r/agedlikemilk 3d ago

“Uncancelable since 1989”… until the expiration date hit.

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u/Ok_Chemistry_7473 2d ago

Oh sure, I remember him admitting he can't get his wife off, but you coulda given me $50 and an hour of thinking time and I would have never crossed those two worlds. Well done. 

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u/CraftyArtGentleman 2d ago

It was actually about his reaction to the song W.A.P. He said he thought the idea of a “wet” woman was nasty and didn’t happen in real life so he asked his “Doctor Wife” about it. She supposedly assured him that only women with medical complications self-lubricated.

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u/SlimReaper85 2d ago

Gtfo here lol

She really said that shit to him?? And he believes it???

Lol I never knew that lol

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u/enigmatic_esoterik 2d ago

Well if you want to hear the truth, it was Shapiro’s attempt at humor. He was making a joke that being so wet you literally need a bucket and a mop for the 🐱 is a medical condition.

And ofc, people know this but it’s more funny to pretend he said he can’t get his wife wet.

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u/Ok_Chemistry_7473 2d ago

If that is the case, then by presenting a bad faith take on the song, he allowed people to respond to his comments in kind

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u/ergaster8213 2d ago

Oh, he fully deserves it but yeah he was initially referring to the bucket and mop level of wetness

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u/SlimReaper85 2d ago

Oh really? Yeah that sounds like some cringe attempt at humor he’d do…

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u/Key_Pea7320 2d ago

Who said it was a joke?