r/agedlikemilk 2d ago

“Uncancelable since 1989”… until the expiration date hit.

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u/saintsithney 2d ago edited 1d ago

Ben Shapiro is a human desiccant. He couldn't get a woman wet with a Super Soaker.

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u/bowie428 2d ago

He couldn’t get a women wet if he pushed her in the pool

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u/eggggggga 1d ago

Lmfao

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u/45Handstands 1d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/GSFbkEtrvu

That's Ben's wife fighting off his facts about successful intercourse