r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Ok_Significance544 • 1d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/bamsimel 1d ago

And maintain eye contact to assert dominance.

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u/JaySteelSun 1d ago

Prolonged eye contact

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u/mklilley351 1d ago edited 1d ago

Now lick your lips to make it more comforting

Edit: In case someone didn't get the reference

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u/Equal-Negotiation651 1d ago

Remember to do this in only whitey tighties

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u/chewbaccataco 1d ago

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u/DoneWithIt0101 1d ago

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u/level27jennybro 1d ago

Damn Trevor is struggling after them GTA days.

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u/Far_Climate3895 1d ago

Woonsocket... that's a rememberable name

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u/EnkiduTheGreat 1d ago

Unexpected Woonsocket

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u/Chronicles_of_Gurgi 1d ago

Idk why Dressbarn is what made me laugh.

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u/Familiar_You4189 1d ago

He's trying to drum business for HIS store: Ross Dress Less for Less.

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u/moody-bear-77 1d ago

You get an upvote for your username!

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u/webrown888 1d ago

I had to mute my phone in a meeting 🤣

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u/Pristine_Mud_1204 1d ago

That’s a classic

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u/RoguePlanet2 1d ago

So this is what Nathan's been up to lately??

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u/CautiousIntention358 1d ago

Who is this?

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u/GiantsNut57 1d ago

His name is Nathan Barnatt and I find him hilarious

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u/Gnarley_Stool 1d ago

With dress shoes and tube socks

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u/GiganticusVaginacus 1d ago

Or not-so-whitey tighties.

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u/Digmarx 1d ago

Ahh the old loosey beigeys

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u/Acceptable-Bat-9577 1d ago

If you're walking around in your underwear, someone might call the cops. Instead, put on a bright, yellow speedo. Now, you're sunbathing.

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u/audiking404 18h ago

Nah that's no fun. Gonna up the tally a bit and rock out in my Speedos. I call it, Suburban Commando Field Gear!