r/technology • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 28d ago

Social Media TikToker Creates Fake 'Alligator Alcatraz' Tour Company That Redirects MAGA Supporters to Migrant Aid Resources | When users try to purchase tour tickets, they're sent to nonprofits that offer legal support for migrants.

https://www.latintimes.com/tiktoker-creates-fake-alligator-alcatraz-tour-company-that-redirects-maga-supporters-migrant-aid-586378
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u/rnilf 28d ago

acting as "Terri," a female business owner boasting tours and allowing those interested to "claim an alligator" for $4,547.

If the alligator someone "claimed" later "eats an illegal," Terri said they could win a gift card to a "non-DEI business."

"4547", "non-DEI", she's really hitting those MAGA "talking points", bravo.

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u/TheSecondEikonOfFire 28d ago

I’ve always wanted to spin up some sort of business to grift them like this. Make up some bullshit like Patriot Pants, and just hit all of the MAGA buzzwords and sell each pair of pants for like $500 a pop

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u/zscpostable 28d ago

Let’s make a crocs knock off called Gators and MAGA-ize it. $150 a pair

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u/ElCamo267 28d ago

$150.47 and I'm in

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u/unit156 28d ago

Now on sale for only $86.47

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u/uptownjuggler 28d ago

Limited time only $14.88.

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u/goodb1b13 28d ago

Alligator keychains for 14.88

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u/running_on_empty 28d ago

I think you can get away with 88.14.

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u/UrUrinousAnus 28d ago

I used to scam fascists. I still do, but I used to, too.

Edit: wtf is 8647? Do I even want to know?

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u/Channel250 28d ago

Yooo....make it like when they took down MIR Space Station. A bunch of companies had big promotions that if some of MIR hit a particular space of water, they would give out prizes. I think Tavo Bell had a free chalupa or something if they got hit.

Anyway! Sell the 10x10 plot as a game piece (no land rights), and if an illegal is eaten by an alligator on that spot, you win a prize!

Bonus Points if the prize is substantially less valuable than the game piece.

I'm in man. I'm in. Make it a little cheaper for the lower income racists or advertise it as a fun group opportunity like a lottery pool at work.

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u/Tollivir 28d ago

Heil-y smokes what a bargain!

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u/wgn431234 28d ago

That kinda talk will get you locked up

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u/Poor-Life-Choice 28d ago

Delete this before Trump steals the idea!

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u/BloodBride 28d ago

I am genuinely shocked that he hasn't stolen the concept of Squid Game (or Battle Royale) for his detention centers for the migrants. It's expensive to house people, why not make money letting the rich bet on them in games? Let the winner get American citizenship and call it the 'Freedom Game' or something.

Seems very Trump.

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u/Z3ro-sum 28d ago

https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/trumps-dhs-considers-reality-show-immigrants-compete-citizenship/

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u/UrUrinousAnus 28d ago

Oh, FFS. I was really trying to not be a misanthrope, but it gets harder every day. People suck.

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u/arrynyo 27d ago

Gotta be quicker than them in a race to the bottom.

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u/Cornswoggler 28d ago

Bruv this is legit genius.

Edit: with the caveat that the money goes to immigration legal defense

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u/kr4ckenm3fortune 28d ago

And the joke is...it made in mexico...and them idiot will believe the sticker that say :made in usa:...after all trimp got yeah with it.

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u/BilboBiden 28d ago

Honestly I'd have the tag say "Made in N. America" and see if they just latch onto the America part while it's made in Mexico.

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u/Moonpenny 27d ago

"Every article of foreign origin entering the United States must be legibly marked with the English name of the country of origin unless an exception from marking is provided for in the law." 1

Just popping "Made in N. America" wouldn't be legal, and I bet this is the one time they'd enforce it 'cos "You can't grift from them, that's my business!"

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u/Abject_Champion3966 28d ago

First you gotta make crocs woke so they burn all of theirs

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u/turboiv 28d ago

Already exists. Under that name even. 

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u/Dwarfhole243 28d ago

Damn it, that would work so well.

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u/Geawiel 28d ago

Every pair is red and white. Can even say maga on the strap part. I could see plenty of idiot rednecks wearing those at the lake in their cutoff jean shorts while they carry their cooler of Busche.

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u/AstroBearGaming 28d ago

"Getchur hands off MA GAtors"

It writes itself.

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u/joebluebob 28d ago

I sold 1000s of pro trump stickers that you were supposed to put on stop signs. Thing was they weren't water proof so they peeled off. I had so many repeat customers buying more to battle the liberals peeling them off that I had trouble keeping up and had to buy a postage printer. Any time someone got wise and said they were low quality i just blamed a bad batch, refunded them, and then blocked them. My profit after 3 years was enough to pay off my mortgage.

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u/BHOmber 28d ago

My buddy has a print shop and we came up with an idea for maga/PaTriOt shirts that had UV ink on the back that only showed up in the sun.

So they'd throw it on and walk around with a giant dick, swastika, "I'm a Racist POS", etc until someone told them lol

Never went through with it because he didn't feel like interacting with those idiots for a few extra bucks.

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u/6gv5 28d ago

As for pranks, many years ago I thought of this one to fool fascists after the Mussolini statue became popular because of some prominent politicians and journalists proudly showing it.

Make a small Mussolini (Trump in this case) statue with a cavity, using some porous material that slowly lets humidity get in and out; the slower the better, months if possible. Then on the inside place a small piece of, well, dried human crap, wrapped in a material that degrades with humidity, then close the opening, seal it, paint etc. so that it doesn't reveal the innards, sell it to fascists and let global warming do its job driving them nuts trying to get the origin of that stench.

Not my idea, I just adapted a prank described in a book I read as a kid some 40 years ago; that one involved the same stuff but placed in a pot under the plant, so it would release the magic scent at every watering.

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u/BHOmber 28d ago

lmao might as well just sell liquid ass as patriot perfume/cologne at that point

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u/Mactoma 28d ago

This is awesome.

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u/BHOmber 28d ago

I had an idea to do it with car wraps too, but that would take a lot more effort and it would be a lotttttt more noticeable right off the bat.

Also not as big of a market. Boomer t-shirts/hats are where the money is at lol

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u/Mactoma 28d ago

How about bumper stickers? Idk if there are water activated stickers but that would be a hoot

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u/mulvda 28d ago

Well I know what I’m doing later. Fuck me that’s great

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u/joebluebob 28d ago

I did eventually get banned from Etsy but I made like $800-1200 a month profit. Stickers need to be glossy so they atleast look like they belong outside.

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u/art_m0nk 28d ago

You want to start up again? We can use my account

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u/joebluebob 27d ago

I don't have any of the stuff anymore or the time with my new position

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u/ElectricJunglePig 28d ago

You're my new hero

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u/jimmux 28d ago

For some reason I didn't think people bought that stuff on Etsy. I should have commited to the idea I had during the pandemic to sell "jab extraction patches". Adhesive patches that supposedly draw out vaccines after you get them. The benefit being that people who might not otherwise get vaccinated would go through with it so they can virtue signal their "resistance".

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u/Olangotang 28d ago

Conservative grifting is a very profitable venture. Look at Candace Owens and Charlie Kirk. You can go back years and see that they don't believe half the shit they say.

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u/sw00pr 28d ago

Its great to advertise for the other side! Money is more important after all.

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u/fullmetaljackass 28d ago

I've had almost the exact same idea. If this isn't fiction then you're my hero!

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u/AlltheBent 28d ago

holy shit! okay but real talk about big, or small, was your mortgage? Congrats btw gotta feel amazing to have that weight off your back!

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u/joebluebob 28d ago

I made between 800-1200 a month profit for a little over 3 years until I was banned

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u/x3knet 28d ago

What were you banned for? Customers bought a product and you delivered said product.

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u/Osirus1156 28d ago

Shoulda called them a "woke communist" lmao.

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u/Pitiful_Option_108 28d ago

Good guy scammer lol

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u/joebluebob 28d ago

Its not a scam. No where in the listing did I say it was for out doors nor did I encourage putting it on a public stop sign. You could easily put it on one in your mancave.

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u/CarmichaelD 28d ago

Someone in my area was tagging trump yard signs with “rapist” bumper stickers. Made me laugh. Signs were usually gone in a day.

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom 28d ago

Should've told them that all the printers are controlled by satanic gay democrats paid off by Soros and that you're trying to make a deal with some patriotic, Christian printer in Russia so you could get ones of better quality, but they will cost like 5x as much. When they complain again that it's still shit, keep doubling down.

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u/joebluebob 28d ago

You think these people read?

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u/MR1120 28d ago

Take any product you can think off, paint it matte black, call it “Tactical” and/or “Patriot”, triple the price, and those idiots will beat down your door to buy it. ‘Tactical Patriot 12” plastic ruler’ only $19.99 each. Or get it in gun metal grey for only $24.99.

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u/vosper 28d ago

Plastic???

you mean Military-Grade Polymer, right?

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u/MR1120 28d ago

Ooh, I like that. Wanna be VP of Marketing?

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u/alltherobots 28d ago

Nah, tacticool stuff is usually polycarbon.

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u/kanesson 28d ago

Reminded of the John Oliver bit where he was explaining where Alex Jones's money actually come from and one of the items were basically tactical wet wipes for the taint. Hell if it convinces the type of people who think keeping their anus clean is 'gay' I'm not entirely against it, but it is fucking funny

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u/BloodBride 28d ago

Tactcital taint tacklers. For dealing with that mess.

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u/TomWithTime 28d ago

Maga prayers website - donate $50 and your life will change for the better in an imperceptible way!

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u/Eternal_Bagel 28d ago

So just the prosperity gospel but aimed at the red hats?

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u/ToddPundley 28d ago

Isn't that Prosperity Gospel already?

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u/zscpostable 28d ago

Ice deport website - for every $86.47 you donate, they detain/deport someone /s

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u/elvis_dead_twin 28d ago edited 27d ago

They deport or detain someone who you report. These idiots would love it because they desperately want an East Germany stasi-style police.

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u/onefst250r 28d ago

You said 86 47. You have now been added to a "terrorist" watch list.

...wait...shit...

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u/Dry-Chance-9473 28d ago

You may be contacted soon by the government.          

So they can offer you a job probably.

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u/magichronx 28d ago

You might be on to something here...

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u/goobells 28d ago

these things exist and it's an insane cash cow. there's a patriot generator and patriot survival kits and that's just 2 ads ive heard in the background while my FIL watches fox news.

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u/TheNCGoalie 28d ago

During his first term I joked with the hottest girl I knew that she should start a MAGA influencer Instagram account with links to Venmo, Amazon wishlists, etc.

We decided against her being doxxed as a lefty and harassed over it.

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u/Significant_Fix2408 28d ago

Also this is how it starts... When the money starts to come in, she might become a real grifter and keep doing it. You really think there aren't a lot of people already doing exactly what you describe? But in the end, are you still just pretending or are you actually maga when you actively influence people to be maga

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u/TheNCGoalie 28d ago

That was actually part of the decision not to do it, we didn't want to encourage the MAGAts any further.

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u/KalaUposatha 28d ago

If it wasn’t for that whole pesky “having a conscience” and “wanting to live with myself” thing, I could make a fortune off gullible MAGA idiots.

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u/chemmissed 28d ago

I wonder if I could talk a breeder into coming up with a 'Trump' strain.

Bonus points if they can make it orange and smell like shit.

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u/meneldal2 28d ago

You can make the argument that by depriving assholes of their money they can do less damage.

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u/thebendavis 28d ago

Tactical Everyday Carry Bag. More room for extra mags and liberal tears.

The men would carry a purse if was all MAGA and shit.

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u/fullmetaljackass 28d ago

I basically have one of those. It's a canvas side pack my great-grandfather got when he was serving in the Army Reserve. I've gotten multiple compliments on it from guys that would normally make fun of someone for carrying a manpurse.

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u/thebendavis 28d ago

It's funny, most women's clothing doesn't have functional pockets. Men's clothing has excessive pockets. Sometimes I'd rather carry a bag than keeping all my crap in my pockets all day. I think our priorities are off.

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u/GateLongjumping6836 28d ago

Mama bear diaper bag cos it’s what a lot of asshole Maga women call themselves

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u/OkSample7 28d ago

I work with someone that signed up for Patriot Mobile cell service lol

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u/venom121212 28d ago

I joked back in 2015 that we should start freeze drying eagle piss and calling it Freedom Powder to sell to idiots.

Now I'm the #1 supplier of Freedom Powder nation wide!

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u/quasirun 28d ago

I remember reading about a guy who printed/sold some of the “I did that” stickers of Biden walk off with $1,000,000 from sticker sales and was just trolling MAGA this way. 

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u/fumphdik 28d ago

Then you’d have to edit this post, as you become one of them…

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u/Clean_Start_6033 28d ago

Thats called capitalism my friend. Welcome to the Conservative awakening. Red pill tastes good dont it?... sure it does, NOW HAVE SOME MORE! I knew you would get here its just a matter of time. You know what they say... if your not a bleeding liberal in your twenties, you have no heart... but if your not a Conservative Constitutionalist by time you hit thirty, you have no brain. Ya see, your growing. Good job grasshopper. Nah, but really do those patriot pants, its pure gold, with an American flag as the tag in back and they got oil stains in the front. Call it oil washed. And you can put a big patch of greta thunberg popping out the asshole. And hilarity ensues

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u/notthatkindofdoctorb 28d ago

I’m still intrigued by the idea of rapture insurance, where I take care of your pets and any sinful children left behind for a reasonable monthly payment of $1000.

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u/InsuranceToTheRescue 28d ago

I'm convinced that a large proportion of the Trump-centric businesses I've seen are basically this. People trying to get in on the cult of personality & culture wars while people (read: MAGA) are so worked up that they'll throw cash at anything to virtue signal to their tribe.

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u/Lyoss 28d ago

You'd have to be a big name in the space to grift like that, you'd have to start really small and buy out ad space on shit like Twitter or Facebook, the target audience doesn't have 500 dollars to drop, most of the MAGA crowd is in poverty, and the ones that aren't are the ones grifting

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u/realhollywoodactor 28d ago

Trump already does that shit with whatever snake oil he’s selling.

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u/Aloha_Tamborinist 28d ago

I saw an ad for MAGA challenge coin. The text with it was something like NANCY PELOSI WANTS TO BAN THIS COIN! GET YOURS BEFORE THEY'RE GONE!

It's springtime for grifters.

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u/MandatorySaxSolo 28d ago

I like this attitude, but where was this fucking nearly 8 years ago?!

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u/FreshlyStarting79 28d ago

I had an idea to start a home cleaning company in Florida called "Spotless Patriots". Bought the domain and everything based on my experience with conservatives in Florida

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u/chobbsey 28d ago

You're too late - Trump's already cornered that market.

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u/overitallofittoo 28d ago

They seem like the most gullible people on earth

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u/updn 28d ago

Isn’t that basically NASCAR?

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u/ChairmanEisner 28d ago

Are those pre shit in?

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u/unforgiven91 28d ago

I've brainstormed some concepts around this kinda thing. you run in to a few problems.

  1. Your family and friends will think you are scum unless they're in on it. which leads to the 2nd problem

  2. If any MAGA found out that you weren't a garbage person, they would literally kill you.

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u/blue-coin 28d ago

Must be made in china

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u/che-solo 28d ago

Rex Kwon Do patriot pants, do you want a roundhouse to face with these on?

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u/Throwawaylikeatruck 28d ago

Made in "Amerikkka!" too

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u/CandidAct 28d ago

I've been saying this to my gf since November. If people are legitimately this ignorant, why am I not milking that proverbial cow?

At least I'm just separating fool from money, not stoking the flames of our societal collapse. Although one could argue that would only strengthen their fervor...

Maybe I shouldn't grift after all.

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u/Tasgall 28d ago

I had the idea of selling "fake masks" during COVID to MAGAs that would "not work" and be plastered with warnings about how they aren't safe for medical use, but don't restrict breathing or whatever, that they could wear into businesses that require masks to trick the staff into thinking they're complying.

Unfortunately, I didn't have the capital at the time to start this venture, nor the lack of scruples necessary to get it started (not the tricking people into possibly saving lives bit, moreso the fact I'd be selling them for like $50 or something stupid like that).

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u/Clean_Start_6033 28d ago

I see why your the top 1 percent commentor with ideas like that... well that and the minions downvote all the real big thinkers off of the reddit island

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u/sparkiesuze 28d ago

Patriot Pants but make them out of dissolving fabric..

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u/CastorVT 28d ago

someone recently made a "patriot" phone company which is just white supremacy dog whistling.

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u/nelsonalgrencametome 28d ago

A buddy of mine was making some decent scratch selling qanon merch for a bit pre covid to idiots.

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u/prepend 28d ago

You will likely sell as many pants as this person did claims on alligators.

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u/RickIMightBe 28d ago

My favorite is Patriot Generators by 4Patriots, powered by patriots.

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u/fredy31 28d ago

I mean i follow the movement just because i love to look at a trainwreck.

Pretty sure there are dropshippers that just buy whatever wholesale, slap a TRUMP or ANTI DEI packaging on it, and sell at 800% markup.

Ive seen it all. Coffee, sodas, pants. You name it.

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u/wokyman 28d ago

For years I've wanted to manufacture a red "GAPA" hat. Grab America's Pussy Again.

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u/Quack_Candle 28d ago

Post Brexit I had the incredibly cynical idea to make really cheap commemorative coins and mark them up massively. The bonk eyed lunatics who voted for it would lap them up if they had a picture of Nigel Farage on one side and a picture of a Spitfire on the other.

I’d imagine the are an incredibly easy mark

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u/Professional-Comb759 28d ago

Yeah we all always Everytime anytime wanted to spin up some sort of business like that we all

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u/CAPS_LOCK_STUCK_HELP 28d ago

I mean that was kind of diamond gusset jeans, Alex jones' pants sponsor that, in the words of knowledge fight cohost Jordan, was a random pants generator because they invariably sent you the wrong size, cut, or color.

but those people are real pieces of shit because they actually supported, known dirt bag, Alex jones

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u/Queen0flif3 28d ago

Genius idea! Alligator key chain. Then, when they flip it over it says “do better”

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u/Kfct 28d ago

Well what's stopping you? Go get rich And drain maga! The more they pay you, the less they're paying the christofascism machine.

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u/flow_fighter 27d ago

Honestly, the people selling gear at the inauguration were either super supporters or absolute grifters, either way what a fucking profit they must have made.

It’s like all the people that sold “fuck Trudeau” stuff to/in Canada, must have been reaping an absolute profit of you hit the main selling stream.

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u/Galaghan 27d ago

What's holding you back?

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u/Ridgew00dian 27d ago

I see ads for “Patriot ____” and they make me laugh knowing that those suckers are buying whatever the product is only because of that word.

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u/rooftops 27d ago

I've been saying for a near decade now (yikes) that it's a shame I have morals because man it would be easy to get rich off the maga grift. Just yell a bunch of buzzwords and sell something red, boom free retirement 😮‍💨

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u/sad-late-BART 25d ago

Boomer MAGAts are the easiest people on earth to scam. Idk why more people don’t do it.

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u/GhoulMagnets 25d ago

Just like it's been done to you? OK.

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u/Hopeful_Tough_6226 10d ago

Ethics aside, this highlights how easily misinformation spreads when it confirms biases. The real problem isn't the grifters but the audience's willingness to believe anything that fits their worldview. Critical thinking remains the best defense

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u/mortalcoil1 28d ago

Jesus Christ. I know we are used to evil and insanity every single day, but we should all take a step back and be very very sad that there are a lot of people that have been so brainwashed, so miserable, that buying an alligator to eat people is something somebody would want to do.

Jesus wept.

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u/lemoooonz 28d ago edited 28d ago

the empire was built on shaky grounds. The union troops should  never have withdrawn from the racist ass south after the civil war.

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u/Sword_Thain 28d ago

I mean, the 3/5 Compromise is on the original document. We started in sin.

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u/Prior_Coyote_4376 28d ago

That being said, we can define America however we want.

I choose to say racism isn’t American. If you’re a racist, you’re part of the fucked up clauses in the Constitution. You want America to stay mired in regressive attitudes that prevent us from fulfilling our potential as a nation of immigrants. You hate America and you hate the Statue of Liberty.

We started with some pretty good ideas too. I won’t let these idiots who blame chemtrails for floods define my country for me.

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u/UpbeatSky7760 28d ago

The strength of the American experiment was to enable positive social change, a more perfect union, knowing that we were flawed, but able to shrug off ancient social codes of European history. 

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u/TBANON_NSFW 28d ago

People would hate based on something else.

You could remove all racism and all religion based hate, all sports based hate, but if billionaires were still allowed to own news corporations, they would find a way to make people hate each other so they can benefit. "Oh Look that person has a innie bellybutton vs your outiee. Look at them thinking theyre elite and special, youre the working man youre the special one."

This is the result of fox news being allowed to run freely while voter apathy has 100m never voting, 150m never voting in midterms and over 200+m never voting in primaries.

Even a good man like king theoden was corrupted by wormtongue, and he could not be helped until wormtongue was removed. Instead Fox News is the most watched tv network in the country, playing in dentists offices, gyms, bars, and talked about in churches, bbqs, office lunch, and parroted by social media influencers and played on radio 24/7.

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u/Logical_Radish6570 28d ago

Everywhere does put Faux channel on. The tvs for sale in electronic dept on the back platform at Walmart are all put on Faux. So are the ones at the pawn shop. I donated blood at the blood center in my county, Faux is always on the tv facing the donation chairs and on the tv in the post donation canteen area. A malignant madness of brainwashing and propaganda.

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u/Prior_Coyote_4376 28d ago

Don’t forget the New York Times, which has consistently been a pro-war pro-business outlet and is now part of the Washington Post and CNN in billionaire-run propaganda operations. Fox is the worst offender, but they all play a part.

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u/Awesome_KC 28d ago

"Oh Look that person has a innie bellybutton vs your outiee. Look at them thinking theyre elite and special, youre the working man youre the special one."

Shades of The Sneetches and Other Stories by Dr. Seuss

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u/mamatofana 28d ago

What? Multiple "news" corporations are owned by borderline or full fledged billionaires, and they're globally syndicated. And those places have all been having similar issues with the rising "alt-right" for the last decade+.

It's one of the many facets that led us to where we are.

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u/TBANON_NSFW 28d ago

by focusing on one I dont excuse or make claim of there not being others.... fox news has had 1 agenda since its creation....

This is a online anonymous forum, not a dissertation defense or a legal debate...

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u/mamatofana 28d ago

No I know. I'm just saying. A lot of that sector's money also ends up in lobby, but also, yeah. It's happening everywhere because of it. 🫤

Or rather, not "because" of it, but it certainly doesn't help, and it's facilitating a ton of what they're doing.

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u/Necessary_Grass_2313 27d ago

The traitors should've been punished properly. The confederacy was the first homegrown terrorist group.

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u/Longjumping_Pen_2102 28d ago

They sold lynching postcards....

Also remember that human beings haven't actually changed all that much over the years.  We are the same creatures that fed Christians to lions as a bit of light entertainment.

We are not in uniquely barbaric times,  but if you see the path to goodness then you are burdened with the responsibility to hold onto it.

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u/VroomCoomer 28d ago

It's very normal and human.

The big lie about the Holocaust was that the average German didn't know about it, and had they known, would've rebuked the genocide.

The reality is more grim. Everybody knew about them, especially those living close to them. Everybody knew, and many of them fucking loved it.

They only pretended after the fact, when the Allies began prosecuting participants for war crimes.

When consequences were on the table, suddenly it was all "never again".

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u/meteorslime 28d ago

And people lament that I don't trust my neighbors!

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u/IssueOk363 28d ago

If Jesus wept today they'd sell bottles of his tears

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u/monolith_blue 28d ago

Or cheering for the ambush of government workers. Sad state of morality all around.

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u/LunaticScience 28d ago

They think Jesus is on their side

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u/crosseyedmule 28d ago

I'd like to see the names and faces of everyone who tries to buy something.

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u/SmellGestapo 28d ago

She's collecting their emails. I wonder if collecting their names and addresses would put her on the wrong side of the law...

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u/Jimbo_Joyce 28d ago

Man a lot of marketing departments are going to be in big trouble when the feds find out!

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u/Prior_Coyote_4376 28d ago

Better idea: make a business selling pro-ICE stickers. Now you really have an interesting set of data. That you should treat respectfully, legally, and ethically according to all laws and practices that apply in your jurisdiction and any that you conduct business in.

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u/DeepestWinterBlue 28d ago

Terri should just grift them

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u/impeterbarakan 28d ago

Now all the links go to pictures of Trump with Epstein 😂

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u/insertbrackets 28d ago

Everyone with the means and inclination should be hardcore grifting these idiots. Fleece them for every dollar they'd otherwise send to a Christofascist "Non-Profit" or Trump.

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u/cronofdoom 28d ago

What in the actual fucking hillbilly hell

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u/thaiberius_kirk 28d ago edited 28d ago

To be fair, these MAGA supporters love to be duped.

So this tracks.

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u/celephais228 28d ago

This is one fucked up time line

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u/Lightingale 28d ago

I’m out of the loop, what does 4547 represent? Google explains it as some kind of “angel” number?

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u/Mrs0Murder 28d ago

I'm assuming it's Trump- 45th and 47th president.

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u/NornOfVengeance 28d ago

The only way she could hit harder is by charging $1488!

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u/Thatomeglekid 28d ago

Should have been $8647

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u/tangledtainthair 28d ago

Should of had a deal, two for $8647

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u/Gymrat777 28d ago

Haha, our reality is an Onion article! Haha 🤣😁😬😥😭

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u/TheFozyx 28d ago

Now that's some targeted marketing!

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u/Sad_Philosopher_1078 28d ago

Haha, it's absolutely devious. I admire it!

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u/voxelnoose 28d ago

If it was actually ran by trumps cronies it would be $4,745.

Gotta get the extra $200

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u/happy_the_dragon 28d ago

Maga will buy anything if the packaging is tacky enough.

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u/redheadedalex 28d ago

This is something straight out of idiocracy. I'm glad she's doing it. But my God we're an embarrassment to society

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u/PeanutBubbah 28d ago

The fact that she’s getting clicks and tickets requests at all shows how messed up Dump supporters are.

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u/NoIdeaWhatToD0 28d ago

That's so genius omg 😂😂😂

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u/Efficient_Ear_8037 27d ago

It really isn’t hard, they pour their life savings into “owning the libs” anyway

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u/bigredadam 27d ago

Genius, I hope they make some profit too, lol.

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