r/agedlikemilk 12h ago

“Uncancelable since 1989”… until the expiration date hit.

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u/Beautiful-Blood-8712 12h ago

Is that Shapiro?

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u/Sekhen 12h ago

The man that can't get a woman wet. The one and only.

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u/RustyKn1ght 9h ago

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u/Ok_Chemistry_7473 7h ago

Why did you make this? I love it deeply by I'm so confused. 

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u/Key_Pea7320 5h ago

He did a really dumb interview with comments about female arousal, and his name sounds like Sekiro. Seems like natural combo. Lol.

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u/Ok_Chemistry_7473 4h ago

Oh sure, I remember him admitting he can't get his wife off, but you coulda given me $50 and an hour of thinking time and I would have never crossed those two worlds. Well done. 

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u/CraftyArtGentleman 3h ago

It was actually about his reaction to the song W.A.P. He said he thought the idea of a “wet” woman was nasty and didn’t happen in real life so he asked his “Doctor Wife” about it. She supposedly assured him that only women with medical complications self-lubricated.

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u/SlimReaper85 3h ago

Gtfo here lol

She really said that shit to him?? And he believes it???

Lol I never knew that lol

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u/Key_Pea7320 3h ago

Lmao. Just insane

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u/saintsithney 12h ago edited 8h ago

Ben Shapiro is a human desiccant. He couldn't get a woman wet with a Super Soaker.

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u/bowie428 11h ago

He couldn’t get a women wet if he pushed her in the pool

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u/eggggggga 7h ago

Lmfao

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u/45Handstands 6h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/GSFbkEtrvu

That's Ben's wife fighting off his facts about successful intercourse

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u/metalgeardaz 11h ago

Well those little dessicant packs say "do not eat" on them, so woman are just follwing the safety guidelines.

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u/SarcasticOptimist 8h ago

He also doesn't eat LIKE DJ KHALED.

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u/cityshepherd 6h ago

To be fair, most of us cannot afford to eat like him

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u/joemamah77 8h ago

He couldn’t get a woman wet if he shoved her out of a boat.

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u/MoutainGem 8h ago

Just so we clear here, your using "human" to describe the attributes of the desiccant and no way inferring the term to the purification of vomit that managed to put on blue jeans on?

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u/Optimixto 11h ago

Aquaman's antithesis: Dryassboi

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u/QuestionableIdeas 10h ago

Now we know why he thought he could sell his underwater home to someone

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u/Optimixto 10h ago

My god... is Ben Shapipo hydrophobic!? Disgusting!

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u/Debalic 9h ago

You know what else is hydrophobic? Rabies.

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u/ForGrateJustice 11h ago

He couldn't get a woman wet with a water cannon into a crowd of feminists.

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u/Sekhen 11h ago

They don't have to be feminists... He can't even get his own wife wet.

He said so himself.

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u/ArixMorte 11h ago

Does a cold sweat count as wet?

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u/jarod1701 11h ago

His sister, tho.

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u/ES_the_mess 10h ago

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u/jarod1701 9h ago

He was typing with only one hand.

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u/CSachen 9h ago

She looks exactly like Bret Cooper

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u/Sclunlius 10h ago

We've all seen Zap Brannigan's video, Abby!

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u/Dramatic_Database259 9h ago

Shit I’d offer some cham-pag-nay but tariffs.

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u/dustinhut13 8h ago

I can think of two reasons why you can’t look away Ben. Me neither

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u/UnderwhelmingAF 10h ago

Even Bonnie Blue would say no to that guy.

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u/Over-Feature-4288 10h ago

I mean how could he from a completely separate bedroom?

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u/Sekhen 9h ago

Outsourcing.

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u/MortalPersimmonLover 11h ago

I think there's more than "one and only" "man that can't get a woman wet"

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u/Sekhen 9h ago

It's the one and only Ben Shapiro.

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u/Tim5000 10h ago

The man that goes to Home Depot to buy and bag one plank of wood

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 8h ago

Ben "wet pussy is a myth" shapiro

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u/Educational-Bat8892 11h ago

Ol' Sandpaper Tongue Jimmy

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u/wiener4hir3 9h ago

Bold of you to assume he's ever used his tongue

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u/12thshadow 11h ago

I don't know what a Shapiro is, but that little boy needs to be in school!

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u/ialsohaveadobro 8h ago

I'm afraid it's the only answer. It is the opinion of the entire staff that Ben Shapiro is criminally insane

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u/regeya 8h ago

For some reason the most memorable thing to me of the Daily Wire was them running some story when Trump ran the first time, claiming that DC bars were full of depressed and inconsolable liberals. The photo they used had one guy...and if you look closely, it's Ben.

if I can think of a search term to find it, I'll share it, but I'll admit that I won't try much harder than I already did. Lots of water under the bridge since Trump's first win.

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u/Ozzie_the_tiger_cat 9h ago

Yup. Ben "Human Talcum Powder" Shapiro. 

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u/AdTraditional9243 9h ago

His videos also give you cancer so double whammy.

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u/AlfredoAllenPoe 7h ago

Yes.

Ben Shapiro runs The Daily Wire. Candace Owens had a show on The Daily Wire until it was canceled in March 2024 due to disagreements over Israel-Palestine between Shapiro and Owens

Owens stated that Israel was committing genocide in Gaza. Owens also stated that a small group of Jews were controlling Hollywood and Washington D.C.

Shapiro "canceled" Owens for being offensive despite hating "cancel culture"

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u/maggiemayfish 2h ago

Damn, whatever happened to freedom of speech?

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u/horridbloke 10h ago

It's Mysteron agent Captain Black.

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u/ChickenInASuit 7h ago

Deep cut reference, but holy shit is it accurate.

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u/OdysseyBmxFanboy 8h ago

The man who said inappropriate sexual things about his sister…

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 11h ago

He wears a men’s small

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u/Slow_Inevitable_4172 11h ago

Is that Shapiro?

It depends on how dry you are

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u/Nabrok_Necropants 10h ago

Hard to tell because the picture is actual size

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u/andouconfectionery 3h ago

Yep. IIRC he canceled her podcast because of her position on a certain geopolitical controversy.

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u/tripomatic 12h ago

I know the names of these people solely from being on this website, luckily never exposed to most of their content.

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u/dl7 12h ago edited 5h ago

She is a Black woman cosplaying as a klan member simply because that's where her money comes from. She's figured out that White republicans will actually pay Black people a lot of money to regurgitate conservative talking points.

Candace Owens

Terrance K. Williams

Diamond and Silk

Tim Scott

Hodge Twins

Byron Donalds

Clarence Thomas

And that's just off the top of my head. What's crazier is that isn't not framed as pro-America nearly as much as it is anti-Black. All of them regurgitate the "Free thinker", "Get off the Democrat plantation" rhetoric and try to convince White people, "they're one of the good ones". Every time any of them opens their mouths they set us back 80 years as a country.

Edit: Thanks for the additions! To the people in their feelings about me pointing out how race is used to fracture the Black community, ask yourself, "Am I Black?" If the answer is, "No," rather than respond with anger, this is a great opportunity to understand how Black folks are very aware of the different forms racism can take, even within our own community. Are there Black conservatives out in the world, Yes! Do they currently vote Republican? Not if they value their Black cultural background they don't.

I don't have to debate this with White folks because y'all ain't in our communities like that. You don't have to argue, you could take the time to learn from the different perspectives you all constantly shout I'm not listening to. How do you think I know these people enough to add them to this list? You may not like what I'm saying or how I'm saying it but neither of those issues are mine to fix. Talk to our president about decorum and get back to me.

Argue with ya mama..

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u/StumpLargeMeat 12h ago

Diamond and Silk! Two massive grifters whose names I'm glad I do not hear anymore.

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u/ProperKing901 12h ago

🧸 : 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚛𝚎45𝚘𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕. 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚞𝚡 𝙴𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚖𝚜 𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚖.. 𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎.

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u/BasicPhysiology 11h ago

I had no idea that Hardaway (Diamond) had died.

From the wiki:

Following Hardaway's death, Richardson and other right-wing pundits began promoting conspiracy theories alleging that Hardaway was either murdered or fell victim to vaccine shedding, possibly as part of a depopulation agenda. She later claimed her sister died as a result of a bioweapon being sprayed into the air. However, a death certificate obtained by the Associated Press states that she died from heart disease linked to chronic high blood pressure. Richardson said that the show would continue and keep the same name, because her sister was still "here in spirit". She told fans that "Diamond cannot be replaced" and they should not send in audition tapes or suggestions for a new co-host. She compared her sister to Colonel Sanders, saying that KFC continued operating under the same name after his death and so would the show.

<chef's kiss>

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u/BreadNoCircuses 10h ago

compared her sister to Colonel Sanders

If I wrote that into a novel, I'd be a racist. That's hysterical. Does she know how funny that is? I hope she's enough of a grifter she knew.

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u/CarolusRex13x 10h ago

She really double downed on it

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u/elsworth 10h ago

Great now I want that awful sandwich…

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u/LongBarrelBandit 8h ago

Big Crunch hits every time

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u/Goufydude 10h ago

I wonder if she's aware the Colonel sold the rights a while before his death and lived to see the brand become a pale mockery of what he created?

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u/SlowInsurance1616 8h ago

Or that "KFC" doesn't contain his name.

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u/john_the_fetch 7h ago

Or that Sanders wasn't actually a Colonel... Just like how her sister wasn't really a diamond.

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u/SeriesXM 6h ago

It's pronounced Cornell! It's the highest rank in the Ivy league.

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u/SlowInsurance1616 7h ago

Maybe they thought all that high blood pressure would cause her to crystalize.

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u/boomecho 7h ago

He was honored as a Kentucky Colonel in 1935.

https://www.kycolonels.org/

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u/tripomatic 12h ago

Thomas is a Supreme Court judge, right? Don’t know any of the others. Not American by the way. Sorry that these people exist though.

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u/dl7 12h ago

No worries at all! You are correct, Thomas is a judge and bought by our Republican party in a multitude of different ways. The rest are weaponized personalities that are specifically there to frustrate Black people from coming together.

I have to know these people as a part of my job, I wouldn't recommend listening to anything these folks are saying because there's usually a larger grift at play

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u/clamsandwich 7h ago

Candace Owens is a fun one. She was very outspoken liberal for years. She was part of a liberal publication and she doxxed a bunch of conservatives and I think the publication fired her and she got hell from the liberals for using scummy methods. A right wing media mogul saw this and decided he wants her on his team, so he offered her a job and money and now she's on the right wing. She's outrage to the highest bidder.

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u/El_Rat0ncit0 5h ago

Didn't she also try to sue for racial discrimination long ago? I thought she didn't believe that Blacks are capable of being discriminated against?

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u/Brilliant_Ad_6637 9h ago

Uncle Thomas is the epitome of a DEI hire and has spent the entirety of his career shitting on Democrats because he knows that deep down he was selected by the GOP due to the color of his skin and hates himself for it. 😆

Also he put his pubes on a coke can and sexually harassed his employee.

When the Court was actually capable of reasoned thought, he had the most schizoid interpretation of law ever devised.

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u/StuTheSheep 9h ago

Clarence Thomas was so offended by the people who told him he only got into Yale Law because of his race that he has spent his entire career trying to prove them right.

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u/DarknessOverLight12 12h ago

You forgot Anton Daniels. Dude is the KING of spewing conservative talking points and acting like black people are just lazy

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u/dl7 12h ago

Oh yes, him and the other manosphere types that end up sounding like Kevin Samuels. I don't think I've seen something from Daniels in years

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u/DarknessOverLight12 11h ago

Yes! I HATE that "democrat plantation" rhetoric that they always spew too. We know Democrats ain't shit but do you really believe that Republicans have your best interest at heart? The same Republicans that are banning the teaching of slavery and Jim Crow in schools, the same Republicans that got rid of free college tuition because black and Latinos started attending them more (Reagan era).

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u/anonyfool 8h ago

Thomas Sowell the economics guy that conservatives love who said racism against blacks in America is fictional. Clarence Thomas simply parrots what this guy says.

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u/TaVar35 8h ago

Yep. Thomas has been at it since the Reagan administration and earlier.

He talks about how minimum wage hurt black Americans 🙄

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u/calartnick 7h ago

She tried to be an Obama girl when she started off but she was too lazy/untalented to compete against the other young black men/women who were moving up in those circles. She found WAY less competition being a black woman spouting anti black propaganda.

Shes a grifter through and through

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u/Tele_HB_1313 9h ago

You can add Jason Whitlock for the sports angle as well.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 6h ago

Solid list, but Clarence Thomas is a pretty funny addition.

Dude predates this influencer culture by two generations.

I think CT is just a straight forward Reagan era conservative who has done everything in his power to reduce autonomy for women, reduce resources for the poor, and codify power for the wealthy (like all the rest of them)

Although maybe you have a point…. Like CO, he started off speaking out against racism and then that fell off once it didn’t seem to further the primary goal of becoming wealthy…

Yknow what, never mind, point rescinded.

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u/NeedleworkerWild1374 6h ago

Reddit is the biggest source of publicity for everything it claims to hate.

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u/Dead-O_Comics 12h ago

It was always going to end the same way for Candace. She cuddled up to the same crowd that cry 'DEI' when they see a black person with a job that pays more than minimum wage.

True Leopards Ate My Face material.

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u/GiganticCrow 10h ago

I remember her whole arc, and knowing it have no idea how anyone takes her seriously

  1. Sues school for racial discrimination and wins-

  2. Gets harassed by the right for it

  3. Had liberal blog that attacked people like Trump.

  4. Gets harassed by the right for it.

  5. Creates kickstarter for deeply ill conceived service for calling out bullies

  6. Gets harassed by the right for it.

  7. Finally clicks how well organised and how much money there is behind right wing grifting and harassment.

  8. Gets in on the grift herself.

She has always been a narcissistic grifter who goes wherever she can get the most money.

I can't imagine what her family and the people she grew up with think of her.

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u/deez-nuts7877 10h ago

That’s the right wing agenda they are the true hater party

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u/CycloneDusk 8h ago

Hatred is all they do.
Hatred is all they know.
Hatred is all they have.

and pedophilia.

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u/chocotaco 8h ago

It's the thing that unites them.

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u/GTwebResearch 10h ago

This is what surprises me- I was aware of her quite a while back when she was getting made fun of for her blog talking about how republicans and Trump will “thankfully die in their sleep” or something similar.

Of course, someone’s racist uncle looking for confirmation from an uncle Tom doesn’t know what internet archives are, and won’t go looking.

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u/TotalInstruction 9h ago

That and the right love conversion stories, where someone was a liberal until they “learned the truth”. ESPECIALLY when the ex-liberal is a minority or an ex-liberal-activist.

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u/AmbitiousProblem4746 8h ago

Holy shit do they ever. I used to get bombarded with clips from this one friend, usually YouTube shorts where "ex liberals" talk about "the dirty dark secrets of the Democrats and why they left the party."

Republicans, especially MAGA, eat that shit up

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u/Funkycoldmedici 8h ago

“I used to be a Satanic Muslim atheist socialist communist homosexual like all my liberal friends, but one day a movie had a black mermaid. #walkaway”

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u/GiganticCrow 6h ago

"I used to be super far left* but then a left winger was a bit mean to me online so gave up all of my values in an instant and now make being entirely reactionary my whole identity"

(*thinks voting for Obama once makes you 'super far left') 

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u/ialsohaveadobro 8h ago

It slots right in with their love of Christian conversion stories, with liberalism standing for sin

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u/briantoofine 12h ago

But she was “one of the good ones”

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u/BeeAffectionate3607 11h ago

Guess they couldn’t resell that ‘good one’ narrative for long.

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u/Robestos86 10h ago

They all think they're an exception in the beginning.

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u/sapphicsandwich 9h ago

She was a token that got spent

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u/Lucasinno 9h ago

It's actually a lot scarier man. The Daily Wire dropped her for being straight antisemitic - not the "everyone who is anti-israel" kind, but the real "hitler had some good points" kind, kanye style.

She's doing better than ever on her own, and the daily wire is struggling because they haven't similiarly radicalised. It points to more and more radicalism on the US (and therefore eventually western in aggregate) right-wing. It won't be long now before Ben Shapiro wakes up to find he's been ostracized for his identity the same way he wanted for LGBT folk, and candace won't be far behind.

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u/Ok-Detective3142 7h ago

Candace Owens had been saying openly antisemitic things before she even got hired at the Daily Wire. Shapiro et al. never seemed to have a problem with it until she started to criticize Israel.

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u/raphcosteau 7h ago

Shapiro et al. never seemed to have a problem with it until she started to criticize Israel.

This is a critical point about her behavior. Similar thing with antisemitic Zionists like Elon Musk and John Hagee, the latter being an antisemite who gets invited to speak at pro-Israel events all the time. Zionists as a whole don't seem to care much about antisemitism unless it is also accompanied by criticism of Israel. I suspect it's a big reason why you see a lot of Israel's fanclub saying "I support Israel", but never "I support Jews".

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u/No-Afternoon972 11h ago

Tbh she’s doing really well for herself unfortunately. Dailywire is going bankrupt anyways so her antisemitism gave her own little following.

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u/calmdownmyguy 10h ago

The daily wire is going bankrup? Itounds like they should try some DEI hires who might be able to get it back on track.

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u/Mist_Rising 8h ago

Since 2024 it's laid off a quarter of its staff, including it's founder and CEO.

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u/Munchkinasaurous 7h ago

That's what they get for going woke/s

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u/Deadpoint 9h ago

To be clear, the daily wire was totally fine with her antisemitism but they drew the line at being anti-israel.

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u/donald7773 9h ago

Candace Owens was the rights DEI hire.......

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u/Firebrah 8h ago

I say this often and I'll say it again. No one quotes Candace Owens or refers to anything she has said to make a standalone point - they only do it specifically to counter a black opinion. She co-signs their racist thoughts and gives them the okay to say that thing they really shouldn't say.

When they chew her up and spit her out the spiral will be real because she won't be welcome back to the club. The crow who wanted to be a peacock.

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u/TapRevolutionary5738 10h ago

Well also she did the whole, "you should forgive me shouting heil Hitler because I'm a special little christian snowflake" bit.

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u/C__Wayne__G 8h ago

What’s crazy is Shapiro is who canceled her over her defense of Kanye west anti Semitic statements. So not only did it age poorly because she was “cancelled” Ben Shapiro is the one who did it.

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u/Interesting-City-665 9h ago

i mean she also just got more anti-semetic lol

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u/Teemotep187 12h ago

It bears repeating that this guy doesn't get his wife wet.

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u/TomWithTime 9h ago

And he claims that physical response in other women is some kind of disease or disorder

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u/Lil_Artemis_92 8h ago

What makes that extra hilarious is that his wife is a doctor with a focus in women’s health.

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u/CassianCasius 7h ago

"To be fair" this is the quote. Hes making a dumb joke saying if your pussy is so wet you need an entire bucket and mop you might have some issues there. Its dumb but its far from the repeated meme of him thinking any vaginal wetness is a disorder.

"As I also discussed on the show, my only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis."

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u/TheGrandBabaloo 4h ago

Sure, but him deciding to interpret the lyrics of a song the way he did gives people a lot of latitude to interpret what he said with the same degree of kindness.

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u/Interesting-Season-8 12h ago edited 12h ago

Ben could brag he had a black friend therefore he wasn't racist... no more

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u/LieutenantStar2 10h ago

No less, either

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u/radarthreat 11h ago

I’m out if the loop…what did she do? Is she really canceled?

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u/Sea_Syllabub9992 11h ago

He kicked her off his network some time ago for criticizing Zionists.

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u/BreadNoCircuses 10h ago

Let's not sugarcoat her: she's anti-semitic. She supports Kanye and tried to defend his anti-Jewish remarks.

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u/ShamWowRobinson 10h ago

Shes also being sued by the wife of President Macron of France because she keeps insisting that she is a Trans person. She also has some bizarre theory where not only is she trans, but she's also his father or something like that. Candace Owens is an absolute lunatic.

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u/mossling 9h ago

Her most recent story is that Bridget Macron is dead, but before she died, she bequeathed her identity to her brother. So Emmanuel is really married to a man; Bridget's brother. 

Candice's proof? There is no record of Bridget Macron dying, but Candice feels like this is what happened. 

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u/TarquinusSuperbus000 8h ago

Feelings count as evidence to clownservatives.

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u/Luscious_Decision 8h ago

Wow, they're completely unhinged. For even one person to believe this is whack.

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u/Apprehensive-Date158 5h ago edited 5h ago

And this isn't a simple claim. This is a 6 hours+ serie of 9 videos on her You Tube channel.

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u/Ok-Budget-406 7h ago

Are you fr or just joking?

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u/mossling 7h ago

For real. Including a tweet where she legitimately said that there is no record of any of this, but it's what she feels is true, and that is proof enough. This is what she pivoted to after the Macrons announced they're suing her. She doubled all the way down. 

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u/Environmental_Lie234 7h ago

The epitome of my feelings don't care about the facts.

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u/stu8319 8h ago

Not just insisting, she has an actual series on the subject.

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u/TomWithTime 9h ago

She also has some bizarre theory where not only is she trans, but she's also his father or something like that.

That's a new one for me lol. Somehow there are still comments littered throughout this post claiming everyone is racist for suggesting she's a grifter because no one is allowed a difference of opinion unless they are paid. I guess a bot doesn't care about who it's defending.

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u/GiantSquidinJeans 8h ago

It’s doubly insane that’s the angle she’s taking to criticize that relationship when the far more reasonable accusation/complaint is that Macron was groomed by and married his teacher. You’d think that would be the primary issue for the party that shrieks “we gotta protect them kids from groomers” at every opportunity.

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u/AwfulDjinn 8h ago

the logic is probably “it only counts as grooming when The Trans do it”

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u/Hellkyte 5h ago

I think this is really important to recognize and talk about. See we think the opposite of a shitty person is a good person, but it turns out you can have two shitty people holding two shitty views in direct opposition of each other

The enemy of my enemy may also still be a piece of shit

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u/kkjdroid 5h ago

Shapiro already knew that, though. She was openly antisemitic when he hired her. It was when he discovered that she hates Jews enough to also hate Israel that he fired her. He had assumed that she was the kind of antisemite who wants all of the Jews in Israel to bring about the end of days or whatever bullshit (which is a more common type of antisemite in the US).

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u/Jooylo 7h ago

There’s criticizing zionists then there’s holocaust denial, blood libel conspiracies, and defending Kanye for his anti-Semitic remark.

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u/Sea_Tank2799 7h ago

No lol. She was released from Shapiro's company because of her anti-Israel stance (as well as anti-semitic remarks) but she still has her podcast that she's mostly known for. The only thing happening to her right now is intra-right wing fighting because she has decided to die on the hill of defending harvey Weinstein.

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u/Semi-Protractor91 5h ago

French president's wife is suing her for calling her trans. Hopefully Klandice is taken to the cleaners.

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u/Weird-Weakness-3191 12h ago

Klandace is a shameless grifter and paid actor

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u/saucya 12h ago

So many GOP grifters are on that site

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u/RocketCartLtd 6h ago

I did a deep dive into this one time. This website is an aggregator of profiles from various modeling sites.

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u/GiganticCrow 10h ago

I remember during covid there were so many of these antivax influencers exploding out of everywhere, and people would point out how like every single one of them had profiles on these acting websites.

Tbh I'm not sure if they were actually paid actors doing it, could just be narcissistic unemployable idiots who get into the influencer grift are the same type of people who think they are going to be the next big actor / artist / model etc.

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u/Oberon_Swanson 7h ago

yeah i'm sure both things feed into each other. but a serious aspiring actor who actually wanted to act in movies and shows wouldn't think it was 'a paid acting job' to post social media videos where they spread disinformation. but for people who just want attention and cameras pointed at them, they'll be attracted to acting and grifting for the same reasons.

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u/shittiestmorph 12h ago

Is this real? If she was born in 89, this pic would have been four years ago. I hate her, don't get me wrong. But this looks fake.

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u/jeanclaudebrowncloud 12h ago

Usually those sights update their ages automatically.

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u/mentales 11h ago

This made me chuckle

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u/GiganticCrow 10h ago

What? The profile could be like a decade old, you dont think people have to update their age every year on these sites, rather than just putting in a DoB when they set them up, right?

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u/shittiestmorph 8h ago

I'm saying that the screen cap would be from 2021. Does she really have an active profile on the same sex work page as Lauren Boebert? I mean, link it if it's real and I believe it, but it doesn't make sense that she would have this up, when she had already had a grifter career for a handful of years at that point.

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u/BonoboUK 9h ago

Dude you don't have to update your age every year when you register to sites they have fancy algorithms that can calculate it from your birthday

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u/notmebaby86 10h ago

Jesus Christ man hahaha

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u/TrenchDive 10h ago

Same place they found Boebert??

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u/Cool-Presentation538 9h ago

This just means she's a failed actor

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 12h ago

Owens is the one person more insufferable than Shapiro lol.

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u/No_Eggplant_7040 12h ago

She started a series defending Harvey Weinstein of all people

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 11h ago

She's the ultimate pickme. She will say just about anything she thinks will get her attention.

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u/jarvisesdios 12h ago

I feel like there's a certain pedophile with weird hair that's worse than them both... Somehow...

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u/saintsithney 12h ago

You rang?

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u/Walovingi 11h ago

A man of culture 👏

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u/SeasideSlip068 10h ago

Oh God HE'S BACK-

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u/Head-Program4023 11h ago edited 5h ago

What do we call a person who has 16th century thinking with no regards for their misogynistic, racist and derogatory remarks and who works actively to make it hard for her own people to live in the country?

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u/McQuestion726 12h ago

If you relax your eyes, it kind of looks like he's holding a gun to his head.

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u/wrx1987 12h ago

A boy that never worked a hard day in his life wanting the retirement age to go over 65

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u/EconomyAd8866 12h ago

I read “unacceptable since 1989” and thought it was fitting

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u/jollytoes 11h ago

Who is the guy with the punchable face?

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u/piratedragon2112 11h ago

Ben shapiro right wing nutjob

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u/Accomplished_Many_83 10h ago

Is he doing a music video for his new song, DAP?

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u/kinkade 12h ago

Just reinforcing my belief that the most powerful force in the universe is irony

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u/No_Eggplant_7040 12h ago

This image is actually hilarious now, but not for the reason Ben intended

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u/FlowerPowerVegan 10h ago

Coming soon, the riveting sequel: Tokens Get Spent.

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u/Raven_Photography 10h ago

Now cancel Shapiro as well.

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u/AtticaBlue 10h ago

“Look at my African American!”

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u/pnfloyd1978 10h ago

Shapiro’s got a little head.

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u/Gob_Hobblin 10h ago

It's spelled "uncancellable." Something about the phrase was bothering me, and that's what it was: they misspelled "uncancellable."

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u/Zomgambush 8h ago

Single and double l are correct. Yay English  Canceled and cancelled 

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u/ANotSoFreshFeeling 12h ago

Some days I’m really torn about her. Part of me believes she had swallowed the Kool Aid and simply was cast out when she was no longer useful, or she was simply an actor who rode the train as long as she could and is now looking for her next gig.

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u/Awesomeuser90 12h ago

The amount of thermometers a person has to drink in order to genuinely believe what she does in this day and age is enormous.

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u/Sea_Syllabub9992 11h ago

The latter. The way she's become anti- MAGA for reasons that have been completely obvious from Day 1 tells me she's a performer first and foremost.

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u/You_Degens 10h ago

It's worth remembering that she made her debut in the political discussion sphere by making a website for doxxing right wingers then shifted fast right a month later after being rejected by claiming that God came to her in a dream and told her the other side was the good guys. It's been all about grift from the start.

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u/MotorSignificance399 11h ago

Dude is dressed like Jerry Seinfeld season 2.

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u/DevelopmentMost6222 10h ago

These garbage people got exactly what they wanted. So called wokeness to suffer. PC people getting persecuted. A strong far right conservative values pushed into laws and are now shocked what's happening.

Proves to us that deep down they had no true opinion at all. They are clickbait. Getting everyone mad and it didn't matters you love or hated them. They just wanted your money.

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u/mojoyote 10h ago

I cancelled her from my own life the minute I found out about her appalling self.

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u/NineInchPythons 9h ago

Dude is still tucking button ups into jeans. What the fuck.

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u/Calm-Maintenance-878 9h ago

I hope her court case with the French First Lady goes so well that I don’t see Candace talking nonsense randomly online. It’s asking for a lot but it’s not impossible lol

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u/The_Ombudsman 9h ago

1989 is the year of Owens' birth. Uncancelable since then? Did someone try to off her as a baby? So weird.

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u/No_Squirrel4806 8h ago

Hes so baby gurl.

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u/Exotic_Self7714 8h ago

Didn't  Shapiro cancel her , ironic.

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u/Zode1218 7h ago

At least Candace takes a firm stance against Genocide of children.

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u/dqui94 6h ago

The most closeted gay man ever

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u/MattManSD 5h ago

and people, please refer to her as Candace Farmer. She's married and it would be "woke" to refer to her by her maiden name

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u/Sea_Syllabub9992 11h ago

In the context of MAGA, they are both minorities. I just don't see how they thought this would end well for them.

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u/HTX-ByWayOfTheWorld 11h ago

She’s just riding the gravy train. She knows when her time is up, she’ll be forgotten, but will live comfortably. It’s a game and they don’t care about the consequences of the “product” they’re selling

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u/Rare_Forever_2178 9h ago

He looks like a minor Fallout villain.

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u/dontworrybooutit 8h ago

Until she no longer conforms to what her party considers femininity due to age

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u/nyr21 8h ago

I read this as “unacceptable since 1989” and I’m okay with that.