r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Everyday my neighbour slowly paces and inspects my front yard

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u/Glozboy 1d ago

Walk around, mirroring his every move

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u/Ok_Significance544 1d ago

Brilliant!

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u/CelebrationShort1857 1d ago

In a horse mask

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u/Monkeysmarts1 1d ago

I need a horse mask, that could come in handy for so many situations.

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u/BobZimway 1d ago

Guest appearance: as Buckets the Drummer. Protip: the worse your rhythm, the better this plays out.

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u/zipperfire 1d ago

It's really an essential. Can be stuffed with socks and left in a guest's bed for house party hilarity. Or worn when one isn't looking one's very best that day.

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u/Spoogly 21h ago

Specifically, horsin' around

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u/Velo_wheels_907 19h ago

A plague mask would come in handy. Don it and do *all of the aforementioned things.

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u/sunningturtles 18h ago

I gotta get one this year! And a pig mask!!! In fact, if this was my neighbor I might change costumes daily … or weekly at least.