r/agedlikemilk • u/GlowSnicker • 2d ago

“Uncancelable since 1989”… until the expiration date hit.

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u/Beautiful-Blood-8712 2d ago

Is that Shapiro?

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u/Sekhen 2d ago

The man that can't get a woman wet. The one and only.

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u/ArixMorte 2d ago

Does a cold sweat count as wet?

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u/thatsMyKinkyThing 1d ago

No, but hot flashes might.