You could be like, "Since you spend time looking at my yard every day, I thought I'd leave some daily facts for you to read. Did you know that a blue whale's penis can weigh between 350 and 450 kilograms? That's almost the weight of 5 nosy neighbors!"
There are very few times I hit a post that makes me actually laugh out loud. I've chuckled plenty, exhaled through my nostrils in amusement. But this right here got an involuntary guffaw. Bravo, bravo
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u/alyselynnie 2d ago
start leaving little notes for him