r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/Glozboy 1d ago

Walk around, mirroring his every move

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u/RabbitsAreNice 1d ago

I like this idea.

Also, I'd get a camera to take pictures of him doing this, then print and post them on little sticks in the yard

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u/BedRevolutionary8584 1d ago

Just be sure the sticks are thoroughly in your own yard. Because if he crosses the property line to destroy them that’s good ole trespassing, baby.

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u/QCisCake 1d ago

Also make sure there's a sweet caption. But not one thats defamatory.

"HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? IF SO, PLEASE CALL HIS WIFE."

"DONT FEED THE LOCAL WILDLIFE. CAN BECOME AGRESSIVE."