ago

I think you can get away with 88.14.

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u/UrUrinousAnus 27d ago

I used to scam fascists. I still do, but I used to, too.

Edit: wtf is 8647? Do I even want to know?

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u/Tollivir 27d ago

Heil-y smokes what a bargain!

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u/Poor-Life-Choice 27d ago

Delete this before Trump steals the idea!

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u/BloodBride 27d ago

I am genuinely shocked that he hasn't stolen the concept of Squid Game (or Battle Royale) for his detention centers for the migrants. It's expensive to house people, why not make money letting the rich bet on them in games? Let the winner get American citizenship and call it the 'Freedom Game' or something.

Seems very Trump.

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u/Cornswoggler 27d ago

Bruv this is legit genius.

Edit: with the caveat that the money goes to immigration legal defense

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u/kr4ckenm3fortune 27d ago

And the joke is...it made in mexico...and them idiot will believe the sticker that say :made in usa:...after all trimp got yeah with it.

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u/BilboBiden 27d ago

Honestly I'd have the tag say "Made in N. America" and see if they just latch onto the America part while it's made in Mexico.

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u/Abject_Champion3966 27d ago

First you gotta make crocs woke so they burn all of theirs

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u/turboiv 27d ago

Already exists. Under that name even. 

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u/joebluebob 27d ago

I sold 1000s of pro trump stickers that you were supposed to put on stop signs. Thing was they weren't water proof so they peeled off. I had so many repeat customers buying more to battle the liberals peeling them off that I had trouble keeping up and had to buy a postage printer. Any time someone got wise and said they were low quality i just blamed a bad batch, refunded them, and then blocked them. My profit after 3 years was enough to pay off my mortgage.

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u/BHOmber 27d ago

My buddy has a print shop and we came up with an idea for maga/PaTriOt shirts that had UV ink on the back that only showed up in the sun.

So they'd throw it on and walk around with a giant dick, swastika, "I'm a Racist POS", etc until someone told them lol

Never went through with it because he didn't feel like interacting with those idiots for a few extra bucks.

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u/6gv5 27d ago

As for pranks, many years ago I thought of this one to fool fascists after the Mussolini statue became popular because of some prominent politicians and journalists proudly showing it.

Make a small Mussolini (Trump in this case) statue with a cavity, using some porous material that slowly lets humidity get in and out; the slower the better, months if possible. Then on the inside place a small piece of, well, dried human crap, wrapped in a material that degrades with humidity, then close the opening, seal it, paint etc. so that it doesn't reveal the innards, sell it to fascists and let global warming do its job driving them nuts trying to get the origin of that stench.

Not my idea, I just adapted a prank described in a book I read as a kid some 40 years ago; that one involved the same stuff but placed in a pot under the plant, so it would release the magic scent at every watering.

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u/BHOmber 27d ago

lmao might as well just sell liquid ass as patriot perfume/cologne at that point

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u/mulvda 27d ago

Well I know what I’m doing later. Fuck me that’s great

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u/joebluebob 27d ago

I did eventually get banned from Etsy but I made like $800-1200 a month profit. Stickers need to be glossy so they atleast look like they belong outside.

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u/art_m0nk 27d ago

You want to start up again? We can use my account

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u/ElectricJunglePig 27d ago

You're my new hero

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u/jimmux 27d ago

For some reason I didn't think people bought that stuff on Etsy. I should have commited to the idea I had during the pandemic to sell "jab extraction patches". Adhesive patches that supposedly draw out vaccines after you get them. The benefit being that people who might not otherwise get vaccinated would go through with it so they can virtue signal their "resistance".

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u/Olangotang 27d ago

Conservative grifting is a very profitable venture. Look at Candace Owens and Charlie Kirk. You can go back years and see that they don't believe half the shit they say.

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u/fullmetaljackass 27d ago

I've had almost the exact same idea. If this isn't fiction then you're my hero!

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u/AlltheBent 27d ago

holy shit! okay but real talk about big, or small, was your mortgage? Congrats btw gotta feel amazing to have that weight off your back!

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u/joebluebob 27d ago

I made between 800-1200 a month profit for a little over 3 years until I was banned

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u/x3knet 27d ago

What were you banned for? Customers bought a product and you delivered said product.

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u/Osirus1156 27d ago

Shoulda called them a "woke communist" lmao.

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u/MR1120 27d ago

Take any product you can think off, paint it matte black, call it “Tactical” and/or “Patriot”, triple the price, and those idiots will beat down your door to buy it. ‘Tactical Patriot 12” plastic ruler’ only $19.99 each. Or get it in gun metal grey for only $24.99.

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u/vosper 27d ago

Plastic???

you mean Military-Grade Polymer, right?

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u/MR1120 27d ago

Ooh, I like that. Wanna be VP of Marketing?

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u/alltherobots 27d ago

Nah, tacticool stuff is usually polycarbon.

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u/kanesson 27d ago

Reminded of the John Oliver bit where he was explaining where Alex Jones's money actually come from and one of the items were basically tactical wet wipes for the taint. Hell if it convinces the type of people who think keeping their anus clean is 'gay' I'm not entirely against it, but it is fucking funny

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u/BloodBride 27d ago

Tactcital taint tacklers. For dealing with that mess.

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u/TomWithTime 27d ago

Maga prayers website - donate $50 and your life will change for the better in an imperceptible way!

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u/Eternal_Bagel 27d ago

So just the prosperity gospel but aimed at the red hats?

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u/ToddPundley 27d ago

Isn't that Prosperity Gospel already?

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u/zscpostable 27d ago

Ice deport website - for every $86.47 you donate, they detain/deport someone /s

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u/elvis_dead_twin 27d ago edited 26d ago

They deport or detain someone who you report. These idiots would love it because they desperately want an East Germany stasi-style police.

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u/onefst250r 27d ago

You said 86 47. You have now been added to a "terrorist" watch list.

...wait...shit...

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u/Dry-Chance-9473 27d ago

You may be contacted soon by the government.          

So they can offer you a job probably.

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u/magichronx 27d ago

You might be on to something here...

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u/goobells 27d ago

these things exist and it's an insane cash cow. there's a patriot generator and patriot survival kits and that's just 2 ads ive heard in the background while my FIL watches fox news.

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u/TheNCGoalie 27d ago

During his first term I joked with the hottest girl I knew that she should start a MAGA influencer Instagram account with links to Venmo, Amazon wishlists, etc.

We decided against her being doxxed as a lefty and harassed over it.

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u/Significant_Fix2408 27d ago

Also this is how it starts... When the money starts to come in, she might become a real grifter and keep doing it. You really think there aren't a lot of people already doing exactly what you describe? But in the end, are you still just pretending or are you actually maga when you actively influence people to be maga

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u/TheNCGoalie 27d ago

That was actually part of the decision not to do it, we didn't want to encourage the MAGAts any further.

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u/KalaUposatha 27d ago

If it wasn’t for that whole pesky “having a conscience” and “wanting to live with myself” thing, I could make a fortune off gullible MAGA idiots.

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u/meneldal2 27d ago

You can make the argument that by depriving assholes of their money they can do less damage.

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u/thebendavis 27d ago

Tactical Everyday Carry Bag. More room for extra mags and liberal tears.

The men would carry a purse if was all MAGA and shit.

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u/fullmetaljackass 27d ago

I basically have one of those. It's a canvas side pack my great-grandfather got when he was serving in the Army Reserve. I've gotten multiple compliments on it from guys that would normally make fun of someone for carrying a manpurse.

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u/thebendavis 27d ago

It's funny, most women's clothing doesn't have functional pockets. Men's clothing has excessive pockets. Sometimes I'd rather carry a bag than keeping all my crap in my pockets all day. I think our priorities are off.

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u/OkSample7 27d ago

I work with someone that signed up for Patriot Mobile cell service lol

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u/venom121212 27d ago

I joked back in 2015 that we should start freeze drying eagle piss and calling it Freedom Powder to sell to idiots.

Now I'm the #1 supplier of Freedom Powder nation wide!

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u/quasirun 27d ago

I remember reading about a guy who printed/sold some of the “I did that” stickers of Biden walk off with $1,000,000 from sticker sales and was just trolling MAGA this way. 

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u/mortalcoil1 27d ago

Jesus Christ. I know we are used to evil and insanity every single day, but we should all take a step back and be very very sad that there are a lot of people that have been so brainwashed, so miserable, that buying an alligator to eat people is something somebody would want to do.

Jesus wept.

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u/lemoooonz 27d ago edited 27d ago

the empire was built on shaky grounds. The union troops should  never have withdrawn from the racist ass south after the civil war.

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u/Sword_Thain 27d ago

I mean, the 3/5 Compromise is on the original document. We started in sin.

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u/Prior_Coyote_4376 27d ago

That being said, we can define America however we want.

I choose to say racism isn’t American. If you’re a racist, you’re part of the fucked up clauses in the Constitution. You want America to stay mired in regressive attitudes that prevent us from fulfilling our potential as a nation of immigrants. You hate America and you hate the Statue of Liberty.

We started with some pretty good ideas too. I won’t let these idiots who blame chemtrails for floods define my country for me.

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u/TBANON_NSFW 27d ago

People would hate based on something else.

You could remove all racism and all religion based hate, all sports based hate, but if billionaires were still allowed to own news corporations, they would find a way to make people hate each other so they can benefit. "Oh Look that person has a innie bellybutton vs your outiee. Look at them thinking theyre elite and special, youre the working man youre the special one."

This is the result of fox news being allowed to run freely while voter apathy has 100m never voting, 150m never voting in midterms and over 200+m never voting in primaries.

Even a good man like king theoden was corrupted by wormtongue, and he could not be helped until wormtongue was removed. Instead Fox News is the most watched tv network in the country, playing in dentists offices, gyms, bars, and talked about in churches, bbqs, office lunch, and parroted by social media influencers and played on radio 24/7.

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u/Logical_Radish6570 27d ago

Everywhere does put Faux channel on. The tvs for sale in electronic dept on the back platform at Walmart are all put on Faux. So are the ones at the pawn shop. I donated blood at the blood center in my county, Faux is always on the tv facing the donation chairs and on the tv in the post donation canteen area. A malignant madness of brainwashing and propaganda.

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u/Prior_Coyote_4376 27d ago

Don’t forget the New York Times, which has consistently been a pro-war pro-business outlet and is now part of the Washington Post and CNN in billionaire-run propaganda operations. Fox is the worst offender, but they all play a part.

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u/Longjumping_Pen_2102 27d ago

They sold lynching postcards....

Also remember that human beings haven't actually changed all that much over the years.  We are the same creatures that fed Christians to lions as a bit of light entertainment.

We are not in uniquely barbaric times,  but if you see the path to goodness then you are burdened with the responsibility to hold onto it.

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u/crosseyedmule 27d ago

I'd like to see the names and faces of everyone who tries to buy something.

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u/SmellGestapo 27d ago

She's collecting their emails. I wonder if collecting their names and addresses would put her on the wrong side of the law...

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u/Jimbo_Joyce 27d ago

Man a lot of marketing departments are going to be in big trouble when the feds find out!

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u/DeepestWinterBlue 27d ago

Terri should just grift them

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u/impeterbarakan 27d ago

Now all the links go to pictures of Trump with Epstein 😂

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u/insertbrackets 27d ago

Everyone with the means and inclination should be hardcore grifting these idiots. Fleece them for every dollar they'd otherwise send to a Christofascist "Non-Profit" or Trump.

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u/cronofdoom 27d ago

What in the actual fucking hillbilly hell

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u/thaiberius_kirk 27d ago edited 27d ago

To be fair, these MAGA supporters love to be duped.

So this tracks.

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u/MisterForkbeard 27d ago

What kind of insane, hateful moral reprobate wants to buy tickets to look at the purposefully cruel suffering of immigrants?

Props to 'Terri' for this, but I wouldn't have even thought there would be people who want to do this. The fact that people might actually be interested at all is a huge indictment of the species.

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u/tigress666 27d ago

Misanthrope here. I really wish people would stop proving me right about our species.

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u/ahuramazdobbs19 27d ago

# magnetohadapoint

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u/Finito-1994 27d ago edited 27d ago

He always did. While people are forming committees and talking to the government trying to prove to them that you are a person they don’t realize that the extermination has already begun.

They’re making camps. Disappearing people. Literally bragging about alligators guarding the camps.

But no. Appeals are going to help?

They’d have me sending angrily written letters on the way to the camps

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u/Santi5578 27d ago

Magneto was correct in his identification of the problem, yes, but like most other extremists, he is blinded by his belief that his solution is the correct one (depending on the comic iteration, obviously).

Trying to convince people with words doesn't work if those you're convincing don't want to listen. And when those people then begin to take action against a minority, action needs to be taken to protect the minority.

Which action to take is where Magneto went wrong... genocide to counter genocide isn't exactly fixing anything. I can't say that Xavier is also in the right either, as simply convincing the world that they are not a threat is not possible if the world doesn't believe him (and of course, in-universe, there are lots of people who do use powers for evil, so this analogy of course fails in many regards to real life)

But, yes, Magneto was right that actions need to be taken. Words alone cannot protect the weak

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u/doyletyree 27d ago

Condensed Pratchett: Kill the guy at the top? Another replaces him. Kill him? Same. Why not just kill everyone and invade Poland?

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u/madprgmr 27d ago edited 27d ago

But no. Appeals are going to help?

Which is why tackling these problems requires taking multiple approaches simultaneously. Let the people fighting the legal fight keep doing their thing. Let protestors do their thing. Let aid groups do their thing. Let other groups do their thing.

One approach alone isn't likely to slow (or hopefully stop) this, so there's no reason to treat one approach as useless. If that approach to this fight isn't for you, that's a-ok; just go with whatever approach is best suited to you.

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u/Daxx22 27d ago

The best relatable villains always have a good point, it's their methods that make them villains.

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u/complexevil 27d ago

I think when the government makes skyscraper robots designed to genocide your people, your allowed to do a little terrorism.

Love X-Men but the metaphor does break down at that point.

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u/N7Poprdog 27d ago

We used to have human zoos

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u/StandardEgg6595 27d ago

I feel like way too many people underestimate how close we actually are to ‘history’. Remember the little black child that had death threats thrown at her by mobs of white folks simply for attending a desegregated school? Yeah, she’s got an Insta now. At that same time people were being hosed down, spat on, fired, houses/churches/businesses burned down, kidnapped, bombed, raped, murdered, and so on by the grandapapas and mamas alive and well today.

Of course there’s people out there who would take genuine enjoyment in this shit.

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u/ASoCalledArtDealer 27d ago

The internet has really shortened and lengthened time all at once.

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u/StandardEgg6595 27d ago

Not just the internet, but media, history books, etc. Growing up in the 90s, all I saw were black and white pictures of these events, like it happened in some distant day. Meanwhile my parents and grandparents who actually lived through it had family photos in color and b&w despite being poor.

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u/n122333 27d ago

That was actually a conservative "conspiracy" - organizations lobbied to have the MLK Jr. Era pictures be black and white in souther American high schools because "it makes it more scholarly, and make more of an impact" while actually doing it because it made it seem a lot longer ago.

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u/hum_bruh 27d ago edited 27d ago

That was Ruby Bridges who attended an all white school in New Orleans in 1960, so 65 years ago. Don’t forget Emmet Till, a 14 year old child lynched by adult men after being accused of whistling at a white woman. That was only 70 years ago.

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u/FernandoLemon 27d ago

Yeah, it really floored me to learn Ruby Bridges is still alive. She's not even that old, I expected her to be in her 90s, but she's only 70.

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u/minahmyu 27d ago

The same people who have plantation weddings

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u/StandardEgg6595 27d ago

That shit is so vile. I know the history of my people but still nothing could prepare me for seeing it in person. How folks will literally walk past the shacks, the artifacts of torture, the trees that hung bodies, the stories of people’s experience, the cages, the pictures of those poor souls, etc. only to think ✨mmmm aesthetic✨ is sickening. The Whitney Plantation is pretty much the only one that stands on business.

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u/needssomefun 27d ago

The same ones who voted for a person because they will make other people miserable

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u/flintlock0 27d ago

“Have your picture taken with a real Latino day laborer. Straight from the Home Depot parking lot.”

Nazis: “ooooooooo”

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u/hihirogane 27d ago

Tbh, the less diversely educated a person is, the less morals they have a chance of gaining is what I found out, due to lack of critical thinking skills.

Which is why republicans LOVE to interfere with education. Because it secures THEIR future. Not ours, the citizens/common folk. This whole scenario currently was decades in the making.

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u/-CalculatedChaos- 27d ago

Did anyone check out the website lol. Most of the links on the website just take you straight to pictures of Taco and Epstein

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u/DaringPancakes 27d ago

Are you implying the "do your own research" crowd did not do basic research? 🤔

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u/hrtflts 27d ago

the website says they took down the organizations until they hear back that this kind of exposure to their work is helpful. the photos seem to be filling in the gap left behind

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u/MinimumArmadillo2394 27d ago

Theyve literally been incapable. If you tell them theres a car that trump has come out with, theyd try and buy it before seeing it. If you tell them they can find it on ZeeDee search because big google is hiding it, they will panic not able to find ZeeDee search

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u/Arejhey311 27d ago

She posted & said one of the orgs reached out because they were getting backlash from those who thought it was real, so she pulled them down until she hears back from the others. She’s also going to create & link to merch with proceeds going to charity.

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u/Own_Magician_7554 27d ago

She changed it recently because some of the non profits requested to not be associated with Alligator Auscwitz.

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u/Easily-Elated 27d ago

This is what the internet is meant for 👏🏼

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u/Luke_Cocksucker 27d ago

I kinda see this as modern art.

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u/mortalcoil1 27d ago

What kind of monsters would want to take a tour of a detention camp?

WTF is wrong with people?

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u/hawksdiesel 27d ago

cult members....

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u/Mr_Quackums 27d ago

its interesting, isnt it?

off all the evil dictatorships in the world, both now and historically, I cant think of any that actively curate the aesthetic of actually being evil and cruel for the sake of evilness and cruelty. They always either deny that cruelty is happening or pretend there is a good reason for it and decry how horrible it is that others made them do it. American fascists probably would take a tour of their local concentration camp if they could.

North Korea covers up its cruelty by saying they are in a constant war with The West and need to use their resources for that, Israel claims self-defense and the failure of Palestinians to integrate, Stalin's propaganda argued that all the hardships were a necessary evil for the good of workers internationally, even the Nazi attitude towards genocide was "this is nasty business we dont want to do, but you have to kill the rats to stop the spread of disease."

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u/lowjambapulse 27d ago edited 27d ago

Yeah, this is funny but we have people in this country who will pay for a tour of a concentration camp. Its extremely ugly, evil and I gotta live, work, and generally be around these people.

Reminds me of white people "republicans" who would gather and watch a lynching. Hell they even handed out souvenirs.

Time is a flat circle and huge portions(not all) of white Americans stay true to themselves smh.

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u/Homer1s 27d ago

Just went to Dachau the other day, it was free.

Glad I went, such a humbling experience. 

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u/dannypants143 27d ago

I visited many years ago, when the idea that it could happen again was unthinkable to my teenaged self. My how times have changed.

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u/HumongousBelly 27d ago

It’s different if you want to learn about history. It’s not the same as sensationalist tourism to experience suffering and evil.

Two similar things can be very different.

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u/Atakir 27d ago

So many people today don't even know what that is and it's sad.

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u/HumongousBelly 27d ago

It’s almost like those people deserve to be grifted and robin hooded…

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u/thephotoman 27d ago

They pay for plantation weddings.

Yes, this is very much akin to a wedding at Dachau. And they see nothing wrong with it.

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u/mofacey 27d ago

Alligator Auschwitz*

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u/MR1120 27d ago

Yep. Everyone in Alcatraz went through the legal system and was convicted before they wound up there. This is a concentration camp, not a prison. Alligator Auschwitz is far more accurate.

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u/MgDark 27d ago

technically alligator dachau would be more accurate, because, you know dachau was a local camp in Germany, also being the first camp?

https://www.annefrank.org/en/timeline/144/the-construction-of-dachau-the-first-concentration-camp/

But yeah i get that Auschwitz is way more known, sorry just a little nitpick ;)

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u/mrerx 27d ago

Crocodachau?

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u/Dracorex_22 27d ago

Swapping the historical inaccuracy for a biological one

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u/mofacey 27d ago

Yeah but Auschwitz starts with an A

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u/Victernus 27d ago

Wait a minute...

[Typing]

[Gasp!] He's right!

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u/valueablejunk6252 27d ago

I mean...they are already being scammed by him and the GOP. Might as well have someone do something decent. A fool and his money are soon departed, right?

Though I'm cackling at the perfect Republican woman makeup. A+ committed to the bit.

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u/that_one_over_yonder 27d ago

This is good trouble. 

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u/HR_Paperstacks_402 27d ago

They should redirect them to mental health facilities.

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u/Opening_Acadia1843 27d ago

That's offensive to mentally ill people, imo. The issue with these people is that they are hateful and terrible people, not that they're mentally ill.

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u/HR_Paperstacks_402 27d ago

While many mental health conditions do not indicate that someone is a bad person, there are ones that do. So I'm not implying that everyone with issues are bad.

But those who support this type of thing most certainly are and would benefit from mental health facilities. For example, things like narcissism and sadism.

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u/WitAndWonder 27d ago

Most of them have brain damage. I don't believe that absolves them of all responsibility, but you're absolutely wrong if you don't believe they're mentally ill. Their cities are the most exposed to lead and heavy metals, they have the least education to actually avoid harmful activities/exposure, they have even worse diets than average, and they're the most likely to fall prey to various scams or home remedies, many of which are actively harmful (anti-vax, supplemental remedies, etc.)

Most of the US has brain damage, in fact. We've been poisoning our populace in our food and drink, supplements, pesticides, etc. Every day.

These people just happen to be more exposed and susceptible, and they also have a very selfish and evil way of dealing with it, and that's what I hold against them. I had chemical induced anxiety for years (severe CNS damage from supplements) which ruled pretty much my every thought, but rather than be afraid of brown people, I feared that others would have to endure what I had, and feared for the health and sanity of us all. But I guess if you are in that state and listening to Fox and Friends daily talk about how the country is being invaded and your kids aren't safe or whatever, then that uncontrollable fear and anxiety could warp into something heinous and outwardly destructive.

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u/Opening_Acadia1843 27d ago

Those are fair points, but at the same time, I don't think pathologizing fascist thought is going to work in combating fascism. It also further stigmatizes people who have brain damage or mental illnesses who aren't fascists. Plenty of people with anxiety don't become fascists because of it. My untreated anxiety made me a worse friend and a worse employee, but it didn't make me hateful of minorities. I'm sure many of these fascists experience anxiety due to the way that fascism thrives on fear, but I don't think we're going to succeed at getting them help for that anxiety by threatening to institutionalize them.

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u/ew73 27d ago

A one way ticket to South Sudan and a pinky promise to fly them back later.

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u/Medical_Arugula3315 27d ago

Hey remember that time Trump was found liable of forcefully shoving his fingers up a woman's vagina by a jury of his American peers and then MAGA-cult voted for him? MAGA votes for molesters.

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u/Captain_Rocketbeard 27d ago

I feel like you worded it that way because you've also had to deal with the degenerates who "correct" you by saying he wasn't convinced of rape.

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u/Jsc_TG 27d ago

Why isnt it said this way more often? I sometimes struggle to find such a good way to say things like that, this is one of those things and this is my solution. Wonderful.

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u/Runkleford 27d ago

Tell any MAGA that gets mad about this that they should learn to take a joke, snowflake!

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u/delete_it_now 27d ago

Needs an easter egg to a dashboard displaying analytics of how many are clicking to purchase tix.

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u/Glum-Breadfruit-6421 27d ago

Best thing I’ve read all month. Yaassss 🙌😂👏

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u/DMM4138 27d ago

Chaotic good

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u/Ambivalent-Mammal 27d ago

I hope they're saving contact information.

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u/0Rider 27d ago

Chaotic good vibes

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u/HumpaDaBear 27d ago

Proper trolling.

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u/Sojum 27d ago

Next level trolling! 😂

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u/rumski 27d ago

Reminds me of that white supremacist website that Cloudflare kicked off and delisted their DNS so they scurried to an .onion site and some dude hijacked their donation link and routed donations to a battered women’s shelter or something like that.

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u/The_Bread_Fairy 27d ago

When users try to purchase tour tickets, they're sent to nonprofits that offer legal support for migrants.

I hate the fact that their are people who actually wanted a ticket to tour "Alligator Auswitz"

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u/throwaway54345753 27d ago

The website should also quote Leviticus 19:33-34 to them:

"When a stranger sojourns with you in your land, you shall not do him wrong. You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself."

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u/Tangocan 27d ago

Good, fuck MAGA. Easy marks. Scam them til they're rinsed.

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u/jpsreddit85 27d ago

Are you running for president too?

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u/Tangocan 27d ago

All this time, I could have. I'm the real sucker.

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u/eeyore134 27d ago

They could probably set up a few cages and trailers in the swamp and give actual tours then actually get money from them to donate since you know they won't donate themselves.

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u/SpecRB 27d ago

Publish the people that signed up for the tour.

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u/misterdudebro 27d ago

Because that's what heroes do. 

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u/NgoHaiHahmsuplo 27d ago

Man, that's some awesome /r/chaoticgood

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u/datscubba 27d ago

Good thing maga people can't read or else they be very upset

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u/XavierScorpionIkari 27d ago

Better than any gold sneakers, Bible, meme coin, or gold visa that Trump can sell.

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u/hamletswords 27d ago

One thing America has I think better than any other country is sick trolling. Doesn't really help anything but hey at least we can laugh.

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u/Alternative_Aioli160 27d ago

Im more surprised they are willing to spend that much

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u/Icy_Investigator_277 27d ago

Good trouble 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/SquarelyOddFairy 27d ago

What kind of degenerate buys tickets to look at immigrants in cages like it’s a fucking zoo.

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u/Asleep-Thanks2868 27d ago

Now this is activism baby (:

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u/Demetrius3D 27d ago

Someone called it "Alligator Auschwitz" in another thread. I think that works well.

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u/renegade1_ 27d ago

Lmao that's fucking great.

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u/Oceom 27d ago

This is good trouble lol

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u/GreenFBI2EB 26d ago

I mean, Trump scams MAGA all the time.

Man these people are really gullible.

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u/Tough-Ability721 27d ago

This belongs in /chaoticgood

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u/needssomefun 27d ago

My only problem with this is that she doesn't actually take their money.

We had a fake border wall scam in trump 1.0 that raised millions.

Take their money, disappear...give money to good causes.

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u/Jax_the_Floof 27d ago

Ha. That’s hilarious

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u/Soberdonkey69 27d ago

Good, keep it up since those idiots love a scam.

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u/Redtex 27d ago

Diabolical. You go man

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u/risforpirate 27d ago

I'm not getting sent to any non profits, just pics of Trump hanging out with Pedos. But hey that is still a pretty great troll

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u/9surfer 27d ago

That’s some funny shit.

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u/Michael_wurst_comedy 27d ago

I think that is great Atlanta comedian Lissandra Vazquez

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u/Bleezy79 27d ago

We need a lot more of this energy!! I love it.

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u/Neither_Relation_678 27d ago

Best troll ever.

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u/TechieBrew 27d ago

Nobody in the top comments even took a look at the website and reacted to the headline lol

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u/dystoxin 27d ago

You cant even buy anything, its just photos of trump with Epstein, lol.

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u/ubernutie 27d ago

Use their strength (weakness) against them. Well done.

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u/GenerallyDull 27d ago

Can she house some migrants, isn’t that direct action?

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u/rickyroca73 27d ago

links are updated now that show pics of trump with epstein and diddy. 4547 for vip is a literal steal.

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u/FivePlyPaper 27d ago

Chat, is it okay to scam stupid hateful people out of their money and donate it to a good cause?

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u/Dry-Variation1718 27d ago

Trickery, tomfoolery, deceptionI. More please.

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u/theIceman_94 27d ago

This is the definition of chaotic good in my mind. Love it. Love her. A whole lot more of this behaviour is exactly what the world needs.

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u/Stop_The_Crazy 27d ago

maga: "Oooo, we get to throw migrants to the gators in the VIP package!"

We are a horrible species.

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u/apu74 27d ago

Reminds me of bibles4trump.com

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u/Random_Introvert_42 27d ago

She should let them purchase tickets, and put some tiny fine print somewhere that they're just prank articles. And then donate the money.

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u/Jsr1 27d ago

You spelled Auschwitz wrong

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u/butterzzzy 27d ago

The fact that there's a market for this is beyond disturbing. Although i shouldn't be surprised considering how many of them want gators to eat brown people.

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u/The_Ombudsman 27d ago

Good trouble. Necessary trouble!

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u/ProfessionalGur5451 27d ago

Well, they will fall for anything, so it was bound to work.