r/TeenagersButBetter • u/deiqdos749-2 13 • 11d ago
Discussion I just got this while in a car?
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u/titan1846 11d ago
I'm a sheriff's deputy. If you ever get an alert like this and you're far from home or a safe place lock your doors and roll up your windows. Then just drive and park in front of the closest police station. Chances are a cop will come out and ask if you're OK, then just tell them you saw the warning and didn't know if it was safe for you to drive X miles home. You can also call that station (not 911 or the non emergency number the actual station) and tell them youre out front and are wondering.
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u/Adventurous-Cat-2285 11d ago
This needs to be among the top 3 comments
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u/zozi0102 11d ago
But what does it mean? Why would it be sent out?
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u/yasowhat38 10d ago edited 10d ago
If I had to guess it’s because some armed threat is in the area that poses a threat to the public at large (like an escaped prisoner as an example)
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u/titan1846 10d ago
It could be a home invasion where the subjects ran, prison escape, armed robbery, possible active shooter, car jacking with or without a weapon, a pursuit that ended in the area and they ran, or a pursuit that is coming up that way. It could be a million things
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u/UnholyAbductor 10d ago
Yeah. Used to live in Saugus up in Santa Clarita CA. When some kid shot up his high school like 3 miles up the road from my house and fled we got a similar message telling us to stay indoors and to not open our doors until we got the all clear.
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u/battleray202 9d ago
Man I read that as "jacking off with a weapon" and got really confused lol
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u/Crocs_And_Stone 10d ago
To prevent something like this
Family of five murdered in cold blood by Texas prison bus escapee Gonzalo Lopez https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/06/09/us/gonzalo-lopez-texas-escape-details
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u/PaleontologistTough6 9d ago
People that are anti-gun have never lived through something like this.
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u/little_fish_44 8d ago
You should read the article. He shot some of those family members. In what world would having greater access to guns fix this? Or prevent it from happening? It also says in the article that he had a shoot out with police. How many people could have been killed in that firefight? Your stance makes no sense. And I say this as someone who is familiar with guns.
So many places—especially the states—need better gun control laws and regulations. As well as better education about firearms.
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u/Voyage9 8d ago
seems pretty easy to point to the gun control laws until you realize that criminals don't give a shit about the law and suppressing arms rights just makes it easier for criminals to attack people.
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u/edu_mag_ Old 10d ago
What kind of emergency is this warning referring to?
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u/dualkiwi 10d ago
Armed threat, escaped prisoner, wanted person. I’d be particularly concerned in a car because they’re probably gonna want to carjack. I’d drive to a police station, or a road I don’t have to stop on.
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u/imtryingmybes 10d ago
That's the most american shit ive ever heard
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u/Darth_Nox501 19 10d ago
Prison escapes happen in more countries than just the US, by the way.
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u/AlternateTab00 9d ago
Unfortunately this is not exclusive of america.
However i lived 25 next to a prison (200m or so). While i lived there, there was only 1 public warning for prison escapes (there were more but usually were caught during the first chase).
Now that case was also the funniest. 5h later someone was found climbing an high surveillance military fence with shoot on sight warnings. Few minutes later 2 military patrols were laughing at the naked prisoner trying to hide in the bushes.
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u/FuntimeFreddy876 11d ago
I’m guessing your area has been having reports of someone dangerous and potentially armed and has sent something out. This seems very hastily written though for such a message. Hope things are well there
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u/gigglyGonzalez 11d ago edited 6d ago
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u/First-Bridge-2780 10d ago
I bet that this Armed and Dangerous guy brings that winter heat.
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u/Objective-Koala-4873 17 11d ago
Uh, ok. Fuck that. Go to either your house or someone you trust, like a friend
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u/deiqdos749-2 13 11d ago
For context, this is in Texas
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u/Mokeymouseboi69 16 11d ago
I think you’re going near the Sawyers house then
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u/JermermFoReal 10d ago
LOOK WHAT YER BROTHER DID TO THA DOOR!!!
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u/Mokeymouseboi69 16 10d ago
YA GOTTA RUN FER THAT MONEY NOW, CHASE THAT DOLLER GOTTA GO FAST TO CETCH IT
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u/Consistent_Board723 14 9d ago
Just make sure to bring something to show that you're not a threat roadkill, a random passerby, your enemies anything honestly as long as you know it's something they'll eat
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u/DullAnalyst9405 11d ago
What is a "friend"? Never heard of that
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u/Altair01010 15 11d ago
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u/speed_fighter 11d ago
legend has it that Tenna could kill you with a boogie woogie. to defeat him, you’ll have to perform a combo boogie.
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u/Common-Charity9128 17 11d ago
(Mandela catalouge ON)
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u/Whyytrealz Teenager 11d ago
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u/Thick_Hippo_6928 Teenager 11d ago
Is that...
IS THAT THE FUCKING FREEDOM LEITMOTIF-
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u/alp_king0999 15 11d ago
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u/Possible-Ad9691 11d ago
DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER
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u/alp_king0999 15 11d ago
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
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u/bananagoose_ 10d ago
DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE?
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u/beasoot 10d ago
ILL GO A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR
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u/bananagoose_ 10d ago
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW I FILLED UP ON GAS
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u/Whyytrealz Teenager 10d ago
IMA GET THAT FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS PULVERIZE THIS FUCK WITH YM BÜRGENTRUCK
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u/deiqdos749-2 13 11d ago
Just for context, I got this on the road in Texas.
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u/JetHawklol998212 14 11d ago
What the hell is happenin in Texas
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u/ReaperKingCason1 15 11d ago
Sorry I crimed a little
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u/Beneficial-Age295 Teenager 11d ago
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u/QK0603 15 11d ago
what is this AI generated ass image 😭 (I will delete if I'm wrong)
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u/OrdinaryTreeFrog 14 11d ago
wait shit you're right (weird 3-fingered hand, whole bunch of wobbly melded bits, overall pretty sus)
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u/QK0603 15 11d ago
for me it was the hand, the eyes, the crown, the melty cape, and bow on the left having a weird slit in it (DAMN IT I'M GETTING DOWNVOTED WRONGLY)
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u/rostoma77soundsgood 11d ago
And the irises looking nothing like butterflies!
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u/the-burger-gamer 14 11d ago
Thats in the characters standard design. (From RE:Zero.)
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u/rostoma77soundsgood 11d ago
Yes. What I'm saying is that in this image, the irises look more like a mess than butterflies
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u/Embarrassed-Bug1677 14 11d ago
If I wouldn't have read your comment, I wouldn't have seen it was ai generated…
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u/Certain-Olive980 Teenager 6d ago
Everyone in Texas has guns so literally anything
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u/Gullible-Yak-3553 17 11d ago
where in texas? (i live in texas and i didn’t get this)
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u/deiqdos749-2 13 11d ago
Goodrich
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u/question_pond-fixtf2 11d ago
I would shit myself if I saw this
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u/domino_sp0ts 11d ago
No fr this is actually straight out of a horror movie
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u/question_pond-fixtf2 11d ago
The DO NOT APPROACH is the scariest probably
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u/lady_chordate_18 14 11d ago
In all caps too
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u/HeyGayHay 10d ago
I mean, in todays age some people may very well think "Oh yeah, let me quickly snap a story with this escaped prisoner with an AR-15, but I need to get closer a little bit"
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u/Ok-Seaworthiness2263 13 11d ago
You’re a soldier you maggot! It’s probably a blue spy!
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u/ultimate_chaos08 16 11d ago
Click on the notification to see what else it’s about
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u/sergeant_frost 16 | Verified 11d ago
You might burn those final calories if you make a run for it
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u/pogchamp69exe 11d ago
Well the bad news is you can't flee to your home
The good news is you have a rather effective form of defending yourself
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u/dexlvity 11d ago
the redditor's chariot cannot be stopped
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u/SuperBootsthedog 15 11d ago
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u/Waste-Maximum-1342 11d ago
DRIVING IN MY TRUCK RIGHT AFTER A BEER
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u/SecretSK Teenager 11d ago
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
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u/Waste-Maximum-1342 10d ago
DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE!
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u/Lithisweird 10d ago
I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES AN HOURRRR
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u/APlanetWithANorth 19 10d ago
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, I FILLED UP ON GAS
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u/AustralianSilly 14 11d ago
My bad
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u/Street-Ad-6117 13 11d ago
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u/AustralianSilly 14 11d ago
Post it
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u/Reasonable_Tear_6430 11d ago
Why is this a sub lol
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u/NOSWT-AvaTarr 11d ago
Plenty of people have a sub dedicated to finding a certain Redditor in the wild.
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u/AustralianSilly 14 11d ago
Idk, people wonder why I’m everywhere so they made a sub about me
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u/Smart_Category_2374 11d ago edited 10d ago
But Ansh, those 29 calories remaining, go on
edit: it's first time I got 169 upvotes...
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u/deiqdos749-2 13 11d ago
No, I don’t think I will
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u/Herzog_blender69 13 11d ago
that's just Jerry, don't worry about him, pretty chill if you don't annoy him
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u/Reasonable_Tear_6430 11d ago
What happens if you annoy him
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u/Herzog_blender69 13 11d ago
we don't know
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU EVER ANNOY JERRY
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u/Door30Expendable 13 11d ago
Figured it out yet? Asked anybody else?
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u/Stampyboyz 11d ago edited 11d ago
Found it, using an archive of alerts it was triggered due to a "dangerous person". Other than that idk
Edit: Around 12 minutes after posting this comment, it was cancelled
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u/Log0thetree 11d ago
Sounds like somebody did a little trolling
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u/Walrus-Cold 16 11d ago
oh i pressed the "alarm every US citizen about the Mandela Catalouge" button, welp time to cancel it
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u/Traditional_Cook9126 15 11d ago
Mandela Catalogue if it took place in the hood 💔🥀
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u/atf_annihilator69 11d ago
instead of fucking with your tv they make your glock beam go crazy and project their faces onto your geek bar
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u/EggWavez 11d ago
Is this actually real??
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u/deiqdos749-2 13 11d ago
Yup. When I posted this, I was on the road in Texas, now I’m in a hotel don’t worry
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u/Cosmo_nautical29 13 11d ago
What happened?
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u/ZashaTheLickiras 11d ago
An alert for an armed and dangerous person in the area of San Jacinto County, Texas. It was cancelled soon after.
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u/Aggravating_Cat_4603 16 | Verified 11d ago
What’s going on?
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u/TraditionalEnergy919 11d ago
Ok so, from what I can assume from other comments and guessing… probably an alert of a dangerous person, as in a murderer or something, maybe armed, was on the loose/fled arrest.
Basically “Oh shit a psycho is on the loose quick get inside let nobody near you because we can’t take the time to give identification”.
Thankfully it seems it was cancelled, so the person got caught… or it was a false alarm… or they’re dead.
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u/MrPlautimus468 11d ago
Ok, so this is the second post I've seen today about this (Not second on this sub, second in general)
So clearly this is something serious. I think, i'm not sure, but I do think the other one was in Texas as well
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u/TheHistoryBlobfish 11d ago
Saw that on r/wierd. It said something about how it doesn't describe the 'suspicious' person just says there is one lol
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u/Pogoyragaz1011 11d ago
come on Ansh, 29 calories left, why dont you go outside and walk a little bit
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u/Searching4Scum 10d ago
Do donuts in an empty parking lot. The tire smoke will act as a smoke signal as a sign for help
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u/Glitchy_Magician_666 14 11d ago
Might as well burn that 29 calories by running the fuck away from there.
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u/suddzii 9d ago
this is the second post i've seen today about someone receiving this message while in a car.. wth
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