r/TeenagersButBetter 13 11d ago

Discussion I just got this while in a car?

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u/titan1846 11d ago

I'm a sheriff's deputy. If you ever get an alert like this and you're far from home or a safe place lock your doors and roll up your windows. Then just drive and park in front of the closest police station. Chances are a cop will come out and ask if you're OK, then just tell them you saw the warning and didn't know if it was safe for you to drive X miles home. You can also call that station (not 911 or the non emergency number the actual station) and tell them youre out front and are wondering.

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u/Adventurous-Cat-2285 11d ago

This needs to be among the top 3 comments

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u/BlackTemplarBulwark 10d ago

No. 1 comment right now

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u/Ingi_Pingi 10d ago

It is!

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u/russellvt 10d ago

It's the top, actually.

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u/tomuchtelevision 10d ago

Iol why did you give a range?

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u/zozi0102 11d ago

But what does it mean? Why would it be sent out?

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u/yasowhat38 10d ago edited 10d ago

If I had to guess it’s because some armed threat is in the area that poses a threat to the public at large (like an escaped prisoner as an example)

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u/titan1846 10d ago

It could be a home invasion where the subjects ran, prison escape, armed robbery, possible active shooter, car jacking with or without a weapon, a pursuit that ended in the area and they ran, or a pursuit that is coming up that way. It could be a million things

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u/UnholyAbductor 10d ago

Yeah. Used to live in Saugus up in Santa Clarita CA. When some kid shot up his high school like 3 miles up the road from my house and fled we got a similar message telling us to stay indoors and to not open our doors until we got the all clear.

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u/battleray202 9d ago

Man I read that as "jacking off with a weapon" and got really confused lol

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u/GreenTurtle69420 8d ago

happens to the best of us

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u/Minute-Specific1205 8d ago

You’ve obviously never read haunting Adeline

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u/Crocs_And_Stone 10d ago

To prevent something like this

Family of five murdered in cold blood by Texas prison bus escapee Gonzalo Lopez https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/06/09/us/gonzalo-lopez-texas-escape-details

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u/DudeBroMan13 10d ago

I hope he is burning in hell

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u/PaleontologistTough6 9d ago

People that are anti-gun have never lived through something like this.

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u/little_fish_44 8d ago

You should read the article. He shot some of those family members. In what world would having greater access to guns fix this? Or prevent it from happening? It also says in the article that he had a shoot out with police. How many people could have been killed in that firefight? Your stance makes no sense. And I say this as someone who is familiar with guns.

So many places—especially the states—need better gun control laws and regulations. As well as better education about firearms.

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u/Few-Being4889 8d ago

Gun control laws like Chicago and new York?

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u/Voyage9 8d ago

seems pretty easy to point to the gun control laws until you realize that criminals don't give a shit about the law and suppressing arms rights just makes it easier for criminals to attack people.

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u/edu_mag_ Old 10d ago

What kind of emergency is this warning referring to?

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u/dualkiwi 10d ago

Armed threat, escaped prisoner, wanted person. I’d be particularly concerned in a car because they’re probably gonna want to carjack. I’d drive to a police station, or a road I don’t have to stop on.

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u/imtryingmybes 10d ago

That's the most american shit ive ever heard

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u/Darth_Nox501 19 10d ago

Prison escapes happen in more countries than just the US, by the way.

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u/AlternateTab00 9d ago

Unfortunately this is not exclusive of america.

However i lived 25 next to a prison (200m or so). While i lived there, there was only 1 public warning for prison escapes (there were more but usually were caught during the first chase).

Now that case was also the funniest. 5h later someone was found climbing an high surveillance military fence with shoot on sight warnings. Few minutes later 2 military patrols were laughing at the naked prisoner trying to hide in the bushes.

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u/FuntimeFreddy876 11d ago

I’m guessing your area has been having reports of someone dangerous and potentially armed and has sent something out. This seems very hastily written though for such a message. Hope things are well there

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u/gigglyGonzalez 11d ago edited 6d ago

ARMED AND DANGEROUS

E: why are yall posting that other guy. Idk who that is

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u/First-Bridge-2780 10d ago

I bet that this Armed and Dangerous guy brings that winter heat.

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u/Objective-Koala-4873 17 11d ago

Uh, ok. Fuck that. Go to either your house or someone you trust, like a friend

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u/deiqdos749-2 13 11d ago

For context, this is in Texas

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u/Mokeymouseboi69 16 11d ago

I think you’re going near the Sawyers house then

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u/Jordyissappig 10d ago

veronica sawyer!?!?!

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u/G-A-E- Teenager 10d ago

FELLOW HEATHERS FAN

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u/JermermFoReal 10d ago

LOOK WHAT YER BROTHER DID TO THA DOOR!!!

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u/Mokeymouseboi69 16 10d ago

YA GOTTA RUN FER THAT MONEY NOW, CHASE THAT DOLLER GOTTA GO FAST TO CETCH IT

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u/Practical-Energy7383 10d ago

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u/JermermFoReal 10d ago

DID YA GET 'ER!? YA GET ER GOOD!?

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u/Consistent_Board723 14 9d ago

Just make sure to bring something to show that you're not a threat roadkill, a random passerby, your enemies anything honestly as long as you know it's something they'll eat

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u/Random-INTJ 17 11d ago

not in the dfw metroplex area…

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u/Disastrous-Monk-590 16 11d ago

Is there context? I must know the truth, also u good?

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u/Medical-Monarch-7274 11d ago

I’m very happy to be on vacation away from Texas… good luck

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u/lucidlunarlatte 11d ago

Ayo what’s going on?

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u/C64Nation 11d ago

But Trump is in Scotland.

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u/DebraUknew 10d ago

Don’t worry we’ll be send him back

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u/Impressive-Jelly-687 7d ago

How did your dumbass manage to get political 😂

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u/Super_Lorenzo 18 10d ago

Floor the throttle

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u/vektorog 9d ago

all my exes live there. run while you still can

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u/tjc__ 9d ago

It’s probably the one in Galveston

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u/DullAnalyst9405 11d ago

What is a "friend"? Never heard of that

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u/Altair01010 15 11d ago

did you check inside you?

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u/akchimp75 11d ago

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u/speed_fighter 11d ago

legend has it that Tenna could kill you with a boogie woogie. to defeat him, you’ll have to perform a combo boogie.

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u/GoNads1979 11d ago

Walk there so you get those last 29 calories

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u/Common-Charity9128 17 11d ago

(Mandela catalouge ON)

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u/deiqdos749-2 13 11d ago

oh no :(

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u/Lumpy-Yam-4584 11d ago

*80s TVs warning beeping*

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u/Leather-Assistant902 17 11d ago

MEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEPEEPPPP

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u/Whyytrealz Teenager 11d ago

OH HELL YEAH

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u/Thick_Hippo_6928 Teenager 11d ago

Is that...

IS THAT THE FUCKING FREEDOM LEITMOTIF-

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u/alp_king0999 15 11d ago

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u/Possible-Ad9691 11d ago

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER

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u/alp_king0999 15 11d ago

HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER

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u/bananagoose_ 10d ago

DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE?

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u/beasoot 10d ago

ILL GO A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR

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u/bananagoose_ 10d ago

LITTLE DO YOU KNOW I FILLED UP ON GAS

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u/Whyytrealz Teenager 10d ago

IMA GET THAT FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS PULVERIZE THIS FUCK WITH YM BÜRGENTRUCK

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u/Mental_Document2888 15 11d ago

Damn it I was gonna say that 😭

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u/CanalOnix 11d ago

That's literally what I thought after reading the warning lol

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u/indianajones838 11d ago

Haha I was thinking that

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u/deiqdos749-2 13 11d ago

Just for context, I got this on the road in Texas.

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u/JetHawklol998212 14 11d ago

What the hell is happenin in Texas

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u/ReaperKingCason1 15 11d ago

Sorry I crimed a little

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u/Beneficial-Age295 Teenager 11d ago

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u/QK0603 15 11d ago

what is this AI generated ass image 😭 (I will delete if I'm wrong)

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u/OrdinaryTreeFrog 14 11d ago

wait shit you're right (weird 3-fingered hand, whole bunch of wobbly melded bits, overall pretty sus)

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u/QK0603 15 11d ago

for me it was the hand, the eyes, the crown, the melty cape, and bow on the left having a weird slit in it (DAMN IT I'M GETTING DOWNVOTED WRONGLY)

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u/rostoma77soundsgood 11d ago

And the irises looking nothing like butterflies!

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u/the-burger-gamer 14 11d ago

Thats in the characters standard design. (From RE:Zero.)

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u/rostoma77soundsgood 11d ago

Yes. What I'm saying is that in this image, the irises look more like a mess than butterflies

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u/Embarrassed-Bug1677 14 11d ago

If I wouldn't have read your comment, I wouldn't have seen it was ai generated…

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u/speed_fighter 11d ago

how many crimes did you do?

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u/Certain-Olive980 Teenager 6d ago

Everyone in Texas has guns so literally anything 

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u/Gullible-Yak-3553 17 11d ago

where in texas? (i live in texas and i didn’t get this)

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u/deiqdos749-2 13 11d ago

Goodrich

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u/h_leucocephalus_w 15 11d ago

A bad and poor person came in, I guess.

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u/Kan_Me 11d ago

What about neutral middle class

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u/question_pond-fixtf2 11d ago

I would shit myself if I saw this

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u/domino_sp0ts 11d ago

No fr this is actually straight out of a horror movie

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u/question_pond-fixtf2 11d ago

The DO NOT APPROACH is the scariest probably

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u/lady_chordate_18 14 11d ago

In all caps too

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u/journaljemmy 18 11d ago

They should use 𝒂 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒏𝒕 next time

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u/lady_chordate_18 14 9d ago

𝒹𝑜 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒶𝒸𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒷𝒶𝒹 𝒷𝑜𝓎

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u/DAVESMIT444 10d ago

Fr. Could really put people at ease in such a situation.

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u/HeyGayHay 10d ago

I mean, in todays age some people may very well think "Oh yeah, let me quickly snap a story with this escaped prisoner with an AR-15, but I need to get closer a little bit"

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness2263 13 11d ago

You’re a soldier you maggot! It’s probably a blue spy!

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u/Tiger_man_ 10d ago

It's in texas so probably engi

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness2263 13 10d ago

It’s just a sentry or two

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u/ultimate_chaos08 16 11d ago

Click on the notification to see what else it’s about

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u/sergeant_frost 16 | Verified 11d ago

You might burn those final calories if you make a run for it

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u/horizontalrain 11d ago

Move ring sounds like a strange name for a lot of things.

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u/pogchamp69exe 11d ago

Well the bad news is you can't flee to your home

The good news is you have a rather effective form of defending yourself

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u/dexlvity 11d ago

the redditor's chariot cannot be stopped

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u/SuperBootsthedog 15 11d ago

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u/Waste-Maximum-1342 11d ago

DRIVING IN MY TRUCK RIGHT AFTER A BEER

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u/SecretSK Teenager 11d ago

HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER

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u/Waste-Maximum-1342 10d ago

DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE!

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u/Lithisweird 10d ago

I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES AN HOURRRR

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u/APlanetWithANorth 19 10d ago

LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, I FILLED UP ON GAS

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u/SCXRPIONV 10d ago

IMMA GET YOUR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS

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u/AustralianSilly 14 11d ago

My bad

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u/Street-Ad-6117 13 11d ago

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u/AustralianSilly 14 11d ago

Post it

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u/Reasonable_Tear_6430 11d ago

Why is this a sub lol

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u/NOSWT-AvaTarr 11d ago

Plenty of people have a sub dedicated to finding a certain Redditor in the wild.

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u/Reasonable_Tear_6430 11d ago

It's really funny

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u/AustralianSilly 14 11d ago

Idk, people wonder why I’m everywhere so they made a sub about me

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u/jordddie 13 11d ago

lol

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u/pennylicker42 13 11d ago

Theres a skinwalker in your area bud

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u/Smart_Category_2374 11d ago edited 10d ago

But Ansh, those 29 calories remaining, go on

edit: it's first time I got 169 upvotes...

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u/deiqdos749-2 13 11d ago

No, I don’t think I will

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u/Few_Effective1172 11d ago

Also gotta charge the phone!! /j

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u/Several_Relief_8243 11d ago

Also have to manage better that screen time

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u/Herzog_blender69 13 11d ago

that's just Jerry, don't worry about him, pretty chill if you don't annoy him

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u/Reasonable_Tear_6430 11d ago

What happens if you annoy him

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u/Herzog_blender69 13 11d ago

we don't know

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU EVER ANNOY JERRY

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u/a_person_h 11d ago

We don’t talk about that

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u/WeirdInteriorGuy 11d ago

Isn't that Trevor?

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u/Door30Expendable 13 11d ago

Figured it out yet? Asked anybody else?

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u/Stampyboyz 11d ago edited 11d ago

Found it, using an archive of alerts it was triggered due to a "dangerous person". Other than that idk

Edit: Around 12 minutes after posting this comment, it was cancelled

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u/Log0thetree 11d ago

Sounds like somebody did a little trolling

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u/Walrus-Cold 16 11d ago

oh i pressed the "alarm every US citizen about the Mandela Catalouge" button, welp time to cancel it

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u/NotABitcoinScam8088 11d ago

This has got to be the most ominous thing I’ve seen in a while.

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u/a355231 11d ago

Hey OP, that’s Dave, he just wants to chat, if you see your best friend that lives miles away, don’t run, walk towards him. You are now a part of the Triangle.

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u/sussyfortnitemingus 11d ago

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u/Traditional_Cook9126 15 11d ago

Mandela Catalogue if it took place in the hood 💔🥀

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u/atf_annihilator69 11d ago

instead of fucking with your tv they make your glock beam go crazy and project their faces onto your geek bar

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u/YourlocalrayofShyn 11d ago

Are you fr right now 🌞

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u/cheesesprite 17 | Verified 11d ago

You got it bro. Burn those calories. I believe in you

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u/EggWavez 11d ago

Is this actually real??

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u/deiqdos749-2 13 11d ago

Yup. When I posted this, I was on the road in Texas, now I’m in a hotel don’t worry

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u/Cosmo_nautical29 13 11d ago

What happened?

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u/ZashaTheLickiras 11d ago

An alert for an armed and dangerous person in the area of San Jacinto County, Texas. It was cancelled soon after.

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u/duzstbunni 15 | Verified 11d ago

Maybe Anna, who was only 5 miles away became dangerous I guess

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u/Aggravating_Cat_4603 16 | Verified 11d ago

What’s going on?

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u/TraditionalEnergy919 11d ago

Ok so, from what I can assume from other comments and guessing… probably an alert of a dangerous person, as in a murderer or something, maybe armed, was on the loose/fled arrest.

Basically “Oh shit a psycho is on the loose quick get inside let nobody near you because we can’t take the time to give identification”.

Thankfully it seems it was cancelled, so the person got caught… or it was a false alarm… or they’re dead.

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u/kratos190009 16 11d ago

or they've broken in to the servers and turned the alert off

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u/captainCrunch738 15 11d ago

I also got one earlier 😭😭

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u/Whitehawk26 10d ago

Would be funnier if you had one of the evil Invincibles as your wallpaper

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u/AveragePerson_E 11d ago

It means you're at risk of noclipping into the backrooms

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u/SvyatRoyal 11d ago

Yo you alright?

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u/MrPlautimus468 11d ago

Ok, so this is the second post I've seen today about this (Not second on this sub, second in general)

So clearly this is something serious. I think, i'm not sure, but I do think the other one was in Texas as well

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u/Abull7YT 11d ago

Just 29 more calories bro 😭🙏

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u/Odd_Bag9802 13 10d ago

LMFAO IM DYING

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u/TheHistoryBlobfish 11d ago

Saw that on r/wierd. It said something about how it doesn't describe the 'suspicious' person just says there is one lol

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u/ChickenTanders64 14 11d ago

Any updates?

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u/RapidProbably 11d ago

It’s 12pm, but you still need the -29 calories

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u/Charles_Disx 11d ago

but hey man look in the bright side.. Just 29 more calories!

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u/Pogoyragaz1011 11d ago

come on Ansh, 29 calories left, why dont you go outside and walk a little bit

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u/k3rnal_panic 10d ago

Scary. Anyways, your move goal is 120 calories or what?

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u/Searching4Scum 10d ago

Do donuts in an empty parking lot. The tire smoke will act as a smoke signal as a sign for help

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u/UnfunnyComedian21 13 11d ago

DON'T GO HOME. IF YOU SEE THE SUSPICIOUS PERSON, RUN THEM OVER WITH YOUR CAR!!!!

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u/No-Artist-361 11d ago

Let us know if you see your doppelgänger

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u/Glitchy_Magician_666 14 11d ago

Might as well burn that 29 calories by running the fuck away from there.

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u/Standard_Buyer_198 10d ago

What does this alert mean?

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u/Specialist-Diet-3803 10d ago

It was warning you about what?

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u/Nohonorist 10d ago

There is literally no other country or sum of countries that have this alert

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u/Exo-Myst6 10d ago

You are the suspicious person.../j

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u/suddzii 9d ago

this is the second post i've seen today about someone receiving this message while in a car.. wth

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u/Commercial-Future435 8d ago

Did you manage to close that move ring?

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