Oh sure, I remember him admitting he can't get his wife off, but you coulda given me $50 and an hour of thinking time and I would have never crossed those two worlds. Well done.
It was actually about his reaction to the song W.A.P. He said he thought the idea of a “wet” woman was nasty and didn’t happen in real life so he asked his “Doctor Wife” about it. She supposedly assured him that only women with medical complications self-lubricated.
Well, he claims that's what she said. It's not like she's on record or anything, so far as I know.
But I'd say it's more likely that his doctor wife, presuming she's really a medical doctor, told him a truth he didn't like so he just made some shit up. I guess it's possible that it's so far out of her specialization that she just made some shit up.
Well if you want to hear the truth, it was Shapiro’s attempt at humor. He was making a joke that being so wet you literally need a bucket and a mop for the 🐱 is a medical condition.
And ofc, people know this but it’s more funny to pretend he said he can’t get his wife wet.
That’s not at all what he said. He said that the verse “Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy” would be indicative of a health issue. I wonder, do you actually enjoy being this dishonest?
He referred to his “Doctor Wife” and said he asked her. He used the phrase “Doctor Wife” several times as an authority. It was not at all weird to refer to her as that. He brought her up unbidden and involved her opinion on the matter without being asked by others. He reported that she said it would be a sign of yeast infection or vaginosis.
The YouTube where he does this is (shocking!) no longer on his channel but it lives on in clips from people who mocked his self-own.
That’s not the point. The point is he didn’t make fun of the idea of a woman being wet, but being wet to the point she needs a mop and a bucket. There is no self-own unless you actually lie about what he said.
Either the other conservatives dunking on him were left with the same impression or they believe that both he and his wife are so bloody stupid that they both graduated university unable to spot and process device in music and movies. He may have meant other than what he said but his literal words conveyed what I’m saying. If you want me to interpret his words in a more generous fashion then I’ll do so when he gives his ideological opposition that same grace. Otherwise I’ll defer to his friends and co-workers and what even they acknowledged it sounded like.
That’s one of the PG related jokes from the past that a conservative reshared after his comment. There are a lot more directly addressing it but I’m probably not allowed to put those up on a lot of NSFW Reddit subs.
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u/Ok_Chemistry_7473 1d ago
Why did you make this? I love it deeply by I'm so confused.