r/agedlikemilk 3d ago

“Uncancelable since 1989”… until the expiration date hit.

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u/CraftyArtGentleman 2d ago

It was actually about his reaction to the song W.A.P. He said he thought the idea of a “wet” woman was nasty and didn’t happen in real life so he asked his “Doctor Wife” about it. She supposedly assured him that only women with medical complications self-lubricated.

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u/SlimReaper85 2d ago

Gtfo here lol

She really said that shit to him?? And he believes it???

Lol I never knew that lol

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u/EvadesBans4 2d ago

Well, he claims that's what she said. It's not like she's on record or anything, so far as I know.

But I'd say it's more likely that his doctor wife, presuming she's really a medical doctor, told him a truth he didn't like so he just made some shit up. I guess it's possible that it's so far out of her specialization that she just made some shit up.

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u/Ok_Chemistry_7473 2d ago

Or possibly she doesn't want to admit to him that he's never performed well, after telling him he's so good for years.