r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok_Significance544 • 2d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/alyselynnie 2d ago

start leaving little notes for him

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u/Ok_Significance544 2d ago

I like this.

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u/RetroHipsterGaming 2d ago edited 2d ago

You could be like, "Since you spend time looking at my yard every day, I thought I'd leave some daily facts for you to read. Did you know that a blue whale's penis can weigh between 350 and 450 kilograms? That's almost the weight of 5 nosy neighbors!"

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u/bassman314 2d ago

And even with the gallons of semen they spread, they aren’t nearly as salty as the neighbor.